Scrambled Eggs (Burnt Perfectly So)

He wasn’t sure what it was, exactly, or if it even had a proper name, but it was suffocating him. --- Prompt: Depressed!Lance having a major depressive episode and setting the gladiator simulation thing on its highest setting and letting it beat the shit out of him. - Edit: this is a warning to potential readers that this fic started as a one-shot and was not planned out at all. I worked on it until I was no longer motivated to do so and then ended it. I don't want anyone to go into it expecting a satisfying ending that wraps everything up, especially since I've seen a not so nice bookmark about it. Also, just a reminder that the author can see what you put in your bookmarks. Please be kind.

When Steve goes down on the battle field, Clint-his bonded mate- is kept out of the loop. Clint takes it into his own hands to find out how badly his mate is injured.

In the wake of Battery Park, Kurt wishes he'd never met Blaine. It's granted.

Oliver shifted in his seat, unable to dissuade an image that shot behind his eyes of sucking that tongue into his own mouth, listening to Connor's muffled moans echo loudly in this great, holy hall. His hands roaming up, pressed against Connor's slim frame and pulling that nice jacket off his shoulders before tearing open the white button down underneath it, latching his mouth over a nipple, growling as Connor cried out his name. Oliver looked down to his lap, squeezing his eyes shut. He was going to hell. [Or, Oliver is visiting his family for the weekend and is forced to go to church with them, where he finds Connor Walsh, sin personified in the form of the pastors son]

Levi channels his emotions into painting, college student by day and barista by night. He has clear goals and is on his way to accomplish them, but he's finding that the further in life he goes, the less he seems to know. Eren Yeager pours everything into his music, stumbling face-first into Levi's life when he starts playing at the local coffee shop where Levi works. Levi can't put his finger on it, but Eren gets under his skin in a way that no one else has.

Steve gives Natasha a painting for her birthday, but it's not what she expects.

Draco Malfoy's parents were brutally murdered when he was three, and he was adopted by wizarding fashion designer duo, Sirius Black and his quirky lover Remus Lupin. Now at 16 years old, Draco Black-Lupin is excited to start his upcoming sixth year at Hogwarts. Harry Potter is found alive and is adopted by Draco and his quirky family only for the boys to fall madly in love.

His hands were all over him again, only this time in public.

It had started the same way at Glamour Springs. The kids were the first ones to get sick. Taako gets over his fear of cooking only to have history repeat itself.

A long crack clawed up the side of the concrete, and then it exploded. The pieces hung suspended in air around the boy, face still smooth as glass. Below Reigen’s fingers, the monitors beeped and charted in wild patterns, unlike anything he had ever seen before. Suzuki removed his hand from the intercom and turned to Reigen. “Interesting enough for you?” (In which Dr. Reigen gets involved in a less than ethical government program involving psychic experiments, and then tries to break one out.)

Jean got far too drunk at his own party, so he decides to try a new way to cure his hangover.

Grace signed Danny up for a kissing booth. But where are all the customers?

Ushijima gets stuck in a repeating time loop on the day his university's team must play Oikawa's. Shenanigans ensue.

Here’s the thing – if Dick likes the fucking and verbal humiliation, and Jason likes the pain and sadism, Tim likes the look of Bruce’s balls really filling that saggy sac

Eren is drinking with his friends, playing Truth or Dare.

Alec can't stand it. He has to get out. The roof isn't far enough. He goes to Highland Park in Brooklyn and meets an interesting confidant in a glittery Warlock. (Or what happens when Alec meets Magnus BEFORE they met at Magnus' Loft.)

For want of some patience, Ifrit never freed Ardyn from Angelgard to rebel against the Astrals. For want of Ardyn, Nifleheim never invented MT Troopers. For want of MT Troopers, Lunafreya and Ravus were able to escape with Regis, and Nifleheim never cornered Lucis in their war. For want of a kidnapping, Luna, Noctis and Prompto were able to work together to get ready for the prophecy, and Ravus is ready to suplex an Astral to make sure someone survives the prophecy. For want of separation, the four of them go to Angelgard to figure out what secrets lay there, and accidentally adopt Ardyn into their plans to save the world. For want of 2000 years’ prep time, Ardyn’s going to have to get up to speed on the modern world fast if he wants revenge or to fulfill his half of the prophecy.

Inu no Taisho managed to live long enough to raise both of his sons under the same roof; Sesshomaru certainly wouldn't have described his relationship to Inuyasha as a loving one, but it certainly wasn't as hateful as it could have been. It was almost funny, how just a couple decades more added to their father's live could have such a profound impact on their relationship.

“Where is your assistant?” asks Isabel Rochev sounding less than impressed with her disappearance. “She’s probably out running an errand,” Oliver covers, although he himself clearly has no idea Felicity assumes, because if he knew she was under his desk, he probably would not be leading Isabel towards it.

Dean brags one time too many, and Someone hears. Be careful what you wish for... (Dean gets them cursed, and now the Winchesters have to navigate a whole new set of weighty issues. Heh.)

A series of one-shots dedicated to Kinktober 2023. Tags, relationships, etc. will be specified at the top of each one shot.

16 year old Prompto meets Ignis and immediately gets a crush on him.

When Arthur moves to Ealdor, he does not expect A) his house to be mercilessly cold, B) a neighbour that aggressively makes tea every morning, or C) the secret that’s hidden away in the loft.

It's time for you to learn the rules of being a pet to our favorite skeletons. Unfortunately, you've never been good at following rules. And Sans... well, he's a bad influence. But did Gaster really bring you into the family just for companionship? Science, sex, complicated relationships, manipulations, puzzles, and a look into the void. Welcome to Part 2 of the Forbidden Series!

This is it then, Regina thinks. This is my penance. This is the final cost of my revenge. Regina comes to realise the consequences of Greg's torture aren't as fleeting as everyone first imagined.

Steve wakes up alone on his and Tony's 10-year anniversary. He probably shouldn't be surprised, but as it becomes clear Tony has forgotten the day, he becomes more and more disappointed.

It's 2015. Robert Sugden is working in his father-in-law's London office when he receives a strange phone call from a man named Aaron.