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Dab Howlter has an effortless charm to his every move, and Evan Pancakes can't tug his eyes away. In which Dab is a walking disaster magnet but he's the safest place that Evan knows.

Logan and Scott settle in with the kids, but not everyone is happy about it.

Frith_in_Thorns requested fic in which Neal gets a concussion. And that's pretty much the plot.

When you write/read about something enough, you may just capture its’ attention.

A story I've had in my head for a while now. I grew discoraged when I lost my HDD containing a draft of this story and had a very 'it will never be as good as I had it before' attitude. But here's my second attempt. About a girl who participates in a drug trial for some extra cash and ends up as human cattle for her troubles.

Summary: Aragorn and Legolas meet for the first time. Aragorn is in his early twenties and nearly gets killed when he ignores his adopted father's good advice. Legolas finds him, but must fight the demons of his past in order to help the young human.

out of all the people min yoongi has dated, kim taehyung has to be the strangest.

There are things growing in Sam Manson’s meat, although she does not know it yet.

Various Sherlolly drabbles I've written and posted to my prompts tumblr. Various situations, from fluff to smut to anything I'm prompted with.

Alice is totally not in love with Amelia. Well maybe a little. It doesn't help Alice is alone with Amelia in the school shower room... oh this doesn't help at all.

This is a tumblr prompt which tagged @imagineclintcoulson... Boss: Know why I called you in here?Me: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pick?Boss: [stops pouring 2 glasses of wine] Accidentally?

Never in his life would he ever think he would be in this situation. Jesse McCree sat there with horrified eyes on the bathroom counter. He had a little strip on his fingers that had two straight lines. Positive.

There was a child went forth every day;And the first object he look’d upon, that object he became;And that object became part of him for the day, or a certain part of the day, or for manyyears, orstretching cycles of years. -Walt Whitman

A series of events leads to Tony showing up at NCIS in a costume that is not at all appropriate. Gibbs realizes if he doesn't man up and make a move, Dorney's going to beat him to it.

"He thinks you're a bully?""You? Bullying? You're too anti-social to do that.""I know!" Jungkook bemoans. This is the worst thing that has ever happened to him. Jimin thinks Jungkook is bullying him when all he wanted was to give him a cupcake. To apologize. To see him again because he's cute. OR the one with a lot of misunderstandings

Esther stared at her youngest pups eyes, the press of pure panic edging her features as she confessed her next words. “I think… I’ve imprinted on someone.” Enid’s voice was quiet, the newfound knowledge about how choosing packmates and a life mate making her think. The creeping fear of being pushed away brought a wave of nausea. Murray spoke for her, understanding his mate wasn’t the most gentle with her questioning. “Who did you imprint on pup?” “M-my roommate.”

An Olicity Halloween story. When the lights go out in Starling City, chaos follows, and a hacker from Felicity's past is claiming credit. In order to help an old friend, Felicity enters the world of black hat hackers and the underground cyber goth scene. But when Oliver discovers what she's been up to, hackers are the least of her worries.

Sherlock asks Greg for his advice and things at 221B Baker Street get heated.

AU-Soulmates. Universe where every one is born with a small mark on the inside of their wrist counting down to the time when they will meet their soulmate. Sherlock has little interest in meeting his soulmate until a certain event changes his mind for him; or should I say a certain person?

It’d been a long time since Lucifer shared a bed with someone. Technically, he didn’t even need to sleep and neither did any other sinner demons here. It was the lingering dregs of their humanity that made them think they did and most of them never bothered to give it up and why not? They had all of eternity to work on it and anyway, what else did they have to do?

When Jake finds out he's won a scholarship, he practically leaps the chance to get away from his family. His parents treat him like he doesn't exist, because he's always getting in fights, and they'd rather spend all their time with his older brother, Ryan. He feels like anywhere away from his family has to be an improvement. But he's in for a rude awakening when he starts at Aifam. The school is full of teenagers who have been trained since birth to kill without asking questions--they are the children of assassins. And Aifam was built for them. It is their final test--if they can graduate from Aifam, they can join the ranks of the pros. But in order to graduate, these students have to room with a scholarship student--a non-assassin--for the duration of four years. And until the final month of their senior year, they aren't allowed to kill their roommates. And Jake's used to winning fights--in fact, he lives to fight. But when he's neck deep in a school full of assassins who can kill faster than he can blink--well, there's no end to the trouble he'll find himself in.

Dr. Strange is distraught about how useless his hands would become. He is determined to have them fixed no matter what the cost… and then he meets you. A blind person who continues on with life because you’re humble enough to know that it moves on. However, he believes he is nothing like you until he travels to Kamar-Taj and discovers he’s more like you than he thinks.

Fluffy ficlets to compensate for when I end up writing sad things. This summary used to have a description of each ficlet but now there are too many, I have run out of characters... So to sum it up: in this ongoing collection we have everything from Bilbo being turned into a bunny to Thorin being turned into a child to Fíli going across the galaxy to find Bofur to a G-rated tentacle fic to- Heh, maybe you can just look at the tags? And prompts are welcome if they're small, cute and cuddly!

The addition of the maknae brought unexpected changes to the hyungs. Changes that they had never even thought possible. And urges they aren't sure if they should act upon.

Chapters and chapters of rare ships for your reading pleasure. Volume 2. (includes my Kageyama Rare Pair Week fic series, rhapsody) (is marked as completed but I will add more chapters, probably up to 30, as I write more rare ships)

Once in a while Rin and Nitori like experimenting in bed. This time it was the turn for smart phones and sexy pictures. Unfortunately something goes a little wrong.

Charles accidentally knocks Max down in the corridor and almost instantly recognises that Max is in little headspace and needs looking after.

in a world where daichi's hairline is slowly receding. where kinonari reference 10-year old memes. where hinata is way too invested in voltron and accidentally confesses to kageyama. it's all fun and games until the other sports guys are put into the mix. discontinued.