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Deadpool totally crashes Peter's lunch date with some left-overs Aunt May had inundated him with, and Peter is like "Woah, isn't that that murder guy?" and then it kind of spirals from there. And maybe when Peter first saw Deadpool, decked out with fuzzy panda gloves and enough guns to take down a small monarchy, he should have high-tailed it the other way, but where's the fun in that, right? Right???

Of everyone who ever saw Peter's pitch black wings, only three people stayed: Uncle Ben, Aunt May, and Gwen Stacy. Two of them are dead. Peter refuses to show his wings to anyone else, ever. And then Wade Wilson comes along with his gorgeous white and gold wings and ruins everything. (Except, he's the only one who can make Peter laugh, these days, so maybe it's just a painful sort of fixing.)

Deadpool and Spiderman have... an arrangement. Just sex, no strings, perfect for your everyday crimefighter. They haven't even shared their identities. Peter's happy with it, until he finds out that Deadpool's interested in getting to know the kid behind the mask. Explicit for language, some violence, and sex. LOTS OF SEX. In many locations and a fair amount of different positions. Surely NOT for the weak of heart. Honestly, I started writing this as an outlet for humorous kinky ideas and it just... sort of evolved into a cool story...

Darcy doesn't join SHIELD. In fact she pretty much refuses to join them, doesn't mean she wont be a contract employee so she can do other things she finds important. Thankfully, Jane totally has her back.

Steve Rogers is kidnapped alongside his (sorta) teammate Spider-Man. Spider-Man, otherwise known as Peter Parker who apparently enjoys antagonizing his captors (and having Taco Tuesday’s with a known mercenary and a suspected devil, but that’s besides the point.) Steve doesn’t understand young people.

Reader is roommates with Tyler and Josh and finds out that they have depression. They tell the boys an they are just too kind. No romance, just best friends.