Imagine Being A Test Subject...

Louis can't get this stupid song out of his head, but that's okay because it's singing to him in a beautiful voice: His Soul mate's. -or- The one where whenever your soul mate is singing, that song is stuck in your head.

a series of drabbles & ficlets originally prompted & posted on tumblr.

A collection of all the shorter oneshots and drabbles that I've written as per special request! Enjoy! ((Will tag more once collection populates))

A ripple of anticipation ran through the crowd as Director Leon Vance made an appearance on the walkway outside MTAC. He was accompanied by the redheaded Secretary of the Navy, Sarah Porter, and an obviously reluctant and seething Assistant Director Owen Granger. Pride thought that he seemed barely able to contain his fury. It was time for the daily proclamation of banned words.

The NSFW prompts I filled from eremin week on tumblr, all in one place. This is a companion collection with "How Many Ways Can You Fall in Love" That on is the Not-NSFW stories, so mostly fluff. This is really just a collection of smut oneshots. Have fun. Prompts as chapter summaries.

It was their Wedding day. If you asked Stiles if he was going to marry Derek Hale, six and half years ago, he would have probably laughed in your face and walked away with a scowl marring his features.

After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo lies as still as death, and no earthly force will wake him. When a ghostly apparition offers Thorin the chance to recover Bilbo's absent spirit from the underworld, he accepts without hesitation. So begins the second Quest of Thorin's lifetime. Through half-remembered dreams and terrifying nightmares, beyond strange worlds to stranger shores, the Heirs of Durin will tirelessly, doggedly search for their burglar. This is their task, their penance: find Bilbo, or else be condemned to wander forever more, never to return home.

Jared has never had a real home or a family of his own. When he answers a newspaper advertisement from a man for a spouse to help take care of his children, he’s taking his chance to have both. As it turns out, loving the children of his husband is the easy part. Earning his husband’s trust and his love, that might turn out to be impossible.

When their latest number is someone from Harold's past, it puts both Finch and Reese in danger. Finch is forced to share some of his past and Reese faces his worst nightmare.

Written for carryonmywaywardcannibal's prompt: "J2 Body Worship. Please and thank you." Jared's obsessively worried about his first sex scene on Supernatural because he's feeling insecure, and Jensen's here to show him that's bullcrap, 'cause Jared's perfect. Obviously.

After saving the city from Team Flare, Ash finally gets to sit down and mull over his loss to Alain at the Kalos League. But could he share those thoughts with the new champion himself? He didn’t know if he could stop himself from breaking down.

It’s 1947. Dean is an ex-marine fighting crime and a very different sort of war to the one he faced in the Pacific as a detective on the streets of LA. This city isn’t all the glitz and glamor it’s made out to be, however, and Dean finds himself tugged in to a world of life-threatening unknowns when Daphne Novak’s body is discovered. Castiel Novak, her husband, was one of Dean’s battalion mates in the war, and he's just as deadly and dangerous as he was two years ago when he saved Dean’s life during the Battle of Okinawa. Except now he’s wanted for his wife’s murder, and Dean just doesn’t believe Cas is capable of that. Is Cas really who he says he is, though? And what will Dean have to sacrifice in order to repay the debt he feels he owes?

Fucking August told you he’d give you twenty bucks to walk on water, so you did.

After tragedy stole his family and memory, Obito was raised away from everything he used to know. He made friends, finished his undergrad years, and decided that it was a good idea to finish college at a separate university alongside those he's known for years. Yet when he moves to Kasai, he finds remnants of his past coming back in ways he would have never expected.

Today there’s a particular pair of big brown eyes peering down at him amidst the wall of faces, another genius and a prodigy just like him, a kindred spirit in a sea of other and Newt wants to impress him more than anything in the world.

Every time someone flirts with Regulus, James gives him an orgasm.

Reader is a new Auror at MACUSA but she doesn’t slip past an experienced eye of Percival Graves.

Katsuki could barely believe this was happening. Izuku, the pretty omega he had known his entire life, whom he had gone from friends, to bully, to rivals, and back to friends with, was here in his arms. He couldn’t believe that this perfectly imperfect man, the one he had been pining for for as long as he could remember, had made a nest in his bed; had asked Bakugou Katsuki to stay with him during his heat, and was clinging to the muscular blond like his life depended on it. There was no chance of him leaving now. He had a needy omega to please.

This starts as a painful break up story, but it takes a fluffy turn into humor and emotional exploration. There's a punishing spell, a wooing posse and some neutering pills. A cute puppy gets involved. Scott and Lydia help out. And Derek and Stiles come to a sexual understanding. Or as Mulder200 puts it in the comments "LOL! Derek and Stiles finally get their shit straight and the sex was smoking!" This is part of my "Counting the Hours" series, you can read the whole thing and find out how we got to here, but this part can stand alone.

“They say when you fall in love you can’t fall asleep, but now that I’ve met you I feel like I finally can.” A University AU where Jungkook and Taehyung become roommates. But Jungkook has insomnia and can't fall asleep with other people and Taehyung can't fall asleep alone.

Angel groans, sliding a set of hands down his face in a desperate attempt to wipe away his frustration. “Alright, Charlie, spill. You found the edibles, didn’t you?” Charlie sags, losing her composure as quick as a balloon losing air. “…yes. Well, no. Kinda.” “…kinda?!” Angel and Cherri ask in unison. “I didn’t find your edibles. Um…Husk and Niffty did. And we sorrrta have a problem.” When Husk ends up accidentally high, Angel Dust and Cherri are tasked with keeping an eye on him. Angel figures whatever, it’s what friends do, right? This won’t change their dynamic, no, certainly not. (Too bad Husk is charming even as a drugged mess.)

Someone takes a liberty with Felicity and Oliver is anything but pleased.

“Shit, I don’t want to talk to him,” Bucky huffs, running a hand through his hair and blurting out the first idea that comes to mind, “I really- would you make out with me real quick?” “What?” the blond bleats, blue eyes wide as he stares at Bucky. In which Bucky really doesn't want to talk to his ex and enlists the help of an attractive stranger to avoid him.

Dean hated the fact that his parents didn't trust him. He didn't need a goddamn babysitter. He could look after himself, and his little brother, for the whole of one little night. What were they afraid of? That he'd burn the house to the ground?