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There’s no one who can summarize this chaos. Psst. What about a flute-bustin’ Prussian? Old Fritz! Old Fritz! Old Fritz! Old Fritz!Old Fritz! Old Fritz! Old Fritz! Old Fritz! I'm Frederick the Great!HFE borrowed me from ERB to give you the scoop on Fauna Saga 3!It’s got creative talent and battle malice!Don’t miss Time Pirates in Agrabah Palace!Hunter's fucked up, but no wonder why!His order’s content to let his family die!All of his recruits are super fly.They’ll kick Vandal’s ass and make ‘im cry!Now, bring me my chair!I’m weary, so I’ll rest my hot derrière on this fluffy red square.Read on if you like what you hear so far.I will myself once I out-rap a tsar!
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Which misfit dared to utter, “It’s bigger on the inside”!? Rip looked around at his menagerie and spotted Ellen’s jaw clicking shut and Snart and Rory snickering. The latter two were going to be wild cards—would most likely steal all of time and space in addition to saving it. Professor Stein and L
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