and that's why they call me [bad company]

based on a prompt by 1butterfly_grl1 It was a little known secret in Baker Street that despite Sherlock's reluctance to admit it, he was in fact, a fairly talented cook. John after all, hadn't exactly encouraged the detective's culinary skills when he first moved into 221 B. What with eyeballs constantly having to be removed from the microwave, dog hair clippings being kept in the loo, and milk often smelling foul and curdled, the ex-army doctor privately thought he could be forgiven for being a little, well, sceptical of the idea of giving Sherlock free reign of the kitchen.....

Something is wrong with Sam.

"The dragon must have three heads.""They say when a Targaryen is born, the gods flip a coin." Rhaegar Targaryen fulfills a prophecy. He's just not sure which one.

Clint's got a life outside of the Avengers, okay, and he's not going to give it up without a fight.

Fics written from Tumblr prompts about Cas loving it in the ass. When to Call Me Daddy Fluffy kidfic then dirty smut. Castiel with Daddy kink, nipple play kink and breeding fantasies while Dean just likes to be rough but tender. Dean is quite surprised by being turned out by Castiel’s dirty talk since it usually repulses him. They use a condom in this. Bottom Bunk A nonsexual crack fic about how Cas is terrified of the top bunk in his new dorm. Dean is his roommate and finds it fascinating to watch Castiel solve this problem. I Need Some of Your SugarProud Castiel treating himself with his first pay check! Masturbation with toys driven with fantasies of sex with Dean. Based on Promo clip for Episode 9x06 I Get Claustrophobic when I Top Yup. A crack comedy piece of Punk!Dean and Stoner!Cas go to Charlie's 20th birthday party. On the way there, Cas tallks about how he's ready to try to top Dean again. Dean is hesitant since Cas has panicked during previous attempts. Cas is convinced his dick is going to pop off into the pleasure vortex that is Dean's ass. In the end, Cas bottoms with one catch.

Tina juts her chin playfully, expertly weaving around a stalled pedestrian without breaking her stride. “And what kind of ‘contact’ would that entail, Mr. Scamander?” There’s a playful challenge in her eyes and tone but he doesn’t rise to the bait; instead, he looks thoughtful as he glances around.

In this AU, Kotetsu has never met Legend and has never been a hero. Instead he leads a rather normal life - and then buys a bakery. Barnaby is still the young hotshot RUDE hero, and how will they get along? Kotetsu finds an odd doll too, starting bizarre dreams, along with the appearance of adorable but strange young girls stopping by his bakery. This is much more Tiger and Bunny than Madoka, but it is still a crossover xp

Even, the Berserker, has never wanted for anything, content with living out his days in solitude and blood. When his hoard makes a pit stop at a small Jutland village for the first time in years, he wants. So he takes. Isak has never known a life outside of his village. Now he must learn the new ways of the North in order to survive the seemingly endless winter. Can their hearts melt the ice that divides them? *Chapters 16-22 have now been uploaded - this fic is now complete*

Keith began to move so he was more firmly on the bed but instead of just sitting next to him as he had expected Keith lay down and pulled Lance with him. He suddenly found his face gently pressed against warm chest, the soft rhythm of Keith's heart filling his ears."Is this okay?" Keith whispered to the ceiling.Lance nodded. Inspired by the song Guillotine by Jon Bellion

‘This is my life and this is my body, and I want to live it the way I want, share it with the person I decide.’

Swingers AU. That's all. A lot of heat.

In a world full of betas, Yoon Bum always dreamed of being with an alpha, to submit to him and bear his children. Today is the day he’ll meet his alpha, but what’s the worth of an omega when his womb has rotted out from the inside?

A widowed Harry must bond with Snape in order to save his daughter’s life. Sev gains a family, for better or worse, and the hearts of two scarred souls will be changed forever.

Saturday nights in the ER were, from Alex’s humble point of view, the worst. When the rest of the week tended to be incredibly busy still —as emergency rooms always were, Saturday nights brought a whole new level of insanity Alex had yet to get used to. — In which Alex's shift in the ER turns out to be more interesting than previously planned when a certain patient is admitted in quite a... peculiar situation.

Merlin Emrys has been waiting thirteen hundred years for this moment to arrive. Can he fulfill the destiny that is required of him? Will Harry learn to trust this mysterious stranger? The fate of the Old Religion and the entire wizarding world depends entirely on them. AU for the last part of Deathly Hallows. Set after Series 4 but written before Series 5. An edited and updated version of my story on FF. Part 2 of Eternal Guardian Series.

It's Spirit Day at Beacon Hills high and Scott's eyes are opened to what is right in front of him.

Everyone has a soulmate. Therefore, everyone has a spirit animal and a tattoo on the inside of their left wrist. Up until you meet your soulmate, you will be keeping their spirit animal as though it were your pet. Your own spirit animal will be tattooed on your wrist. When you meet you soulmate, the tattoo shifts so that both animals are on there. His entire life, all Sirius has wanted to do was meet his soulmate. So why is it that Lily is the one to do it for him?

When it’s all too much you find the best escape you can think of, even if it’s dangerous and deadly. When the world seems too much to bear you find your own relief. And one Harry Potter finds his relief in the cold steel of a dagger. No one knows what is under the mask of the Boy Who Lived; they don’t see what’s under the surface of his carefully built façade. But then two of the most unlikely people find out his secret or secrets as they later find out; Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape and their views of the Gryffindor Golden Boy change when they find all they thought about him to be a lie. Draco Malfoy’s not all he shows himself to be. Behind the sneer and the cold exterior he is hurting inside. With a father like Lucius Malfoy, his life is anything but the glamorous show he acts in. He’s got a hard life that no one but the Potions Master knows about. When he finds the one person who could possibly understand what he is going through and it happens to be his enemy, Harry Potter, can both boys put aside their animosity for each other? Or will they drown in their own darkness?

Some Clexa fluff set in canon universe

Due to childhood trauma, Hux is terrified of doctors. A required appointment goes wrong, and Kylo attempts to help a distressed, inexplicably regressed Armitage cope.

For several eternal seconds after he finds Jane’s body, Thor doesn’t comprehend what he sees. He is so lost in denial that he barely realizes he has fallen to his knees, and at first he doesn’t see the knife still lying next to her head. When he does, it takes him much longer than it should to recognize it as Loki’s.

For the first time in a long time, Nathan was looking forward to a new year.

(I suck at summaries guys but here goes nothing) At the spry young age of 24, Bokuto Koutaru had his life in a pretty good place: full time – mostly – job as a personal trainer, best bro as a band-mate and roomie, time for a hobby, and an apartment; he was at least two steps ahead of where his college senior year self thought he’d be. Once upon a weekly bro-date, he and Kuroo head to a coffee shop Kuroo is a semi-regular at and Bokuto meets one Akaashi Keiji and is smitten at first sight. BokuAka fluff featuring Iwaizumi being perfect, Oikawa teaching yoga, Terushima being a pal, and Tsukishima being cool™ and other nonsense.

It's the first day of the rest of their lives. Uncle Nai quietly panics to himself in the kitchen over his seemingly-incestuous destiny. Nicholas relaxes on the patio with a well-earned cigarette and a well-used ass. And Vash wakes up in his uncle's bed and discovers that it was not, in fact, all a dream. And then there's the spanking... There was no way in hell this morning was ever going to be normal. The direct sequel to "Help, My (36M) Subs (30M, barely 17M) Have Unionized" set in the Uncle Nai Extended Universe.