Hairy Potter and The Half Cut Bint

On the coast of a little town in northern Italy, Charlie and Roxanne find that the strings of fate have drawn them to coincidently meet during their vacations—Roxanne with her family, and Charlie with no one but himself (and his bodyguard, of course). Charlie knows what the rules are about Roxanne. The promise he made Beckett blares in his mind every time he sees her. But a week in Italy, where the realities of New York can’t touch them, was enough to make the lines between that promise blur. Everything was perfect. The cocktails always tasted right, the laughs were always full and alive. But perfect things are sure to have an expiration date, and for Charlie and Roxanne, theirs comes in the form of flying back to the place they both seemingly called home, where Charlie knows their bittersweet fairytale can go nowhere unless it is to an inevitable, agonizing end. Pretending was fun while it lasted, but it should have never happened in the first place.Then again… people do stupid, stupid things when they’re in love.

Peter likes chains, especially on Neal.

Dean is awoken by the rustling of familiar feathers, which send him in an aimless spiral of thoughts about his angel, Castiel. Written as a painkiller for 8x17, Goodbye Stranger.

“You’re obsessed, huh?” “Absolutely, indefinitely obsessed.” “Good,” he said, feeling unusually bold all of the sudden, “we make a good pair, ‘cause I’m obsessed too.” A tale about human nature. Remus is an aspiring author, tasked with writing a book about the up and coming, wildly popular band, The Marauders. Sirius, front man, immediately dislikes him because he doesn’t want his life exposed, pried at by some stranger. Stranger becomes friend, friend becomes more. A love story told through music of the time, emotions disguised in lyrics, metaphors, colors, and the attitudes of struggling people.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione finally believed she could have an easy life. She had a wonderful boyfriend, great friends and a wonderful family. Or so she thought.After one fatal discovery, Hermione is left hurt and betrayed.Then her life wiht her family gets worse and then she makes another discovery and it launches her in to who she was always meant to be. Hermione Zabini.

Katsuki is the first one to get his soul mark from their class, which should bring a smug grin to his face, but all it does is gnaw at his insides even more. He already knows his classmates are gonna go around telling everyone whose name they have on them as soon as they get ‘em, and while he would have been willing to tell someone like Eijirou or even Izuku if he pressed enough and his soulmate’s name wasn’t someone they already knew, he’s not so sure about it now. Not when 'Shouto Todoroki' practically bores holes into his face the more he stares at the name. -or, soulmates Katsuki and Shouto falling in love without knowing they're each other's soulmate

She thought her fires had burned dead when it came to Jaime Lannister, but the sight of him stirred the cold embers of her heart, to unveil something she thought long extinguished. She grabbed his hand, stopping him from going any further. He misunderstood and brought her hand close to his lips, kissing her finger tips, placing her hand against his unshaven face.

Tsuna's Soul Mark spells out a word again and again, wrapping his hips like a belt. He assumes, despite the strange repetition, that it's one Soul Mark instead of many. His friends disagree.

Killian Jones, of the King’s Navy, and Emma Swan, petty thief, meet on a dark night by the docks. [AU, young Captain Swan]

short stories, drabbles and filled prompts for tumblr, all summaries in the first chapterchapter 70 - Dwalin/Nori - things Nori says after a kisschapter 71 - Dwalin/Nori - platonically sharing a bedchapter 72 - Dwalin/Nori - ice cream at nightchapter 73 - Dwalin/Nori - reincarnated as women part twochapter 74 - Dwalin/Nori - reincarnated as women (first talk)chapter 75 - Dwalin/Nori - trying to cause a break up by doing more crimes than usual

Jaune’s parents discover that he faked his transcripts and stole Crocea Mors, so they pull him out of Beacon after his first semester. If Jaune ever wants to reclaim his dreams of becoming a hunter, he's going to have to do it wholly on his own. Everything changes. And yet, somethings don’t.

What he saw, took all breathe from his lungs. He found himself almost face to snout with a large and powerful predator that could kill him in an instant. Yet the great cat with the golden mane did not pay him much attention.Part 12 of the ABC of Obi-Wan Kenobi

Hisoka learns a new thing about Chrollo.

Peter just can't continue to watch his nephew pine for the Stilinkski boy, so he does something about it. Peter-style.

Sheldon makes his weekly call to his mother. He contemplates romance. She contemplates having a séance.

Porsche did a friend a favor and stepped in to cover a shift at a big event. He found himself bartending at a gala, unable to turn down any opportunity to make some cash. Then along came Kinn, heir to the Theerapanyakul family, just looking to enjoy the gala without any assassination attempts—just for once. An AU where Porsche grants Kinn the semblance of normalcy he so yearns for.

Dean keeps dying and Sam can't change that. But Sam's last resort might just be the last thing he ever does.

A very good morning for Harry and Severus with a "delicious" breakfast for their slaves.

“Your logic is incredibly upsetting,” says Minho. His skin crawls– the air in his lungs feels gummy. “You really think–” “Things like this are going to keep happening,” Seungmin interrupts again, and he doesn’t have to specify what this means for Minho to once again be harassed with snapshots of Seungmin beneath him, breathless, calling him sexy. His confidence is starting to slip, mouth being drawn into a tight, thin line. “I’m– if we just fuck and get it over with, we can move on with our lives.” It’s a terrible idea. It’s a terrible fucking idea, and yet.

Arin's a pretty open-minded Incubus who would do anything to please a client. **A Choose-your-own-adventure kinda deal. Give me prompts and I'll write them!**

Cadet Blake follows Councilor Kane's orders to the letter.

Jackson and Derek have been the happy, perfect couple that everyone envied for years, but then Jackson finds out that he can’t have kids. According to Derek, they’ve found the perfect surrogate in Stiles, but everything he does just rubs Jackson the wrong way.

Following on from Will Graham Had a Secret, Will and Hannibal head to Wolf Trap and end up indulging in even more naughtiness - including some of the acts suggested in the first part of the series.