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helluva boss (web series) loona (helluva boss) Blitzo/Stolas Goetia millie/moxxie (helluva boss) asmodeus | ozzie/fizzarolli (helluva boss) porn with feelings blitzo is bad at feelings (helluva boss) top blitzo (helluva boss) mating cycles/in heat imp biology blitzo rides denial river other additional tags to be added alternate universe - canon divergence idiots in love stolas goetia needs a hug shameless smut lgbtq themes no mpreg The Goetia stole has a sewer Stolas Goetia loves Blitzo
Fertalia used to be an imp mating season, but now it's just a regular holiday. That's not to say that imps don't still have mating cycles but that's reserved for imps in committed relationships. So what the fuck is wrong with Blitz?
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Moxxie usually liked this time of year. For the last two years, he and Millie would go down to Imp City’s Fertalia Festival and take in the sights. They would share one of Queen Beezelzebub’s aphrodisiac-laced liquors, eat until they were stuffed full of traditional Wrathian pork pies, and stumble h
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