Baby Fever

Tony does cheat on Loki with Stevie Capsicle. But it's barely any fun since he's still trapped in the abusive relationship.

Ben Tennyson’s life is implausible enough as it is, but it’s a whole new level of unthinkable to imagine a bunch of the universe’s prettiest alien girls might have their eyes on him. And yet, he’s about to find out that that is exactly the case. Anonymous commission.

Warnings: Explicit, kinks (bondage, spanking, toys), slash(sex between two men)Author Notes: I saw a request on Tumblr and the plot bunny wouldn't leave me alone until I'd written it. And more than 5k words later … this. I think I got them all. Enjoy! (...) = texting“...” = talking Inspired by: http://freckledbuttchester.tumblr.com/post/62268546021/derek-wearing-panties-and-stockings-derek-being -Derek wearing panties and stockings-Derek being tied to a bed and slowly fucked with a vibrator-Derek being spanked and then having his butt gently handled and rubbed after-Derek baring his throat to someone and letting them bite him all over-Derek asking to bottom and his partner slowly fingering him open until he comes all over himself untouched-Derek being unable to speak and being on the verge of tears as someone tells him he’s a good boy and how beautiful and wonderful he issub!Derek (｡♥‿♥｡) Edited for spelling errors. Sorry! All errors are my fault as I don't have a Beta Reader yet.

(a continuation of the beauty and the beast au Cursed) The curse is broken. Oliver and Felicity are happy... and she has some good news for him.

Castiel gives Dean what he needs.

Kara is trying to balance her two identities and she's feeling pretty good about it until she's on her way to meet Lena and disaster strikes. Lena is terrified for Kara's safety and Supergirl is put in a tough situation.

Castiel knew how insatiable his gorgeous boyfriend was and he couldn't help but make Dean's punishment enjoyable for both of them.

The zanpakuto are running around destroying things. It's only slightly worse than when their Shinigami are running around destroying things.

Jean has been having some trouble sleeping, so Marco decides to help him out. At first Jean is against the idea of snuggling to sleep with his best friend but Marco shows him that it's not as bad as it seems.

After two years in the Air Force, Chris's superior officer suddenly gave him a month's leave. “We know you’ve been taking suppressants, Sergeant Schistad, and that’s commendable. But you need to understand the potential impact of long-term medication on Alpha mental stability. In the future, you will be one of our top pilots, and we need you to control your Alpha heat cycle in a more… natural and healthy way.” In short, his job required him to have a stable sex life. Not the kind you have in the back alleys of a bar near the military base with a flirty bartender. Or, an arranged marriage AU. Title from Frank Ocean's Lost.

Summary: John finds himself ambushed by the kilt at every turn. Is Sherlock losing his touch? Or is it something else?

You are the lowblooded Captain of the best company of Cavalreapers in the entire Empire. There's absolutely no obstacle that you cannot overcome, no enemy that you cannot defeat. Except a first date. That one's a toughie.

In the dark of the night Hermione struggles to deal with the aftermath of the war. Fred promises to help her through it in his own way.

This fic is BDSM. Harry is not the boy that everyone had expected he'd be when he first entered Hogwarts. This fic is Snarry slash with Snape as Harry's Dom.

“Suck it”Jeongguk stared at the man before him. “What?”“Suck the gun”“I can’t-““Suck the gun or your brain will be sucking the bullet” Jeongguk gets kidnapped by the biggest mafia in the country. If he wants to survive, he might as well do whatever he's told, whether he likes it or not.

It takes Will longer than it ought to figure out what’s going on, though he supposes this has always been the case with himself and Hannibal. “You think that I'm going to hurt you,” he says, when it clicks into place. “You are waiting for me to hurt you.” Hannibal does not deny this. (Post final, Will and Hannibal attempt to find where they stand with one another).

One goal laid at the forefront of Clover’s mind when he traveled into Mt. Ebott: to find out what happened to the five missing children… and to bring the perpetrator to justice. But then Clover befriends a tiny flying monster, and discovers that it would be his words and actions, and not the barrel of a gun, that would set him on the right path. Suddenly he has friends- friends who’ll stick by his side, even when it puts their own lives in danger. And danger lies in every corner. Throughout it all, Clover struggles to keep his new friends together. Personalities conflict. Ideals differ. Past and present problems struggle to find resolutions. In the end, it is not from without where the greatest threat to Clover and his friends lies, but from within. Yet, despite everything, his friends stick by his side. And if they won't give up, then Clover can't, either. With the help of his newfound friends, and with his very soul shining bright with purpose and resolve, Clover knows he can find the answer that lies beneath the mountain… …wherever it may be.

After being convicted of a crime he didn't commit, the Boy Who Lived finds himself in an Azkaban run by the death eater prisoners. Their leader and his cellmate, the infamous Lucius Malfoy believes he can show Harry the error of his ways. After suffering through the ministry's treatment of him, Harry may begin to see the benefits of going dark. AU AFTER BK 5 OotP BUT CONTAINS SOME SPOILERS FROM HBP

Dirk Strider went out into the world with two goals: find something, and lose himself in the process. And boy fuckin' howdy, did he ever. When you're dealing with the fae, it's not about the spirit, but the letter. (Fae Jake/sex addict Dirk, and the mornings after. Five Things format fic.)

It wasn't the first day of class, nor was it the first time they'd ever seen each other. They remembered one another from high school (Kenma recalled the terrifying stare that had been cast upon him a few years prior) and they spoke scarcely in class. But it was only their outward relationship. To everyone else, they were acquaintances. Little did they know that since the beginning of the school year, Kageyama Tobio and Kozume Kenma had been seeing each other. Not just in class, but in the hallway, in the park, on Skype. In each other’s bedrooms.

Sirius’ breath puffed a warm tickle around his ear. “You’re gorgeous... I want to take you out, somewhere nice, away from Prongs and Evans. Can I?” Remus opened his mouth, but the yes he had intended instead came out, “Why?”

Tony Stark ran away from home when he was sixteen. He's twenty-four now, lives in Gotham City under a fake name and has been working at a small coffee shop owned by Virginia Potts for the last few years. Then, enter Bruce Wayne.

Team RWBY is culturally offensive. Hilarity ensues.

A young woman meets a handsome stranger in her village. Little does she know it is Smaug in human form. He transforms into his true form and abducts her, taking her back to his mountain to eat her against her will. (Cross-listed on FF.net)

“Andy?” He stared between Joe and Pete in disbelief. “Andy is, what? A vampire?”“So it would seem.” Pete said. Patrick still stared.“He’s vegan!” Patrick insisted, blinking rather rapidly.“The rest of the time, yeah.” Andy muttered, half concealed by shadows.Joe the werewolf, Pete the fairy, Andy the vampire, and Patrick is more than a little confused. This band is starting to be more than he bargained for, as they are hunters of the supernatural variation.

Erik bets Raven twenty bucks he won't find anything in her brother's scented-soap-and-candle shop that actually smells good. Easiest money he's ever made... right? (On Tumblr here.)