eye of the storm

Nothing spices up a threadbare marriage more than being assigned to kill your husband. A Mr. and Mrs. Smith AU.

Q likes digging himself into holes and being oblivious, and James likes a challenge. A love story told with the extensive help of sandwiches.

They were like the lost boys, and of course Otabek was Peter. Yuri was fine with being Wendy if it meant he got to keep the thimble at the end of everything, when the sirens would be drowned out by the sounds of drums and the blue and red lights would flash something gorgeous against his skin. Or; After meeting his favorite rockstar in Lucky Seven, Yuri hits the road with his boyfriend and the rest of the band. While so much around them changes, Yuri stands beside Otabek and all his demons. But how long will the sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll last until the fire becomes an inferno neither of them can escape? { + Playlist }

They haven't done it in years, not since a little while before Sam left for Stanford. And yeah, the hunt went wrong, a little bit. And okay, that might be Sam's fault. A little bit. He's rusty; he knows that. But he'll get better with time. And he doesn't need to be punished. Not like that. Not by his shorter, older brother.

Chapter OneNewt is hit by a curse intended for Percival and loses all of his good memories. Newt gave another shaky nod even as his breath caught in his throat. His husband. The elegant man in the black coat, who’d looked at Newt with eyes full of despair. Percival. He’d said his name was Percival, like one of King Arthur’s knights. Chapter TwoPercival is hit by a curse and loses his eyesight. “One of the curses blinded you. They’re not sure how to undo it yet.” Percival’s breath hissed through his teeth and the world dropped away from beneath him. Part of the Fortunes verse, but can be read alone. (I couldn't decide who should get hurt /o\)

Post-war wizarding Britain is struggling and the population is dwindling. It’s 2009 and Hermione Granger is on the fast track to becoming the youngest Minister for Magic. But power in magical Britain is precarious. In a second, Hermione's world comes crashing down. A marriage law is invoked. Hermione must pioneer it or risk everything she holds dear. One way or another, she would be Minister. She just didn't expect to be doing it with Draco Malfoy at her side. OR If no one would let her be Minister, she was going to take it. And Draco Malfoy was going to help her do it.

When Loki fell from the Rainbow Bridge he landed in Middle-Earth where he was found by a most unusual creature, a Hobbit by the name of Bilbo Baggins. As he is nursed back to health by the Baggins', Loki finds himself a place to call home and people he would call family. When Belladonna dies Loki vows to look after Bilbo, so what happens when a meddling wizard arrives in the Shire to deliver a quest for Bilbo and instead just a Hobbit, he gets an overprotective god as well? No one knows what they should make of Bilbo or more importantly, of Loki.

Cas paused in the doorway watching Dean cooking. Breathing in the scents of food and home and mate. Everything filling him with calm and happiness as he allowed himself to focus more on Dean. On the green apron their daughter picked out for his mate and how Dean effortlessly moved around the kitchen. His mate is humming under his breath and Cas can feel heat pooling in his belly. Want climbing through his veins.

God works in mysterious and strange ways, some that affect you in a beneficial way and some that are unfortunate. Louis was born unfortunate. He was born a human, which in the vampire world would make him a slave. For anything really ‘entertainment’, a blood bank, a worker.

As long as Katsuki remembered, there was always that one house in the neighborhood that seemed empty, but every once in a while, there would be movement visible through a window. Occasionally, kids in the neighborhood would dare each other to knock on the door or something. He never expected to meet the occupant who's shadow never changed. Until one day, he did. In which one Bakugou Katsuki meets and (sort of) befriends a recluse with a bunch of secrets and an unknown mission.

Scott is Isaac's anchor and vice versa.

Post-Battle is far less happy than the team would want.When they return to the Institute the day after defeating Valentine, Maryse is angry, Jocelyne is distressed over her daughter who refuses to talk to her, and that's not even the bad news. Warning! There is some gay bashing/rejection in this piece. It is small, but it is there. (You have been warned.)

After the war was over, Princess Zelda decided that you would be married to a foreign ruler despite already being engaged to Prince Sidon of the Zoras.

Tony likes Steve. Steve likes Tony. Which seems perfect until Tony starts thinking of every single way he could fuck things up between them. So he tells him a little white lie about why they can't date. But how was he supposed to know Steve would take it so seriously.

Hermione discovers she's pregnant after a one night stand with Fred Weasley and an imposed marriage law forces them to get married. The Burrow goes wedding planning mad as the pair get to know each other while coping with the unexpected pregnancy. Not everyone's on Hermiones' side though. Can they discover who's out to get them before it's too late? FW/HG *COMPLETE*

Will undresses for Hannibal for the first time.

When Vee discovers Hunter used to be the Golden Guard, she gets upset and refuses to speak to him. But since neither of them have anywhere else to go, they're stuck navigating an extremely difficult relationship. It doesn't help that Hunter is keeping a secret from her.

Yuri Nikiforov-Plisetsky is a brat. His adoptive father, Victor Nikiforov, is King of Russia, the whole world loves him and he can get anything he wants with a click of his fingers. Since he's spoiled boy who sets his expectations too high, Yuri fires his personal servant after she makes one wrong move and sets out to find a new one. It takes time but he eventually finds the one. Otabek Altin is perfect in every way possible. He's stunning, his voice is soft and his rare smiles are bright. He couldn't wish for a better job- looking after Prince Yuri is great. The two act more like best friends rather than master and servant. But then Yuri starts feeling things. Things he shouldn't be feeling towards another man. Before he can confess to Otabek, the Kazakhstani man is being dragged down to the dungeons. Note: I have nothing against Lilia, JJ or Victor. JJ is actually one of my favourite characters.I try to update this every Wednesday, but please forgive me if I don't always get it out on time. Writing is proving to be quite difficult for me at the moment.

"He could get used to sitting next to Yoongi like this. To have him around. To have the band around. To smile and feel happy. To see Yoongi sitting in front of an instrument and having him play just for him. 'If this was my happy ending,' Jimin thinks, resisting the urge to lean his head on Yoongi's shoulder, 'if I wasn't who I am, I'd just let you have me whenever you want. You could have me anytime.'" As spring turns into summer, school band Cotton Candy unexpectedly loses its singer and the members are forced to look for a new vocalist. Six boys find one in the form of the promiscuous pink haired boy Park Jimin who makes a home in their hearts and finally finds a place he belongs.

“What,” Viktor blinked. Was he still drunk? “Did—did you just fly all the way to Russia to make a bet?” “Is that bad?” “Yes. Because who does that?” Who does that? Yuuri freaking Katsuki, of course. (or: Role Reversal/Age Swap AU where Yuuri's a living legend of the Figure Skating World and bored out of his mind.) ++ 05/25/17 - Posting short extras for the funzies.

All in all, their group worked well for who and what they were, but sometimes it didn't. (there is a scene that could be called dub-con, but only because Dean fights the fact that humiliation turns him on)

It's Jeongguk and Yoongi's first day in their new home.