Everything's Prettier Underwater

You want to enjoy your free time in prison but your cellmates make it impossible.

John wouldn't describe himself as the jealous type. Jealousy just didn't have room in his four way relationship, so how come everytime he see's Laf', Herc' and little Alex all together, his heart sinks?

Remember that dude Trevor killed and stuffed into the refrigerator at the Vanilla Unicorn? Neither does Trevor. Unfortunately for Michael, he's in the wrong place at the wrong time concerning T and his many uncontrollable impulses. "....Michael turned to have a look at the trouble he was about to get into and saw three imposing-looking gang bangers. A tall, lanky man flanked by two beefed up homies. Michael looked skyward and silently asked God what the fuck had he done to deserve Trevor Philips..."

Summary: Sequel to Exile. Legolas and Aragorn venture into the Mines of Moria to help Balin, only to get more than they bargained for. Meanwhile, Mirkwood is falling into darkness. Her only hope ends up resting in the hands of the two people she has scorned, and Legolas & Aragorn will risk more than their lives to save her.

Newt's famous for faking every orgasm he's ever had to a partner. Thomas takes that as a challenge. Later, he's counting all of Newt's orgasms. (TAKEN FROM THE NSFW PROMPT GENERATOR)

There will be candy. Get in the car.

"As you know, my senses are heightened when I'm in my wolf form. During the full moon, it doubles. Your scent is already enticing on any given day but on the full moon as a wolf?" Derek shook his head. "I wouldn't be able to control myself. I barely can, and you've heard me." Stiles blinked, "Oh." Did that mean - "Wait, so basically you're like an extremely horny wolf on the full moon?"

Set after Series 2, Episode 8 (AU)Richard meets someone important, and Camille gets to know her boss from a rather different side…

"Okay alright okay, enough feelings, back to the horny stuff, I'm evaporating here!"

“So, I've got this question,” Tony says when he walks into the Avengers' living room this morning, “and feel free to ignore me if, y'know, I'm talking crazy here, but have any of you spontaneously burst into song lately?” There is a moment of total silence. Then Natasha curses in Russian and Clint bursts out with “I knew there was something off with those back-up singers!” Steve says nothing, but he blushes, and Thor claims that he noticed nothing out of the ordinary, as he tends to spontaneously burst into song anyway. Or, the one where New York falls under a musical spell and that is not nearly as much fun as it sounds like.

Shimada brothers decide to introduce their teammates to their dragons. Hanzo forgot that his dragons (being an extension of his soul) can easily identify his soulmate.

Bond is an unbonded alpha who is sent on a mission to rescue a computer genius who is kidnapped and is being held captive to infiltrate MI6, complications arise when he can't help his attraction toward the much younger omega and secrets that are determined to keep them apart. Also along for the ride is another unbonded 00 alpha Eames, who's attraction toward a new male field agent is causing havoc on his biology since Eames happens to be very straight.

Wherein Billy is a Steve/Tony fanfic writer, Teddy is a fanartist, online relationships are confusing, and NYCC is coming. Or, the one where fandom is a way of life. Multimedia.

Mermaid Mating SexREally large dicksDon't try this at home

Jason is very firmly ensconced in his own territory; a small sea with too many humans for anyone else to want to be in it. He likes the humans though, or at least he likes the things they leave behind, and as long as he leaves them alone, they leave him alone. Then another mer shows up, in his territory and hunting his humans. There's no other option but to drive him out.

Lucifer and Chloe investigate a serial murder case and somehow lead themselves to NYC's raving nightlife to meet up with Lucifer's brother's ancient son.

Some filthy smut for the kink meme. Takes place in 4.05. Clarke and Roan's agreement requires a little more than just a handshake. Bellamy begrudgingly agrees to have sex with Echo, and Clarke begrudgingly agrees to watch. Clarke becomes all hot and bothered and Bellamy very much enjoys that. Becho sex, but it's more Bellarke than anything tbh.

'Caroline sighed, debating on her next words carefully. She usually shied away from infuriating the monster, but under the circumstances...'

It might be unclear to some when Bucky and Clint started dating. Clint knows exactly when it happened, and it wasn't when he tried to steal one of Tony's cars.

In which a young Leia Organa wanders the Alderaanian gardens past nightfall and meets a strange man. She doesn't know why, but he seems oddly familiar.

When Sam dumps Kurt due to his lack of experience, the others boys in Glee Club decide to remedy the situation

Chris Argent and Peter Hale is the Main Pairing and the focus of the series.Lydia/Allison, Derek/Stiles, Stiles/Scott, Scott/Derek/Stiles, Isaac/Derek all side pairings.Chris has an unsettling week alone in the house he used to share with his wife. He has a bit too much to drink and can’t deal with it anymore. So he leaves himself open and practically invites an attack. A little more than ten years ago he had an affair with Peter Hale. At the time, he’d needed someone to put him on the right path. Peter was the reason Allison didn’t get trained as a hunter at a young age. Unfortunately, Chris handled it badly. He’d hurt Peter who had fallen in love with him. It was mutual, but Chris chose his family and never confessed his feelings. There’s only one person who can pull him out of the darkness and put him back on the right path. If he chooses to and Peter isn’t entirely stable himself.This is RP. This will read like RP. Consider it as if many things are happening at once in different scenes. Like in an episode of Teen Wolf.

So here are the bare facts: they’d been sleeping together for years; it was wrong; they couldn’t help it. (Pre-series, season 2)