He could eat you with a fork and spoon

“I don’t want us to be ruined,” Archie says softly. “It’s not ruined,” Jughead repeats. “It’s not even about us.” “It is.” “This summer wasn’t your fault. I get why you ditched me now. I’ll get over it.” “I didn’t want to get you dirty.” “You aren’t dirty,” he repeats. (archie tries to process and jughead tries to help. a lot of other feelings get in the way.)

"We’re looking for him.” John pointed up the stairs to the portrait hanging proudly against the wall. It was blackened and torn in places, but two faces, one of a pretty woman and one of a dark haired boy remained unmarred, staring blankly out into the night. The boy’s eyebrows knitted together. “A royal?” Lestrade huffed. “The lost duke, yes. Haven’t you heard of him?”

“The battle of wits has begun,” Jason says, putting a threatening growl into his voice. “It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right, and who is dead.” “This is the stupidest thing you could have ever done,” Tim splutters, bewildered. “All I have to do is use the data I have on what kind of person you are - are you the kind of person who would poison your own shit, or would you poison mine?” -- After being called in as backup to take care of a sick Tim, Jason ends up in a battle of wits against a vengeance-driven Robin. Such a reversal of roles can only be described as, well, inconceivable!

Draco Malfoy is out with his two year old son, Scorpius, shopping in Diagon Alley. He runs into none other than Harry Potter, out with his sons. Just a fluffy fic showing them catching up, and making eyes at each other. Final Chapter features the consummation of their relationship, but can be read as a complete T or PG fic without it.

More girlfriends au! Yuri can't get enough of her Viktoria. :3cHave a flowery gay rhyme. Viky Viky Wow! So pretty!How does your garden grow?With Yuri's kiss and orgasmic bliss.It's quite indulgent, you know. Inspired THIS ART by @notsaviforwork.

Onslaught daydreams about a certain quiet mech, in a good way for him.

Rose Lalonde runs an Apothecary. Dave Strider, her cousin, a knight, is scheming behind her back to get her to come out of her shell. Matchmaking is on the roster. Surprises ensue.

Imagine that Damian goes to a regular school full time. And has to do things that normal grade-schoolers have to do. Like make Valentines’ Day Cards.

Bofur wants to give Dwalin a proper courtship. That means waiting until they return to the Lonely Mountain. But a lot of things can happen in three months.

Omegas have to be arranged to marry young Newt learns. When they go into heat their bodies need to mate, need an alpha to sooth the ache or it won't go away. So Newt's parents chose Percival for him and sometimes people think it's cruel but Newt never had, it had been a comfort, to know Percival was waiting for him.

Luke invites Abbie and Ichabod out for a night of drinking with the rest of the SHPD. Abbie tries to convince Ichabod that Luke isn't a Hessian spy. Lots of jealous!Luke, exasperated!Abbie, and drunk!Ichabod :)

Brook knew they weren't the only ones watching over their captain. Far from it. An early morning encounter leads him to renew an old promise to their captain's brother.

Alfred is popular. Athletic. Can get any girl he wanted. So why screw the stubborn Brit? He wasn't gay right? Arthur wished though...

Park Jimin has another maknae in his life and Jeon Jungkook is completely losing it.

She was named Lucia Aragón once. Lucia. And she was born in the place of a Strong Boy meant to die. She was born in the place of the spark, the kindling and flint that began the rage of Fire across Westeros. She is the first note to the Dance. Or, well, she’s supposed to be. But the girl born to the Realm’s Delight had one, single thought about that: That in her second life, Princess Lucerae Velaryon will take a note from her surname, and RUN.

Come and find me on tumblr at thewolf-inred.tumblr.com ~So, I rewrote dog Dean, with sex.And Cas. Thank you zarathuforsaken <33

Kokichi gave him a misshapen chocolate lump for Valentine’s Day, and now it’s time for Shuuichi to return the favor on White Day.

Loki comes down from Asgard with a request from his and Thor's children: they want to come and visit their father. Naturally, Thor agrees. This is all well and good, except for the fact that Thor never mentioned having a wife and kids.

Clint and Phil's wedding night.

The night before her wedding, Hermione uncovers mind-blowing revelations that could seriously alter the course of her life.

I've edited all of this piece and moved it to Beasts in the Dark. it is the next work in this series. I left the original chapters intact for those who may want to see them, but I really prefer the Updated version. :^)

❝ …We only obsess over relationships that feel unfinished. ❞In which Kuroo is a single father, and Kenma gets a little more than he bargained for.

Jung Hoseok is a skilled thief who can break into almost anything. Unfortunately, he is caught and is questioned by none other than police chief Min Yoongi, with whom he attempts to shamelessly flirt. But Hoseok doesn't realize that Yoongi is in fact, his soulmate.