Harry Potter and the Problem of Potions

The Noceda family has been followed by tragedy for years. After too many death anniversaries clumped together in a singular month, Luz and Vee are anxious to finally leave August behind them. Hunter Wittebane hasn’t felt fully happy since he was 7. Plagued by loss, abuse, and an unstable living situation throughout the Bible Belt, he feels weird being back in his hometown after nearly a decade. One fateful bus ride brings the trio together. ~Noceda Siblings Human AU~ Fic title from If We Have Each Other by Alec Benjamin. Please check tags and chapter notes for content warnings.

“Sir! I hope I’ve done the right thing calling you in. I know motor vehicle accidents aren’t your department but-” Hugh trailed off as Jack shook his head slightly, holding up a hand. His throat felt like it was about to close up but still Jack spoke, “I just want to see her.”

Yukari can't sleep. Mitsuru welcomes her to her bedroom on such evenings. Mutual loneliness opens up a kind of desperation between them, something that compels them to see each other and grow closer every night.

Ciel retires to the middle of nowhere for some peace and quiet. Trouble and a familiar vampire follow him. Sequel to Full Moon.

Suga knows his partners can be attention-starved - and usually, that’s not an issue, but that at the moment they’re both making it impossible for him to focus on his studies. “I’m busy.” Suga determinedly keeps his gaze fixed on his textbook, even as Tendou nuzzles against him. “These Stat problems aren’t going to do themselves, y’know.” With a humph, Oikawa pulls his hand back. “Fine. We’ll just amuse ourselves then.” He leans over Suga’s back, cups Tendou’s face in his hands, and kisses him.

A Secret Santa gift exchange is organized, with the aid of JARVIS, to include the Avengers & friends. Everyone is pretty excited with their 'Santees', but none moreso than Darcy. She hopes to pull off her ambitious ideas. Steve's gifts leave him amused and slightly confused, especially when he sees who is delivering them.

Harry is abused at home by both Duddley and Vernon. He finds himself with the Malfoys.

Jimin will never stop loving him, and he’s reminded of this universal truth at that very moment—but another universal truth, and a sad one at that, is that he can’t. Not anymore. Because they’re not Min Yoongi and Park Jimin anymore. They’re just Min Yoongi, and Park Jimin.

Q is an assassin trained by MI6 best, after the death of M in Skyfall he is given a new hit, James Bond.

“Drink,” he instructs. “You need to get that ankle healed up, and it won’t take much.” The man raises his eyebrows, head rearing back in surprise. “You really think I’m stupid enough to let you turn me into a vampire here and now?” He scoffs, twirling his knife threateningly. “Fuck off.” Jeongguk can only stare at the man, mouth opening and closing as he tries to find the words to reassure him. “I-I’m not trying to turn you, I’m trying to heal you,” Jeongguk laughs in disbelief. “You do realize how stupid that would make me, right? It would be the complete opposite of our whole goal, I wouldn’t—" “Whatever.” The man interrupts, jerking his chin at the blood trickling down Jeongguk’s palm. “I’m not drinking that.” “Well you’re not going to make it to Seoul in that state,” Jeongguk argues. Or: Vampirism has taken over the world and humans are presumed to be extinct. Synthetic and animal blood is becoming less and less effective at keeping a vampire’s hunger at bay, so the Global Human Protection Organization is formed to search for human survivors. Jeongguk just never expected to find one covered in vampire blood.

The boys seem to be enjoying themselves. Maybe a bit too much.

"Oh." Faraday says, quieter now. He frowns thoughtfully, a sight that instantly makes Vasquez suspicious. "You mean you're tense, is that it?"

It takes Kurt three times to fit his key in the lock of the apartment’s door, partly because Blaine is swaying heavily against his side, a warm, drunk weight keeping him off-balance, and partly because the alcohol in his own system is making the lock swim just enough in the plane of the door that he can’t quite catch it. Bushwick futurefic, set within the next year or so, after Blaine’s graduation, no spoilers past 5x03

"This is Alpha Hale," she tells him, and the woman nods in greeting, her hair gleaming in the florescent light. "Her mate, and their son, Derek. He's an alpha, as I'm sure you already guessed, just on the cusp of maturity. They are looking for a mate for him, someone with more than just a pretty face and a good set of genes to offer. The Hales are hoping for someone intelligent, quick witted but not high strung. Someone raised traditionally, who won't shirk their responsibilities. They've a large compound a little ways west of Beacon Hills, a very nice setup if I do say so myself, and would be able to offer their son and his new mate a fully furnished house of their own, which is not something most young alphas are able to provide."

Inspired by this post from the SPN Imagines tumblr: "Imagine Sam, Dean, and Cas finding out about your self-harm scars". Linnet, a young woman at Camp Chitaqua, has a very specific, very effective - very unhealthy - stress relief technique.

Bumblebee’s coping methods have much to be desired.

BTS maknae line getting woken up after a night squeezed up in one bed. Basically Yoongi is pissed and tasked with waking them all up (ft Hoseok being sassy/sassed too) Teen rating because of violent language from our favorite grumpy hyung (it's not graphic or anything just not for little kids alrighty?)

Blake and Weiss have a heart-to-heart. Hilarity does not ensues, but rather: Bonds strengthen.

"Being a Noxian means that we always have a choice and that we can become anything we want. Never let anyone tell you that you aren't in control, but don't believe that change is easy, either." "I didn't know what I wanted, but I knew I wanted it to be my choice." When Luxanna Crownguard, a teenage Demacian with extraordinary magical power, undertakes a dangerous mission taking her deep into the heart of Noxus, she finds herself face-to-face with one of the city's most dangerous assassins, Katarina Du Couteau. Under the false identity of 'Sinistra', Lux works to infiltrate Noxus's government and discover the intentions of Katarina's father, one of the five generals of the High Command. But it won't be easy. While the Du Couteau's track her every step, a rogue Noxian named Ayer seeks to help Lux in her mission, intent to stop the Du Couteau's at all costs. Reginald, one of many Demacian spies and a childhood friend, will do everything he can to keep Lux safe. With the help of Ayer, Reginald, Cecil (a yordle child with a thirst for adventure), and the rest of Demacia's 'Sprig of Silver' spy network, Lux leads one of the greatest infiltrations in Demacian history.

Everyone has their secrets. Zack's is just a little more...unusual than others'.

I am terrible at making short summaries or titles. To be short:Ace was a slave, and Marco bought him at one auction. I am writing this for Dom Marco/Sub Ace, and Master Marco/ Slave Ace. Ace wanted to come, but as an unbounded slave, he couldn't do it himself. And, a bit kinky love between Master Marco and Slave Ace. It is going to be a happy ending, I promise.

Yuri Plisetsky knew it was wrong to love a man twelve years his senior. Especially one that was "engaged" to his closest friend-slash-rival. But it really wasn't his fault. He couldn't help it. And he was sick and tired of doing nothing about it. He was a fighter, and he was going to fight.