This is Ridiculous

In which Arya plans an elaborate heist, Hot Pie kidnaps the wrong Targaryen, and Gendry is just along for the ride.

The whirlwind of strife of wars past and present requires Jon and Sansa to wed (and consummate) in order to secure their new kingdom. With dragons to the South and Others to the North, they are surrounded by foes, and can only do what they can to keep things together. Which is all they want, right?

Dean still can't wrap his head around the fact that Castiel once had a female vessel. Castiel gives in to his boyfriend's fantasy but since he cannot just get another vessel, he uses his creativity instead.

"Hazz" Louis purred into the sleeping man’s ear. It was 3 in the morning, Louis was glowing and he wouldn’t lie he was truly hungry, maybe he could get up and get his own food but you see, Louis was 4 months pregnant, starting to show and having a kid inside you consumed a lot of your energy … or well that was the excuse Louis had for everything. or Louis is 16 years old, Harry 22. Louis is pregnant.

Sweet Dee makes an astonishing discovery while painting her nails. The color matches Kaiju Blue. Heavily inspired by the It's Always Sunny episode 'Flowers for Charlie,' the Gang discovers that after years of believing Charlie was dead, a casualty of the the Kaiju attacks, they find out that he's alive and well under the name Newton Geiszler. But when the Gang plans to ride on Newton's fame as the Hero of the Kaiju War, they realize that this isn't going to be like any other scheme they've embarked on.

With her divinity gone and her life as an Archon mostly left behind, Furina spends her time reading, eating snacks and overall enjoying her newfound humanity. Alongside her special someone, of course.

A conversation in the early morning sun can cast a light on things that are hard to talk about when the world is dark and grey.It’s still hard to explain what’s wrong, even when bonds have been rekindled but they’re ready to try.

Phichit sighed. “Nothing’s gonna happen to Mari, okay? There are countless other people here; people who get rations for ten others a year!” His voice lowered to a whisper, so as not to catch the attention of Yuuri’s family members. “Between you and me, even if she does get chosen, you’ll be okay. You’re young and fit. You can work in the mines. You can grow and sell herbs. You can-” “And what if I get chosen?” Suddenly, he felt arms around his shoulders, and he relaxed. He felt warm. He felt safe. “Yuuri,” Phichit told him calmly. “It’s not going to happen.” “Okay.” ---- aka 'The Hunger Games AU that happened by accident'. May the odds be ever in your favour.

What Sayaka Maizono wants, more than anything in the world, is to become a famous idol like the ones she watched growing up. When a mysterious creature offers to make her one, how can she possibly resist? With this wish, she's thrust into the dangerous world of magic and witches, where everyone she meets has secrets of their own, all while balancing her newfound stardom.

They have another date tonight. This time they're going out. Dean's going to pick him up all proper and everything. Wine and dine him at an actual restaurant.

The result of the wee morning hours and a half-cracked pornfic prompt trade! She gave me "Steve/Tony" and "Light bondage" and here we are.

Michael had tried to be a man of virtue when it came to his family, but even virtue had limits. Simple PWP taking place on a tennis court in Los Santos.

~ Lúthien was not the only offspring of Maia and Elf born in the Elder Days, but Vanimórë's tale was never to be sung in glittering halls. His mother was Elven.His father was Sauron.His birth was accomplished by the blackest sorcery of Morgoth Bauglir. He was forged as a double-edged sword is forged, as lethal and as beautiful.And they tested him to breaking-point. He would not break. "Until the sky breaks and the mountains fall into the Great Sea, and the End cometh, there is no world for us." ~ Vanimórë Gorthaurion. The first of the Dark Prince series, the story of Sauron's son, born to be a weapon, a warrior, a servant of the Dark - or its eternal enemy. ~ First Age to the War of the Ring.

Nightmares are just a part of Jason's life- but he's realizing he's now at that point where he doesn't have suffer them alone.

a series of short stories about the adventures of former hitman Jensen and mafia boss Jared

Darcy volunteers to babysit Clint and Natasha's kids while they attend a SHIELD party

Following their arranged marriage, Castiel travels to the lands of his new husband Dean. Before they reach the capital they have to pass through the Great Forest and Castiel gets to learn a thing or two not only about Dean's culture, but also about how little he likes the near absolute darkness that descends upon the forest as night falls.

Zoro has his life set, he's going to graduate, leave for Grand Line city, and become the World's Greatest Swordsman. He doesn't need friends, and he doesn't need anything else. Sanji's got his life set. He's going to stay at home, stay at the Baratie, and take care of Zeff because he really doesn't want anything else. But sometimes, life makes plans for you. Zoro/Sanji

Charles Xavier is a newcomer Biologist at the Amazon forest who came to study an endemic species of river dolphins, the botos. While developing his work at the fascinating and exotic enviroment, Charles becomes aware of the legends and customs of the natives. Amid this new world, he meets a mysterious and dashing gentleman who has a strange habit of never take off his hat...

It's been nearly 3 months since the paladins of Voltron finally defeated Zarkon and returned home to Earth. The physical war is over, and they've won the battle, but unfortunately the road to mental recovery is a much harder one than they could have ever imagined.BONUS:pidgeotto: eat me hunkspunky boi: mmm nopidgeotto: ;)pidgeotto: i will tell lance real fast then lets discuss whats REALLY on the dinner menu tonightred panties: for the last time pidge we are not satisfying your vore fantasiespidgeotto: ;(

Gay marriage is now legal in New Jersey. Wilson wants to get hitched. Sequel to Cold Feet.

Uncle Hoseok continues to play around with Jimin, meanwhile Jungkook has new suspicions. Eventually flourishing truth and repeated history, a new branch of pleasure begins.

After 17 years, Coraline has forgotten about the Other Mother. After 17 years, the Other Mother has forgotten everything but Coraline. Join familiar faces like Mr. B, Miss Spink, and Wybie Lovat, and meet new zany characters such as Smith and Wesson. Written in the same style as the original book, this sequel will make you remember everything you loved about Coraline.

Kuroko considered himself to be an incredibly unlucky boy. Born with weak lungs, cursed with no presence, orphaned at the young age of five, and destined to have what seemed to be a superstitious soulmate who believed in the paranormal, his life so far had certainly not been a walk in the park.. Soulmate AU where the first thing your soulmate says to you is written on your wrist.