Pose

"Okay alright okay, enough feelings, back to the horny stuff, I'm evaporating here!"

Will is the first desk of the first violins in Jack Crawford's orchestra and does not even give a shit.Until Hannibal waltzes in with his gorgeous cheekbones and his gorgeous music.Love happens.

Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.

Five times Jim and Bones were interrupted while trying to have sex and one time they actually managed to get through it without disruption - based off an anonymous tumblr prompt.

Charlie Spring has been a physical therapist for the Leeds Badgers professional rugby team for two years. At the start of his third season, Nick Nelson is traded to the Badgers and both Nick and Charlie's worlds are turned upside down. Here it is, the Heartstopper x Sweater Weather crossover nobody but me clamored for! You do not need to read SW to read this fic. However, if you HAVEN'T read lumosinlove’s Sweater Weather (and Coast to Coast, and, well, everything), you absolutely should, because it is a remarkable piece of writing (as well as its own standalone AU). There will be parallels and divergences from both Heartstopper and Sweater Weather in this story. Do I know a ton about rugby? Nope! Do I live in England? I sure don't. Will I get a lot of things just wrong enough to be annoying? Definitely! Will there be science facts at the end of each chapter? I can’t help it. Enjoy the ride.

It’d been a long time since Lucifer shared a bed with someone. Technically, he didn’t even need to sleep and neither did any other sinner demons here. It was the lingering dregs of their humanity that made them think they did and most of them never bothered to give it up and why not? They had all of eternity to work on it and anyway, what else did they have to do?

The night Voldemort attacked, Lily Potter had found a way to enhance an ancient magic that would protect her son as well as the caster from the killing curse. Almost 15 years later, after being rescued from the Dursleys by Snape, Harry comes across a letter and necklace that will change everything.

Step into the dark world of New Kanatahseton, a place plagued by famine, broken by distrust and crushed by fear. This is my world, the only thing I've known for almost as long I can remember. The world ruled by our God, King Ratonhnhake:ton, may he live forever...

A gift fic for follower #120 Dean gets a dick pic from Castiel as a sign that he is clean. Dean, being the nerd that he is, prepared himself fully for a cock with three frenum piercings.But when he gets to Cas' apartment, they watch Star Wars Christmas Special and the first part of Bruce Kent's and Jimi Cox's second porno, The Discipline of the Hunter. That's right! Fanfic inception! (I hope it makes sense)

Harry doesn’t get what he wants, but going to Snape gets him what he needs. It might be a bit sadistic, but it’s still homeopathic, right?

When Harry helps Hermione find out the horrible truth - that Ron has been dosing her with love potions - she is furious. She is going to get her revenge on Ron in the most hurtful way she can think of – dating the one man he hates above all others.

Prompt: When you turn 18 you get an impression of your soulmate and all I got was something weird. Tony had given up on his soulmate. Twenty years without finding them was a long time, and his impression didnt seem to be any help.

Genji Shimada owns the night club Suzume, one of the many fronts that the Shimada faction of the Yakuza used. It was his own personal hunting ground, allowing the playboy to find his pick of partners and it seems like tonight you were his target. But that didn't mean you had to make it easy on the man, a bit of cat and mouse never hurt anyone.

All it takes is one look in a mirror and an ill-advised attempt to shatter it, before an embittered Draco Malfoy fresh out of Azkaban is sent back into his body on the day he gets his Hogwarts letter. Suddenly, Draco has an unwanted second chance, with a Sorting Hat that doesn't know what to do with him, a certain Muggleborn who won't leave his study table alone, and green eyes he just can't get out of his head. And then there's his new wand, whose choice of him could just mark him as every bit as dark a wizard as his name means he should be.

What if there had been one more room at Sherrinford? What if there had been something we didn’t see, something that could explain everything?

She was named Lucia Aragón once. Lucia. And she was born in the place of a Strong Boy meant to die. She was born in the place of the spark, the kindling and flint that began the rage of Fire across Westeros. She is the first note to the Dance. Or, well, she’s supposed to be. But the girl born to the Realm’s Delight had one, single thought about that: That in her second life, Princess Lucerae Velaryon will take a note from her surname, and RUN.

The boys aren't the only ones to make mistakes, and this time Dean thinks it's only fair that their father take the same punishment for messing up. Sam is 14; Dean is 18

The first date was pretty uneventful for Apollo and Klaiver. The second, on the other hand, was when they started to really click.

Back then when I got a humongous attraction towards Ra's Al Ghul, Silencing, ONCE AGAIN, teased me with this; "Tim has seen incredible amounts of internet porn, and then Ra’s does something to him and after he cums his brains out he’d be like “Oh THAT’S where that came from”

In Ancient Rome, Crowley makes a somewhat unusual request of Aziraphale. Two thousand years later, the favor must be returned.

Sequel to No Vacancy!

Eleven short, individual works for the 2009 Merlin Summer Pornathon.

Derek’s minding his own business, not bothering anyone, when, one day, he is rudely woken up by Scott banging on his door with a puppy. Derek has told Stiles that he doesn't need a companion and getting Scott to drop one off isn't going to change his mind. However, one look at the pup, and Derek caves. So, maybe Stiles won this one… Speaking of, has anyone seen Stiles lately?