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His first driving lesson with Louis takes place on a Saturday. Harry stumbles out through the front gate in thrown-on baggy jeans and his ratty Ramones shirt, sees Louis leaning casually against the car, and his knees nearly give out. Apparently "not another surly teacher" meant a drop dead gorgeous twenty-something scruffy guy with shaggy brown hair and cheekbones sharp enough to chop a salad with. Clearly, Robin's trying to get Harry killed at seventeen. Or, the AU where Louis is a 25-year-old driving instructor and Harry is a 17-year-old virgin who's really awful at seduction, except for the time he gets Louis to fall for him and fuck him senseless and take him on kinky adventures.

Yuri doesn’t even like hockey. The brute force, the hurled insults, and blood on the ice as a mark of honor instead of a sign of a horrible mistake? No thanks. He’s only come early to the rink so he can get on the ice the moment the team has finished practicing. Honestly, he’s not even looking at their shoulders or thighs or anything. He’s too busy snapchatting Mila pictures of his new skate covers (leopard print), the rink (outdoors on a mountain and very very cool), and okay, maybe a cute butt or two. For her sake. Not his. He has a single-minded focus that does not involve hockey players. This will be his first Olympics, and he’s arrived a couple of weeks before he needed to, so he can get comfortable at the rink and sneak in a little sight-seeing as well. (In which Otabek quits figure skating after the training camp, and they don't meet again until 2018.)

Malcolm enjoys killing monsters - it's better than thinking about what he's lost.

Albus Dumbledore decides to meddle in the lives of Harry and Severus to ensure their happiness. EPILOGUE ADDED.

For prompt on tumblr (where this was originally posted): Harry and Louis meet at a party and start a romance while dealing with drug addiction. Eventually though, as one would expect, things go wrong and Harry has to make a choice.

“Would you like anything else?” “Actually, yeah.” He flashes you a grin that only promises trouble, pushing his sunglasses down with a way too exaggerated flirty expression. “Can I get your number too?” “Haha, really funny Gojo. Now, I have more clients so...” But he's already getting his phone out, as if he hasn't listened to a single word you've said. “...Oh, you're for real.” ~ ~ ~ ~Reader owns a small cafe with their own baked goods. Gojo comes in one day, and absolutely falls in love with their pastries (and with them).

When Steve goes down on the battle field, Clint-his bonded mate- is kept out of the loop. Clint takes it into his own hands to find out how badly his mate is injured.

Loki goes into heat and does some pathetic begging.

All the angels have fallen from heaven at Metatron's hand, but now they've also disappeared off the face of the earth. Only Castiel and, mysteriously, Balthazar remain, all but human and at the side of the Winchesters. The angels' disappearance is haunting, but in the mean time monsters are still killing people and hunts are still at hand. When a suspicious case brings everyone face to face with the FBI, Will Graham learns more than he bargained for. But, in the end, he might be the key to something larger.

Over the years, Clarke has accumulated a few pacts with friends she's agreed to marry if they're both still single by a certain point. They're joke pacts, obviously. But Miller's weirdly insistent that you can only have one backup, and Clarke would really prefer not to have this conversation with Bellamy in the room.

Prompt made by turtleofthehallow on tumblr! “ I need someone to write fanfiction of Lucifer and Alastor making a deal, but Luci botches the wording of the deal so bad that they end up married instead, and neither of them know how to break the deal, so they're just stuck like this until further notice “ -- Alastor And Lucifer Tried to make a deal, a deal where Alastor Stays Away from the kings daughter, but Lucifer being the Clumsy Man he is, botched up the agreement. Now Alastor and Lucifer are Officially married and there's havoc everywhere Lucifer Doesnt know how to deal With. Being Alastor, he torments the man to a point that makes him burst how will they deal with this Accedential Consort ?

"Never have I ever had a crush on Hinata." A bunch of people drink. A lot of people drink. But the one that makes Hinata's brain screech to a halt is— "What are you doing?” Kageyama tilts his head. "Aren't you supposed to drink if you've done the thing?"

We've been through everything together, Connie. You can tell me anything. What's wrong?

Logic tells Taehyung that the flavor resting on his tongue isn't actually fruit -- but that doesn't stop Taehyung from telling himself that it is.

Ray always knew of The Vagabond- but like most other people in the city, he'd never seen more than a flash of a skull mask, heard the roar of a supercar down the street, listened to the whispered rumours about a group of criminals that were sub-human, with magic glowing from their fingertips and pouring from their eye-sockets. Ray never paid much attention to rumours. As far as he was concerned- he and Michael were a pretty efficient enough team on their own, powers or otherwise. So when the ever elusive Geoff Ramsey takes an interest in them, he's skeptical. it's just hard to keep someone as mysterious as The Vagabond at arms length when he's so fucking addictive. // “I have a reasonably approximate knowledge about most of the people in this city.” The Vagabond shrugged as they walked towards the doors. “However, I pride myself on having extensive knowledge of the people Geoff take interest in, Ray Narvaez Jr.”

Who or What is Peter Pan? Why does he want Henry so badly? Funny thing about connections: They are often much stranger, more horrifying in truth than in any fiction. Something wicked is going on, endangering all the realms. But how can it be fixed when no one seems to know what's going on? Well, that weird silver haired kid might have a clue...

Kara had known jealousy when she’d had to witness James with Lucy for months. It had been a cold feeling that would settle in her chest, but despite the pain it caused her, she’d been strong enough to overcome it. She still remembered her anger and hatred for Non, she remembered being under the influence of the red kryptonite. Experiences she wished she’d never have to relive. She’d thought, back then, that there weren’t many other feelings that could cause her to lose her temper; that she had experienced them all and knew how to control them. She’d been wrong.

Taylor Hebert had always been a loser, just some punk weirdo with a dead mother, an absent father, and a best friend who now took pleasure in grinding her face down into the muck with every chance she got. She had been all of that before her life changed. One moment, she had been running from the latest bullying attempt from Emma and her goons, then the next she was traveling through a quantum realm where the laws of time were devised by the mind of a madman. When she was finally rescued by the superheroes of her world, she found herself making a few realizations. She had slipped from that quantum ocean back nearly two decades. Now she finds herself in the heart of the Inaugural Wards team, surrounded by legendary heroes with a power that holds mystery after mystery. She needs to balance living the life she finds herself in now and becoming the hero she always wanted to be, maybe even change the future for the better, though she needs to be careful. Time may heal all wounds but it threatens to wash her away her very soul.

“I don’t care how big his dick is robs, the man owns a fedora.” Or: Steve talks so much that it’s surprising it took this long for Eddie to find out he’s not straight.

He doesn't want to remember this.

Mermaid Mating SexREally large dicksDon't try this at home

Yuri has recently lost his grandfather, who we all know he was very close to.When a Paparazzi infiltrates the Russian rink, Yuuri intervenes before security can.

Draco’s trial is over, and Harry remembers almost everything.

Prompt - "I'm thinking it'd be cool if maybe Dean punished Sam for some reason." - AwkwardHearts.