Lord of Many

Written in four hours; porn, no plot. Caelus's definition of friendship just isn't the same as Aventurine's, but he lets the man call him for a favor anyway.

Okay, the title came to me while I was folding laundry this afternoon. It's probably the fastest story I ever wrote. Long story short, Harry and Draco have some fun in the laundry-room... This is my first ever lemon, so sorry if it sucks (unintended pun, sorry).

Jimin and Yoongi are finally dating and everything would be perfect if Taehyung would stop freaking cockblocking them. Every time Jimin and Yoongi seem to have a moment to themselves, an unintentionally oblivious Taehyung somehow ruins the moment. So Jimin devises the perfect plan; to get Taehyung a boyfriend so he'll leave the two of them alone. Enter Jeon Jungkook, a shy boy who has no friends and is Taehyung's secret crush and Jimin's new target. Part two of Math Tutor and takes place immediately after the end of it.

After a cave-in, Fenris and Hawke find themselves rather trapped.

What if Tony and Ziva hadn't followed Jenny's order to take the day off on the fateful day when Jenny was shot? What might have changed because of it. With a side of Tony/Tobias.

In which Loki was never bad, Thor and Loki have kids, and everyone goes trick or treating. Loki can be giving when he wants to be. Prompt by http://wal-martin-freeman.tumblr.com/ : "f you ship them with kids, how about Thorki getting introduced to halloween and taking the kids trick or treating for the first time?"

“Jyn,” he starts, then realizes he’s still got her hand twisted up in his own and drops it. He fidgets for a second, hands going to rest on his waist and then letting them fall. “Bodhi’s probably not coming back until later. The Skywalkers' place is like 45 minutes from here in the suburbs. You can wait here until Bodhi gets in touch with you, if he does. In the meantime, you can come inside and crash on my couch if you have to. I am not letting you sleep on the floor just because you’re locked out of your apartment.” Cassian stumbles upon a tired and frustrated Jyn, locked out of her apartment. He invites her to stay at his place for the night. They share a couch, some feelings, and the night’s events turn out to involve quite a bit more than just a neighborly favor.

Misha’s life is awesome. He has great friends, a successful career as an artist and a simple approach to his love life; no complications, no emotions, hook up, get off, and get out. The night a drunk driver plows into his friend Jensen though, everything changes. Jensen’s fight to survive and his devastating injuries will shatter Misha’s uncomplicated lifestyle for ever.

Reid walks in on Morgan and Garcia making out and they invite him to join, getting thoroughly surprised. Awkward breakfast conversation the next morning when the team pieces together what happened.

a girls night gathering

and Theon is sure, he knows that Ramsay can feel him shaking beneath his hand

Louis had finally found a home to call his own, with the love of his life, and now he and his poor best friend too have to leave everything behind to journey into the unknown future with their lovers by their sides, the threat of all their untimely deaths hanging thick in the air. Harry's problematic twin has returned into his life, and that can't mean anything good. It never has. But is Auron the only enemy in the shadows to worry about? Or is there something much worse behind the curtain? Louis and company are forced to consult the help of a nearby immortal who heads a stronghold in the woods, and the friends they meet there and later in the Sierra Nevadas morph quickly into what would be lifelong companions. Life on the road is rough, at times criminal, but there’s something to be said for the strengthening of bonds as they take buses across the country to stay safe, playing road games and singing songs as they ignore just how distressing their lives have all become. New York marks the beginning, or the end, of Auron’s rather diabolical plan for the world, and just when the group thought it couldn’t possibly get any worse, the true tribulations arise. [Book 2/4]

We all know the tale of a young mermaid desperate to become someone, anyone else. But perhaps there is far too little known of the sea witch with the power to grant this wish. Things are seldom all they seem, while both evil and love lurk in the places least expected. ~*~UPDATE: This work is currently being re-written! I reworked the origional first chapter into something a little more well-rounded, and of course got lost in all the plot-ssibilities!

After the defeat of Calamity Ganon, Zelda needs help from every race to rebuild Hyrule. The Zora, however, still hold their prejudices against Hylians and refuse to give aid. According to tradition, there is only one thing that can be done. That may or may not be a marriage of convenience, and Zelda sure isn't the one partaking in it. (hint hint, lots of sidlink pining, chemistry, and awkward romance)

FORCED is a psychological deconstruction of cause and effect between these two characters. It's a fiction of painfully in-depth exegesis of typical everyday human emotion and thought that is extremely exaggerated by critical thinking from yours truly, that focuses greatly on justification for the means of things making sense base on complicated situations that I put them in. So if this sounds fun, you're going to love this. Be advised, the angst is unbelievable.

You’d had a little crush on Severus Snape for a while when Valentine’s Day came around, so you decided now was the time to make your move! A cute little story of the one time Severus received chocolates! You/Snape

I knew trying to do a ritual I found online was a terrible fucking idea. I mean what fucking idiot looks at a shady website with hentai ads popping up every thirty seconds and goes; “I bet the spells and rituals on this website are totally legit and will definitely work as advertised.” That idiot was me… Status: Ongoing **All recognisable characters belong to their respective owners, I’m merely a simple fan fiction writer hoping to entertain some people through my work.

Winter joins teams RWBY and JNPR as they go out to celebrate Jaune's birthday. While celebrating, she and Jaune get close and end up in a situation that jump starts their relationship. Beta/cowritten with Blaiseingfire.

Lucifer is staying at the bunker and becomes angry upon hearing that the boys are neglecting you while you're sick, leading to a "feathery" realization for both you and Lucifer.

Sylvanas seduces the Archmage of the Kirin Tor, Jaina Proudmoore, sending their lives into a whirlwind of change and conflict.

Tumblr Request. Hibiki introduces extra spice into their sex life - all for selfish purposes of course. He loves just watching Yamato become quickly undone.

She finds comfort within a woman who doesn't even realize she's offering it.

Even without the rifle scope, even almost two years after the last Mission, he still spent a lot of time watching things. But seriously, this place was a circus sideshow even on a slow day. And Bucky just might be a part of it.

Caves, Arthur thought sourly, half-holding Merlin up as they ran, were never a good idea.

The harsh light of morning makes some things look bad. But Loki finds that others only look better.

Bruce Banner's abusive past left him broken as an omega - most people assume he's a beta, and he doesn't enlighten them unless they ask. He's never seen the point, because who would want an omega that couldn't even really go into a proper heat? When Steve finds Bruce taking care of his own needs, he's horrified that any omega wouldn't be taken care of during his heat, barren or no. The rest of the Avengers won't let that stand either.

After the mansion is rebuilt. Charles is taking a bath and masturbating. Erik walks in on him and wants to talk. Among other things. Inspired by the following exchange on the Apocalypse gag reel -- Erik: I love your body. Charles: I love my body, too. Every Tuesday night. And think of you.

James never thought someone would be able to break into Q's house but apparently he was SO wrong. (or in which Q is baby brother Holmes)

A soulmate's mark begins to grow the first time that they see their soulmate, and stops growing when they fall in love. Some grow faster than others, so by the time they've both fallen in love, the marks are the same. Yuuri's mark starts growing one day when he's at the rink as a child, and when Viktor shows up at his family's hot springs, it seemed Viktor's had already stopped growing. Considering their only interaction before this was Yuuri blowing him off at the Grand Prix Final, the similarity of their marks is only an embarrassing coincidence, right?

"Maybe as a seventeen-year-old, sneaking kisses with the blonde he’d been in love with at the time—maybe he’d had a thought or two of her as a mother; a boy’s fantasy of the blissful domesticity he never had." [bughead, future fic]