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So it was fine. Even if Crowley couldn’t love him, he clearly liked him well enough, and that was almost the same thing. It no doubt would have continued to be fine, or at least fine-adjacent, were it not for a narrowly averted apocalypse and several bottles of a really quite nice Riesling Aziraphale had found in the back room of his newly restored bookshop.

Crowley loves taking Aziraphale out to eat almost as much as Aziraphale loves eating, but it's always a bit of a one-sided affair. Aziraphale has never understood why. Crowley planned on keeping it that way, but best laid plans...

Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?” “Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —” “You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?” *** Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things. Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?

Apparently, Crowley could ruin his good mood. Crowley was just about the only thing that could ruin it.“Right. So. You and I, is it?” Aziraphale confirmed, just to be clear.“That’s right.”“And how long is this trip, exactly?”“One full week,” Crowley enunciated too clearly, stretching his lips around the words and sharply clacking his k. “Seven whole days.”“Great,” Aziraphale breathed.They both smiled, all teeth and no joy. (Human AU / Enemies to Lovers) • English Teacher Aziraphale gets roped into the sixth form Paris field trip, not realising his worst enemy Science Teacher Crowley is the accompanying chaperone. Are seven days of forced proximity really enough to undo a truly vitriolic relationship? Or, let's be real: How quickly does it take them to fall head over heels for each other?

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Despite what most people and people-shaped beings around the Universe might assume, Lucifer was the last person to want to bring Armageddon about. Or, in other words, Lucifer has no idea he has a son until said son summons him to the Tadfield Air Base, Crowley and Aziraphale have no idea that Lucifer doesn't actually want the world to end, and God is starting to be tired of their mutual pining.

Every 300 years, Heaven and Hell share a company retreat on Earth during which angels and demons temporarily surrender their celestial powers. Officially, it’s a time for fostering team unity and better understanding the needs of the client base. It’s definitely not a time for terrorizing the hotel staff with divine/diabolical showdowns, abusing the ethereal expense account, or furiously snogging your hereditary enemy. But when Aziraphale and Crowley are up for promotion, Hell breaks loose and Heaven might just break free.

Jesse McCree has always had a physical attraction to Hanzo Shimada. However, Hanzo hates McCree and is just annoyed by his immaturity. Jesse, uses this to his advantage. That is until one of the group members is abducted. Forcing Jesse and Hanzo to their senses before it's too late. Note: There is a cleaner version that I write and post alongside this one if you dont like this version or one of the chapters due to vulgarness. Just look up the title or my account. And just pick up right where you left off.