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I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again!
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I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again!

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Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. A cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic. With added emphasis on CRACK. Seriously. Also has a TV Tropes page, which is just plain awesome.
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Shikamaru Nara was not in a good mood. As the Hokage's advisor and right hand man, he had some pretty big responsibilities. While his child self may have balked at the workload he dealt with every day, Shikamaru accepted that there was no one more qualified for this job than he. So as much as he wo
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