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"Anthony Edward Stark. Billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, ex-Merchant of Death. Number of people on the planet that expected “father” to be added to his list of titles: 0."What happens when Tony is unexpectedly revealed to be Harry Potter's father? And how do they deal with the increasingly convoluted world around them?||ABANDONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE||Waaay too many fandoms and characters. We might add or (less likely) remove fandoms, so not everything is set in stone until we actually write it. This story likely won't be done for years, but hopefully we'll make progress. Eventually we'll have to rewrite the prologue... Slow updates!

If Bucky had a boyfriend, the guy should flaunt Bucky. Hell, he should pamper Bucky and spoil Bucky and worship Bucky and put the world at his feet and pluck the moon from the sky.

Kaidan is hurting. He fears he has lost Shepard again. When James finds him alone in the Captain's Cabin, he sits down next to him, although he has no idea how to help him.

After your baby daddy left you, Reid has been quite the hero, and after a particularly tough case, happiness finally happens.

So it seems that the creators of Girl Meets World forgot to film some scenes for the finale. Don't worry, I fixed it. (or: My head canon for what was really happening during Girl Meets Goodbye.)

“You want us to be friends?” Coriolanus asked unconvinced. Why would he go through all of this trouble to be friends with somebody like me? “Yeah why not?” Sejanus smiled. Why not? What did he mean, why not? It was an answer that didn’t satisfy Coriolanus. There was an unsettling feeling in his stomach, that he just knew that they weren’t going to be friends. In which Sejanus finally musters the courage to talk to Coriolanus Snow. The boy he has pinned for years. Changing the course of both boys’ lives for only the better.

After Jungkook goes out of his way to help a sickly-looking stranger on a rainy night, the universe chooses to reward him in the most bizarre and unexpected way possible – with a nest of overprotective Vampire sugar-daddies.

Anthea always brings her son Elric along with her, even on business trips to Paris. Mycroft adores the boy, even if only he and Anthea know the truth about his parentage.

With a previously abusive relationship and wrists littered with scars, Dan won't let himself fall for the boy who is trying to help him. But what happens when he does? He starts falling harder than ever.

Draco will be the first to admit that his choices aren't particularly clever, especially when they involve Potter, but this has to be the worst one yet.

"Sam can remember exactly how the three of them became what they are now." Sam has always felt the need to submit, but when it had started to threaten his resolve against saying yes he'd known he was playing a dangerous game. Only Castiel had saved him leading into something Sam had never thought possible. Oneshot BDSM slash. Castiel/Sam leading into Castiel/Sam/Dean.

What do you do when an immortal time lord falls into your life?You take his hand, run, and fall madly in love.A malec doctor/companion AU, with space adventures, fluff, and oh so many references!

Once in a while Rin and Nitori like experimenting in bed. This time it was the turn for smart phones and sexy pictures. Unfortunately something goes a little wrong.

Without bothering to grab his shirt, he dashed out of the room, only to remember he was in the crappy hotel of Lucifer's fucking brat. If he were to walk out further into the hall, anyone could see the messy state he was in, not to mention the plethora of hickeys that probably littered his neck. Lucifer had sharp fucking teeth. He shuddered, recalling how it felt to have Lucifer's teeth graze his neck, easily finding his weak spot and latching onto it, sucking a mark into it before biting down‐ fuck, he was not about to get a boner in the middle of the hall. He had to get out of here. -OR, Adam wakes up after a hook-up with Lucifer and attempts to deny the inner gay allegations, only to go back and do it again

Yoongi’s never really understood why it’s a stereotypical thing for alphas to have some obsession with omega’s necks. He’d always thought that was kind of weird and just some macho ‘make your mate submit by biting their throat’ thing until he’s alone in the kitchen with Park Jimin and his damn shirt falls down his damn shoulder.

Bucky provides bad advice and worse humor to all comers, plus occasional stories from the Good Old Days.Includes such tales as "How the Howlies got their name," "Steve and the Deathbike," and "Cows are Not Horses, Dumbass."(This story is listed as complete because it doesn't have a story arc, so you're never left on a cliffhanger. But it will continue to update as I answer questions and tell stories over on buckykingofmemes.tumblr.com)

Years before the events of Thor, Loki discovers his Jotun heritage and runs away. Where to? Earth. There he meets humans with strange powers, mutants, and learns that just because he's different doesn't mean he's unloved.

"Why can't you just follow directions?!" "You're being ridiculous by not answering." "He's probably just flirting with some alien like he always does."Lance never thought angry words from his team would be the last he ever heard.

No one mentions that Beacon Hills has become a white elephant, the kind of territory you can't give away, but Laura can read between the lines. The people who've stayed here, it's in their blood, one way or another. The only way they could get an alpha was to find someone else buried as deep in the land as they are. Literally, in her case.

There once was a lead soldier with a crack on his face, who lived under the bed where forgotten toys go. There once was a doll on the upper glass shelf, where fragile things are kept out of reach. There were many things between them: a whole room, a whole shelf, a Shadow that slithered under the bed. And something bigger still, that would allow them to overcome all of it.

Everyone's heard the story of Peter Pan and Captain Hook, of their neverending battle—or is it a game? Pan may be a predator, but Hook refuses to be the prey.

Anon Requested; Can you do one where Zayn has to babysit Louis (who will be 8) and he catches Zayn watching gay porn and he wants to try it since he’s so curious ??

You constantly tease Ivar. He's constantly angry at you. What will break the act?

What happens when you die but the skeletons in your closet remain? ffxvkinkmeme fill. Film/Detective Noir AU. Listen to the playlist here. Original prompt

Fernando meets Sergio, but he's married, and neither of them know how to keep promises.