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family humor holidays
Hange and Levi moved into a new home, and family were coming over for the holidays. A bit of brain twister. Please read and leave me a comment--let me know if the story is too contrived.
2024/12/11 13:51 Update
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Levi walked up towards the two story house at the end of the street, nestling cozily into its surroundings. The only thing stood out was the weird barn like structure in the backyard. It was huge and tall like a tower, at least 15 meters tall. He had never lived there--the construction was still go
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