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Career Advising

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Tom Riddle receives a very different career advising. The possibilities are horrifying- to embezzlers.
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"Next!" The voice called out, jarring Tom out of his musings. He stood up, noting the girl-some Hufflepuff of no accord- streaking past him, tears streaming down her face. He smirked. It always felt good, knowing someone's hopes and dreams had been crushed before lunch. He strode into the room, taki
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