This is Ridiculous

Hermann collars Newt in the lab to get him to work. And other things happen, too.

"Hazz" Louis purred into the sleeping man’s ear. It was 3 in the morning, Louis was glowing and he wouldn’t lie he was truly hungry, maybe he could get up and get his own food but you see, Louis was 4 months pregnant, starting to show and having a kid inside you consumed a lot of your energy … or well that was the excuse Louis had for everything. or Louis is 16 years old, Harry 22. Louis is pregnant.

Katniss and Peeta are forced to stay in the Capitol after the 74th Hunger Games. Soon Katniss has to face the president and realizes to her horror that the leader of Panem has special plans for her. "The president specifically asked for you only. You don't think anyone can march in and out of here as they please, do you? No, that honor is only bestowed upon you tonight." Effie gave the young woman a sincere smile, although she would probably like to be in her place.

Castiel couldn't think of a better way to celebrate winning the game than being buried inside his gorgeous coach.

Rule number 3: Never stay in the mornings.- It’s safe today. But as every rule, there are exceptions: - Take Kacchan’s coffee and food, or he will bitch about it the entire day.- Kiss them goodbye, or Shouto will call every hour demanding one.- Send a text as soon as his shift starts and another one when it ends, or they will call the agency demanding to know where he is. Or... Between the nightmares and his non relationship with number one Japan’s couple Katsuki and Shouto, Pro Hero Izuku just wants to follow his rules and get a good fucking sleep, is that so hard?

"John was battling with himself internally. Letting Sherlock kiss him was a mistake, wanting Sherlock to kiss him again was wrong. He was Sherlock’s teacher, no matter how mature or smart Sherlock was, he was still his student, even if it didn't feel that way." John Watson, a 29 year old teacher would not have expected his relationship with his student, Sherlock Holmes (17), to go so far. What starts out as a few innocent experiments turns into an affair that neither participant is willing to stop.

“Are you sure you want to? I-I-I mean we can… or you could just… Are you sure?” You couldn't help but chuckle at the sudden nervousness that didn't usually belong on Josh Washington. You remember how confident he used to be, how into it and how dominant he would be whenever you both got into such a position like this. But that was before his face had sharp teeth poking out from a laceration on his face.

Q really wants to be naked right now, but Bond won’t let him open the damn door.

“Why have you abandoned me then?” the Jedi Master needed to know. “Why did I have to come to Illum to connect to you at least somewhat?”“Why SHOULD I come to you?” the Force countered. The voice seemed to come from all around Qui-Gon. Basically the Force is done with Qui-Gon's behaviour and treatment of its son...Part 11 in the 'ABC of Obi-Wan Kenobi'

Ryuko Hida wields the power to super charge her allies with sex, luckily she's a Gyaru who's super into style and sex. Naturally she hates being the one everyone is relying on but if it means she can have sex with all sorts of sexy babes, she can manage. CONTAINS: Futa, Sex

Kara's never made it a secret that she's dating Lena, she's happy and she wants to share that with her sister, so it comes as a complete surprise when two months into their relationship, Kara finds out that Alex thinks she's actually dating Mon-El.

Stupid witches. Who the hell goes around poofing a dude's junk away anyway?

Everyone is tired. Shaun's eyes hurt, Rebecca sleeps on the sofa on each and every break... And Desmond? Oh, the usual. He deals with the Bleeding Effect, he collapses periodically, and... well a day's never complete without a bit of fun, is it? (Bleeding Effect/Dream for EzioLeo)

"I can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with me but I know that I'm not okay." Mark sniffs out, putting his oversized sweatshirt sleeves up to his face, letting the tears soak into the soft red fabric. "Pain and loss changes people. It's natural to feel the way you're feeling," Donghyuck responds, grabbing a tissue and handing it to the older. "No it's not. I don't even know who I am anymore."-- Or in which Mark is an orphan and pushes away everyone who tries to get close to him because in the end he thinks they'll leave. Until Donghyuck. Donghyuck comes into his life, introduces him to a group of people, and Mark thinks life isn't so bad after all. UNDERGOING HEAVY EDITING/WILL REPOST

Yuuri is what most people call a treasure. As one of a very, very small population of male omegas, people would actually kill to get their hands on him. But he doesn’t want that. After running away from his fate of marrying the prince of Grande, Victor Nikiforov, Yuuri dedicates his life to magic: a skill forbidden for his kind. He runs a small tavern and keeps mostly to himself in a secluded town. But what happens when he comes face-to-face with the man himself? How will he keep his freedom when the world only wants him tied down? Or... Magic AU with alpha/beta/omega dynamics. Omegas are rare and forbidden from performing magic, and male omegas are hardly even known of. Katsuki Yuuri, a male omega, was going to be given to Victor Nikiforov, the crowned alpha prince, before he ran away and started his own tavern.

A conversation in the early morning sun can cast a light on things that are hard to talk about when the world is dark and grey.It’s still hard to explain what’s wrong, even when bonds have been rekindled but they’re ready to try.

Martin gives Samantha a Christmas present.

When the enigma named Harry Potter stumbled into his world, Tom couldn't have been more unimpressed. That’s not about to stop Harry from adopting him and changing both of their lives. Harry's mission to stop a future Dark Lord’s murder spree and return to a better future and Tom’s pursuit to rule the world and achieve immortality inevitably clashes, and they’ll end up changing the world together. Hopefully, in Harry’s favor. ∞∞∞ Tom raised his head from his book as a distant feeling crept upon him. As if the air was crackling, pulsing with the chimes of a clock tower somewhere, signaling the start of—of something new, he didn't know. The thrum of energy surged in him, an urgency rising that moved him to leave his room, to peer out the age-tinted-yellow window at the end of the hall where he could see the front gates of the orphanage. A blurred shape of a man stumbled onto the threshold with the grace of a drunkard.

It's Back To School Night, and kindergartners Caroline and Cassidy Priestly are excited to show their school to their mothers, Miranda and Andrea.

Cas ends up hurt and stranded, and the Winchesters have to keep him on the line while they rush to the rescue.

Anakin's future becomes more and more clouded, as some unexpected allies show up during the Clone Wars.

"And you?" he asks, because ultimately their discussions aren't about the cases - Hannibal was largely uninvolved in them, save his tertiary contact with Will. "Have you come to believe you deserve punishment?" "I think every killer deserves punishment," Will replies, and there's no hesitation, but when he looks up his gaze isn't as stable and he doesn't hold it long. Perhaps that's the reason he relates to this killer so keenly, because the punishment is deserved, it's anticipated and almost goaded, but it is also feared. This is not a man who wants to die, but who knows he should. Will Graham encounters a killer he can't shake, finding the freedom and abandon with which the kills were committed both grotesque and enviable. Hannibal offers a solution. - There is never just one lifetime, not for people who are meant to meet. In Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter's case, they shared five. Four which they could not share fully, and one which they did. This is their last, and current one.

The gods had always been a part of Percy's life – that was a given from the night the Minotaur flipped his step-dad's Camaro to the day Lester Papadopoulos showed up at his apartment door – but while the gods actively sought out Percy Jackson to solve their problems, Percy Jackson never actively sought the gods out. Which is why it was so strange when Hermes and Apollo began to come out of the wood work to do nothing more than sleep with him. AKA Hermes and Apollo have a competition to see who can make Percy cum the most.

If it wasn’t bad enough having an over-protective lover to contend with, Merlin also has an over-protective King and three other knights.

A Progenitor feels control of her clan slipping through her claws, as the lair's members request to relocate from Wind to Lightning flight.

Charles, when uncertain, buries the uncertainty beneath extra certainty about everything else, which reads an awful lot like arrogance to anyone who doesn’t know better. Erik does know better. His mother doesn’t.

The Mycroft Holmes love story. The story of repression, loneliness, and love. Eventual Mystrade, but we've got to trudge through some serious stuff before we can get to that. That serious stuff has a name, Adelaide, the wife of Mycroft. Intreged...hopefully. Mycroft/OC Mycroft/Lestrade

Salvaging equipment, people, and relationships.

The thing that surprises Will most about sleeping with Hannibal is how hungry he is for it.