He could eat you with a fork and spoon

Lena wants more excitement in her life rather than being seen as the angelic doll her parents present her to be. On her birthday she takes a fresh start and visits a club where she meets a bartender who appeals to her. Meanwhile she doesn't know the secrets her family has kept from her, doesn't know she may not be so human after all. Kara is living her life in the shadows, posing as a human ever since she made mistakes under the influence of red kryptonite. She partly blames herself for aliens being hunted down and deported. Her past has forced her to ignore her true nature, until there is someone in her life who inspires her.

It’s been ages since Dave has been to Confession.

Vampire!auLouis wants too feed on Harry, but he gets more than expected.

NCIS is called to investigate the appearance of a US Marine from 1955 in Cardiff, Wales. They are paired with a local investigating team, Torchwood. When their leader Captain Jack Harkness tries to convince them that the Marines had been sucked through a rift in space and time, they are hard pressed to believe that information. That is until in another time dimension Captain Malcolm Reynolds flies through a space rift to avoid a run in with the Alliance. That chain of events triggers the rift that NCIS and Torchwood is working on. All of the teams, including Phil Coulson and his two top S.H.I.E.L.D agents end up in the future. They are forced to land on a planet that practices all forms of BDSM lifestyle. Unless Jack Harkness can rendezvous with The Doctor, there is no telling when they will be rescued. The unlikely group is forced to redefine existing relationships and create new ones. Some, have too much fun doing just that. Warning: After the plot is written the stories will be shameless, kink smut. Based on my own fancies and what readers request. Pairings are not set in stone and can be switched in and out as desired. Neither are D/s dynamics.

It wasn’t exactly obvious what had happened; all that he knew was that fucking psychopath showed up at his door after his family had left, demanding answers for what, he didn't know either. What was obvious was that he was out of his mind, and somehow decided coming to Michael’s house, pointing a gun at him, and attempting to force answers out of him about why he had done what he’d done was a genius idea. All of that didn’t matter, what did matter was there is a fucking gun pointed at him, and he was about to fucking die if he didn’t sing like Trevor wanted him to; and sing he did. How it ended up with Trevor fucking him into the mattress was beyond his comprehension.

Team R.W.B.Y. has some rules.

"Are you ok?!" Draco whisper-shouted in Harry's face. Now, Harry couldn't see all that well without his glasses, but he could make out that Draco looked a bit different — his features a bit more defined with less baby fat. His voice, too, sounded a bit lower, cracking almost like Harry's does occasionally. Harry nodded his head, his mind reeling. "W-w-wha' are y-you d-doin' here?!" Harry whisper-shouted back between his smushed cheeks. "I've come to rescue you, of course!"

Vega knows two Lolas. He doesn't care that only one of them's actually named that; he's good enough to know what people are, no matter what they're called.

It’s a little tense at home after the mission at the Lunar Sea Spire, so Connie decides to seek shelter at the Big Donut for an afternoon. However, Steven, a new resident of Beach City, is at the donut shop as well and the two have a very eventful day together.

“Yeah, but you’re entirely predictable. I mean, you’re a rich boy who’s good at sports and climbs the social ladder like it’s nothing. No way you like nerd stuff. You’re destined to be a douchebag, Harrington. The Munson Doctrine never lies.” As he speaks, Eddie can see Steve’s frown get deeper and his eyes get darker until he turns his head away and takes a shaky drag of the joint. He lets it out, still shaky, and seems to be gathering himself. Eddie is starting to brace for a punch or kick or something violent when Steve says, “You’re just as bad, then.” “What?” Steve takes another drag, his shoulders relaxing, and he looks at Eddie. “You’re no better, Munson. As much as you’d like to think otherwise, you’re also predictable. I mean, you’re a guy who feels like an outcast so he embraces the role and doesn’t bother to think he could ever be wrong about someone he’s never actually talked to before. Seems like you’re destined to be a douchebag, too.” For the first time in a long time, Eddie is speechless.

This is a story which takes place at school, where Naruto is an English teacher and Sasuke is his student...

Castiel had always been proud of his wings... Until the moment he wasn't.

Raven and Emma meet every week to drink coffee and gossip about Charles. (The coffee is optional)

My stomach growls loudly which echoes throughout the large bathroom. Yeah thanks body really needed that reminder, not like I’m already fully aware of how hungry I am. How could I not be when it’s always so painful. Even if I want to eat, which I very clearly DON’T, there was nothing around for light-years. I left my only food source back on Earth. I could always just ea- I shook the thoughts from my head before they could finish. It’ll never come to that. I’d willingly launch myself into space to prevent that.

Back when their friendship was still fresh, the boys decided to take a friendship-strengthening trip. There's a reason they don't talk about it anymore. Set after Guys, NO! and before Damn Vongola.

After defeating a great evil, they placed a curse on Lightning. Turning her to a kid. A queen invited Lightning and Serah to her secret castle, to help her find a cure. The method to find this cure is a bit, sexual.

Out on a scouting mission, Thranduil is struck with a poisoned arrow and is brought back half-dead and delirious. Some father/son bonding, because apparently it takes almost dying for Thranduil to stop being such a priss and realize what's actually important to him.

“I overheard Derek arguing with Scott” Stiles said softly as Deaton led him to the back room “He said that I wasn't pack, because I was human” he paused for a few seconds as his hands closed into fists “I want to prove him wrong, you mentioned in a previous conversation that I have the spark. I want to learn how to control it”

It was Vax’s fault, because of course it was. Vax who runs into rooms and puts his tongue in interesting places, Vax who feels all of his emotions at once, Vax who can’t just love one person.

John's got a bit of a voice kink. Which is okay, because Lestrade likes to talk dirty.

Natasha is in her third trimester and having trouble sleeping. She's not the only one awake at all hours... Or; Five times Natasha couldn't sleep and one time she could but was woken up anyway.

"You've got to be freaking kidding me." Dean said as he stared into the mirror at his reflection. "What the hell, Sam?" He spat in a too high voice that was undoubtedly not his as he turned angrily to look at his brother. Sam was looking at him uncomfortably, biting his lip as if he wasn't sure whether to laugh or be worried. "Dude, I don't know." He said shaking his head, "one minute you're fine, just unconscious, and by the time I got us back here, you...just...you were...that." Sam said, waving his hand in a manner that was supposed to make everything make sense.

Jaime should really know better than to make Brienne angry, and then taunt her with those two little words. But he can take the consequences. Written in response to three prompts from the 2013 JB Online Ficathon

Dying lets you leave all your issues behind; coming back to life means you have to deal with them. An add-on to STID that covers the time between Jim's resurrection and the re-christening of the Enterprise. Also a sequel to "Compeer."

Ellie has been turned into a raptor by Dr. Wu. Now she's stuck on Isla Sorna with Alan. When a pack of wild raptors take interest in them, Ellie is not having it. AU after the first 2 movies and the Raptor/Raptors Attack/Raptors Hijack comics. JP3 does not happen and Alan and Ellie are married, also they love Ian but he stayed home. There are dodos because I play ARK, there are dodos in ARK, and I suspect that InGen had something to do with THAT island, aslo.

After the events of "The Lying Detective", John moves away from Sherlock to gain some distance and clarity, but staying away from each other was never their forte, and, one letter after another, they learn how to say what they've kept to themselves for too long.