Daughter of Samland, Son of Denmark

What happened after the "We found a body" will involve the Valkyries, and leave Sif and Volstagg witness to great change.

Kara needed a friend and Lena is here for her, ready to spend the night on the couch with Kara in her arms while they watch a stupid show...

In which Suguru Getou doesn't declare war against Jujutsu society and decides to abandon his genocidal path after faking his death. Somehow this ends with the strongest sorcerer alive being trapped by a curse months later.

Sherlock Holmes is ill and the world does not come to an end. Film at 11.

Simon was not scared. He wasn’t. He was a strong, blood drinking, human-slaughtering, baby-eating killer. He was not scared. Or in which Raphael loves his Baby, Simon is afraid, and Lily and Elliot suffer for it

It's tough when your wife is the hottest babe on campus. When work, family and marital stress collide, Spock reminds Uhura that he is a man - and a Vulcan.

Harry smiles bitterly to himself as tears slip down his cheeks silently. He's sitting in the bathroom, alone in their flat, Louis gone off on another of his dates with Eleanor. He'd told Harry before he'd left to not expect him back tonight, and that had been the metaphorical last straw for the younger boy. So here Harry sits, back against the locked bathroom door, staring down a razor blade. Harry never could have imagined that this is what his life would amount to. Honestly? He's Harry Styles, one-fifth of One Direction, the boy band that is quickly taking over the musical world. He should have everything he could ever want. He should be happy. Harry can't help but laugh hollowly at the thought. If anything, Harry feels stripped bare, like he's broken inside. And to think, it's all because of a boy.

So moonbelowsea asked me late one night how I would write Gryffindor!Viktor and Slytherin!Yuuri and I babbled about it then crashed near the ass of dawn. The next day I realized that it was kinda almost a history. A Drunk History. Let's go with that. — "... the other boy covers his red face with his hands and Viktor's heart just about bursts with the need to own puppies with him."

in which patients are aggressive, JD is very small and easily defeated, and Perry is everyone's favorite guardian asshole.

San is tired of people making assumptions about him. Wooyoung proves to be an exception. or, Brawny, big boy San just wants to be dicked down for once in his life and Wooyoung is more than happy to oblige.

It takes her over 72 hours to get home, after the battle, and she's not happy about it. Surely, they could have used a Slayer.

Dean's no stranger to addictions, and with the return of his mother—who continually disappoints him, he's been falling back on the familiar crutches of alcohol and nameless sex. However, there's one urge he's denied himself, has kept buried deep within his soul. But under the strain of current circumstances, he can feel it needling away inside him. It's only a matter of time before he caves, before he reaches out in a moment of weakness for an angel who's supposed to be his best friend. Why does he have to crave the one thing he knows is sure to destroy him? Maybe if he just... closes his eyes. Maybe then, his deplorable descent won't be quite so terrifying.

It is never too late to hope for love, as Severus finds out firsthand.

Lily was not who everyone thought she was, but she would do anything to protect her baby. Yet, on that fateful Halloween night, ancient magic of the Slytherin family saves Harry and now he's to grow up in another time. He's raised by his ancestor. What happens when he rejoins his time?

Gintoki loves turning your words against you.

Rhys and Jack get in a fight. Then Rhys gets kidnapped. Cue the motherfucking angst.

Officer Lucy Chen returns from her biggest undercover case, a broken, reckless, bitter, shadow of her former self…and she’s keeping a deadly secret. Her boss, Sergeant Wade Grey, in a desperate bid to save her, sends Lucy on a leave of absence to rest and recover at the home of her ex boyfriend and love of her life, Tim Bradford. Tim left everything behind…his job, and Lucy, after a deadly shift changed his life forever. But when Tim finally uncovers the secret Lucy’s been keeping, he’s forced back into that life. Because the secret Lucy’s keeping could cost her everything, including her life…at the hands of one of their own.

When Hamilton catches the flu, everyone at headquarters worries over him, but none more so than Eliza Schuyler and George Washington. Both do everything in their power to see him well again.

Athos, Aramis and Porthos give D'Artagnan a much needed lesson in manners.

Armin edged closer, his hands pulling his uniform a bit to expose more of his nape.Uncoordinated tickles ravished his neck. Eren squirmed, his lips in a tight shut and when a rough hand touched his sensitive nape, a sound impulsively escaped his lips. “Anggh-ahnn!!!”

'“Good evening, Mr Wallace.” Came Jeeves’ cordial and very correct reply. I rather expected that to be the end of it, and I was hoping it too. I didn’t fancy appearing from a tree with Wallace hanging about. It engenders too many questions. “What were you doing up that tree?” being one of them.' For once it is Bertie who is in the know when it comes to a delicate tidbit of personal information. Now he perfectly understands the phrase 'ignorance is bliss'...

Zeus bared his teeth, growled as he fought the cuffs that bound his wrists to his sides.

Prompt: "Is that how you usually get out of these situations? By fucking your way out of them?" Percy broke into Hades' palace on a dare and gets caught. He has a very... creative plan to get out of trouble though.

The more Atsushi became accustomed to this new life in Yokohama, surrounded by those his age and not, the more detached he felt from his peers. The least likely person imaginable was one of the few who understood more than anyone else.

Jason gets arrested by Superman and Wonder Woman, while undercover as Red Hood in a criminal organization. Problem is that they don’t know he knows Batman and trying to get free only poses more problems. Especially when it’s Dick, not Bruce that comes to break him free.

As Prometheus tortures him, Oliver holds on tight to hope. His team, his friends, his family…they are his strength, and they will find him. He trusts them; he trusts all of them. But more than anything, he trusts her. Felicity. He knows she will find him, and in the end, she does…. ...But at what cost? Based on the promo for 5x17 (no spoilers beyond what the promo shows).

The way Damon occasionally glanced at him, surprised and charmed and a hint wistful.