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The second time Derek and Stiles meet is in a gay bar. A wizarding gay bar. It's very sparkly.
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The bar is very sparkly. It smells like schnapps and jizz. "This is a gay bar," Derek says flatly. He's not really sure where to put the emphasis, keeps rolling the words around in his head after they leave his mouth: this is a gay bar, this is a gay bar, this is a gay bar, this is a gay bar. Laur
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