cockwarming

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex. Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free. The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down. Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

On his way home from work, he sees a girl at a bus stop who's a little bit lost. He takes her to a hotel without any ulterior motives. Maybe. It ends up being the best decision he's ever made.

A month before Penelope's presentation to the Queen, she and Colin share a vulnerable moment that leads to a brilliant idea. He is determined to see this idea through, despite Penelope's reservations.

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“Is this another one of your schemes?” Felix asks against his skin. “Is this a trick?” He sounds desperate. Shattered. There was no deadly poison in the champagne that night in the maze. Just a heat triggering drug that only Oliver drinks.

Saturday nights in the ER were, from Alex’s humble point of view, the worst. When the rest of the week tended to be incredibly busy still —as emergency rooms always were, Saturday nights brought a whole new level of insanity Alex had yet to get used to. — In which Alex's shift in the ER turns out to be more interesting than previously planned when a certain patient is admitted in quite a... peculiar situation.

Just…stepcest smut. 🙃 Started off as a twitter Drabble, but each chapter gets longer and eventually we see a minute amount of substance. Mostly just porn though. 😊💜