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Protest Too Much

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"There is nothing in the world Heiwajima Shizuo would like more than to be able to be a normal middle schooler, with normal hobbies, and normal friends, and a calm, boring, normal life." Heiwajima Shizuo is unusual by the time he's in middle school, and his new best friend is unlikely to help him fit in.
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Heiwajima Shizuo is a legend. He never wanted to be. There is nothing in the world he’d like more than to be able to be a normal middle schooler, with normal hobbies, and normal friends, and a calm, boring, normal life. But he’s been doomed to abnormality since he was in elementary school and lifte
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