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They say desperate times call for desperate measures, but Tachibana Makoto never imagined they’d involve an audition for a porn studio. Neither did he expect the studio’s star actor – a guy Makoto’s been, well... admiring from the other side of a screen and a pixel mosaic -- to be his first co-star, or that the eccentric and enigmatic Haruka isn’t the only troublesome thing awaiting him at Free!Boys Studios…

Sam crashes Unique and Marley's girls night and brings the kink level up about three notches.

The 2030s' brought a new wave of children to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry - which includes one boy, Addison Weaver, who very much prefers to be called and identifies as a girl, thank you very much. This is her story.

In which there are hard lessons to be learned, and perhaps also forgotten. (i.e. Loki slowly begins to adapt to his new life, and all the surprises it brings with it, whilst also coming to terms with certain aspects of his past.) I've chosen not to warn for a number of reasons, see the summary of Part One if you want to know more. But again: You read at your own risk.

Ichabod's not taking advantage; he's just improvising. Right? (post John Doe)

In which Jeon Jungkook is a chauffeur who's stuck with a guy that won't stop requesting a pick up from him. Park Jimin refuses to be taken anywhere if the driver is not Jungkook. Rich boys are a fucking handful to deal with.

Friday nights with the pack could mean videogames and pizza. Friday nights with the pack could also mean videogames, pizza and Liam Dunbar as a party favor. Liam loves every second of it.

Donald Pierce is a good man to you, a good husband and a good father to your daughter, no matter how much he doubts it. [playlist, that I haven't ordered and there may be doubles of songs: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8nGAxy0iL1vSBNgZAZtfMrtvxcFknEt3 ]

Why was he here? He thought the man was taking him to get ice cream... This wasn't at all what he was expecting. Eren missed his mom. He wanted her to take him back home from this scary place.

“‘Against one’s will’ is a very conditional concept. And it can always be corrected. Doesn't Stiles know that?” At the end of the world, Peter and Stiles travel across America.

Based on prompt: Pretend Boyfriends AU where one of their families is always wondering why they're never in a relationship, so the other offers to pretend to be their boyfriend for some family event" Basic Steps to Getting Yourself In a Pickle With Both Your Family and The Guy You've Secretly Crushed On For Five Years (A Guide): STEP 1: After being perpetually single and constantly making up excuses to your family, give in and lie about having a boyfriend.STEP 2: Agree to bring said boyfriend to the family cottage for a week so he can be your date to your parents' wedding anniversary party.STEP 3: Panic.STEP 4: Say 'yes' when your best friend and closet crush - who you're convinced isn't interested in you that way in the least - offers to be your pretend boyfriend.STEP 5: Try your best not to fall in love with them during the trip.STEP 6: Fail miserably.

Ever the queen of procrastination, Clarke has left the assignment for her life drawing class to the last minute and found herself without a model. Enter Lexa, because apparently posing naked for each other is something that best friends do…

There are better times than others to get stuck in an elevator. Amami learns that the hard way.

"Goddammit Banner!" Bruce blinked. What? "This fucking shirt needs to be fucking illegal! This shirt, Bruce! This goddamn Purple Shirt of Sex! Do you do this on purpose?" The boys have a bit of fun in the labs, and smiles are analyzed in the best of ways.

Gender-swapped Bruce Wayne may be more than Superman can handle.

Arthur travels from village to village helping people that have been plagued by a mysterious illness. He’s already lost his family, so he struggles to find a place where he belongs. He reaches Ealdor and meets Merlin. A man he’s instantly attracted to, but it looks like Merlin doesn’t really care for Arthur’s company.

In the first several weeks of their relationship Emma has taken it upon herself to teach Killian as much about the modern world as possible. When she takes him to his first drive in movie, she wants to give him a genuine experience. Smut ensues:)

The first date was pretty uneventful for Apollo and Klaiver. The second, on the other hand, was when they started to really click.

Storms. Those big, disruptive things that cause a lot of shit and disruption and are too loud for anyone’s liking and result in a lot of tired people and are just not at all fucking necessary.~(Harry's a lead singer of a rock band. Louis is a well known writer. Harry's just returned from tour. Louis hates storms. Zayn and Liam have a daughter and owe Louis a lot. Louis stumbles upon his engagement ring.)

Will is the first desk of the first violins in Jack Crawford's orchestra and does not even give a shit.Until Hannibal waltzes in with his gorgeous cheekbones and his gorgeous music.Love happens.

A bright Tumblr user by the name of bucky-plums-barnes had the bright idea to write 100 drabbles, all centering on different kinks, for Bucky Barnes's 100th birthday. I took two--language kink and fisting. They are different drabbles, so this work has two chapters. They're both Bucky/Reader, and neither have a real plot. In "A Practical Lesson", Bucky teaches the reader some Russian that she's not going to get in her formal lessons. In "Well Prepared", a nervous Bucky engages in fisting with the reader, with the help of a LOT of lube. Consensual, no pain, and a panicky Bucky who just wants to do it right.

A collection of Undertale drabbles & oneshots written by strikes of inspiration. Requests are open, although may be used more as guidelines rather than actually being taken; the majority of this will be Sans x Reader & smut, with the occasional exceptions. As always, enjoy!

Changkyun wasn't 'really' looking for a pack to belong to. The fact he stumbled into one was all well and good until it wasn't. Alternatively: Changkyun wasn't asking for six soulmates but he got them anyway and now he's not really sure what to do with them. Or the drama his existence seems to bring to any pack he even glances at sideways. But that's what he found when he moved to the not so small town of Izumo.

Keith is a bit delirious and a huge mess. Lance is a bit annoyed and a wonderful caretaker.

When it comes to Tony and Pepper, everyone can see that there is something more than just boss and employee, including Tony's conquests.

A nightly excursion in monster hunting to the Columbia River gets a bit more exciting than Monroe is comfortable with.

Tumblr prompt: sastiel that starts out as cute domestic fluff but then turns into really smutty smut with bottom!sam?