Fate Grand Order Imagines

Dean tries to explain phone sex to Castiel. Castiel has his own interpretations.

“Can I comb your hair?” Sunday morning in the Katsuki-Nikiforov household

nickelodeon/ˈnɪkəlˌoʊdiən/ noun: historical a movie theater with an admission fee of one nickel. --- A collection of short fics from a 'semi-nsfw' prompt meme. Ratings vary between T and M.

Severus must rescue Harry from Voldemort, and keep him alive until the dust settles.

There was once a time that Harry would have been happy to see her, really... and a part of him still really is... Several parts of him are happy to see her now. It's strange how someone regrets things only after they've thrown them away.

“Where is he?! Where’s Private Katsuki?!” His men never saw the Captain so full of anger. There was murmur. They looked around, searching. Then nobody moved. The silence grew on the battlefield. A small story about Captain Viktor Nikiforov and Private Katsuki Yuuri.It’s not specific when and where they are, but the scene is kind of like the Argonne 1918, Yuuri is kind of like a WWI runner (with the heart of WWII Ronald Speirs), and Viktor is the leader of a company, so you get how this is kind of a mess. No countries mentioned, no ideologies, nothing like that, really, that’s not my point. I… blame Vikings for my associations might be morbid.

There’s beauty in the infinite rarity of the universe. Lance constantly marvels at how each unique star, planet, person comes to be and then creates paths intersecting with others. Like how he and Keith fell into each other’s orbits — what terrible, wonderful things drew them in — and how they became a pair of ridiculously in love rivals. If Lance tried to calculate the odds on that happening, it would probably be in numbers too high to count — but he thinks about it, every now and again. He shares it with Keith, who teases him, but who also stares at him with awe-filled eyes, so Lance knows Keith is right there with him, thanking his rare and lucky stars.

"I am Instructor Raban, and from this moment forward, you are the Ninety-Ninth Training Corps." There is perfect silence. Erna can only hear the dirt being picked up by the breeze, blown into dust devils. She halts her pacing. "Forget everything you've been told..."

Even with the straitjacket off, Ed never feels like it's really gone.

"and i intend to." harry says solemnly, leaning down to kiss the dip of louis' back. "then what's this?" louis asks, and he sounds way too coherent. "something nice." harry replies, his breath washing over louis' skin. "is it gonna make me come?" louis shifts, bringing his right leg up and exposing his hole. "you'll find out."

Oliver has agreed to go to therapy with Tommy and Felicity. Their therapist has given them homework. Oliver was never the best student.

Naruto had to get a surgery, and was high off drugs completely forgetting the perfect angel that is Uchiha Sasuke. Purely based on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiviQfLyQX4

Sam doesn't like it when Mommy and Daddy leave him with Bela, but babies can't talk.

Kihyun plays a phone prank on Hoseok when they were staying in Hong Kong. But what if Hyungwon makes his boyfriend jealous by a mere comment he made? Of course, Hosoek has to claim what's his.

On the back porch, there were three of their laundry baskets and a note. Inside the baskets, hundreds of water balloons were filled to the max. The note simply said, "I have super soakers, prepare to battle. -Dad"

Tony Stark likes to collect broken things.(or, how Tony Stark's tower was taken over by superheroes, and how she didn't mind.)

Awful, out-of-character fic I wrote when I was fourteen. Enjoy you sick minded fucks.-After he stood on the stand against his violent father on charges of assault and rape, a broken 16-year-old Michael Jones, alongside his mother, have been placed under witness protection and moved to a small town called RoosterTeeth in the South-East of England, things seem to be looking up and Michael is enrolled in the local school Achievement Hunter High. However Achievement Hunters is ending up to be just another headache for Michael, it’s week one and he's already having to deal with a certain drunken head teacher ruling over the place without a care in the world, people teaching him classes he's one hundred percent sure aren't qualified and some asshole called Gavin who seems to have picked Michael as his newest victim.

Kaede and Shuichi, or Shuichi and Kaede - not that it, the order, matters - throughout all their worlds.

Post-Lawsuit Buck is the man behind but doesn't complain and things look bleak until one day an unexpected visitor stops by the station and like the title says, drops one hell of a truth bomb on Bobby and the 118 regarding what was really going on.

Mark is obsessed with fucking Donghyuck raw. Like, genuinely. He’s not kidding. They dropped the condoms six months ago after they went for their stupid yearly SM-mandated checkup, and Mark had shown up on his doorstep that night with an excited smile, waving a piece of paper in Donghyuck’s face. Mark was the one to ask for it, his cheeks flaming but his voice firm, smile wide and assured, and Donghyuck was the one to give in, like always. Donghyuck just can't quite figure out why.

Ink, creator of worlds, and Error, destroyer of worlds, fight day in night to determine the fate of AUs.During a battle, Error glitches out, forgetting everything.How will Ink react to the now feeble destroyer? Who is planning on creating far more chaos for all AUs?What cute shenanigans will Naive Error get himself into?

“You’ll need to carry him.” Taehyung has never been as strong as Jeongguk and he honestly wasn’t sure he could carry him but that didn’t matter. Whether he could or not, he would do it. He would carry Jeongguk as far as he had to. After all, how could he leave Guk behind?

——> Indulging my Medical Kink, and also taking advantage of the fact that I love me some dominating, somewhat cold-at-times Hermann Gottlieb.

Mine. Harry doesn’t understand what does it, maybe the high-pitched, but oddly hesitant voice or the soft pads of his dainty hand over his own rough one, but abruptly, an electric jolt runs up his spine and instinctively, he inhales deeply through his nose. The rich, sweet scent spreads through his blood like wildfire and the feral, caged part in him snaps. ...or, Louis is a pretty Omega who can't see & Harry's an Alpha who wants to be his eyes.