The Favour

Akutagawa had always been weird, but lately it had gotten out of hand

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Percival had long given up on the idea that he would find an omega mate, he never seemed to fit what they were seeking in a husband, always too rough, not gentle enough. But then he meets Newt Scamander and the omega is utterly perfect to him, with his shy smiles and tendency to run headlong into danger. Catching vipers in his hands and keeping nifflers for company, Newt is nothing like the typical demure omega and Percival is lost before he can even think to resist.

It happens in slow motion. It's an out of body experience, really, but somehow Jinyoung's arm is raising up and then coming back down just as fast, slapping Jackson's ass.

Alex calls the stupid advice podcast because he’s bored and out of ideas and he’s been trying his best, but Henry doesn’t seem to be feeling any better. “My friend was seeing this guy for four months, and then just got straight up ghosted. What can I do to support him?” The podcast host - a comedian most of the time - answers, “Oh, you’re gonna have to fuck him.”

Based during/after Thor: The Dark World. Was one-shots; oops, is sort of a story. :) Most characters aren't mine. Mostly teen for language/mild violence; exceptions marked in the notes. Un-beta'd: Comments and corrections always welcome. If you prefer chronological order, these go:* prologue *27. Brute 22. Mercy 4. Before* start of movie *5. Retrospective 8. Exchange 2. Relief 31. Decency 13. Nothing 18. Conflict 33. Forgive 16. Dreams 34. Battle 20. Pastimes 35. Choices 39. Passage 43. Council 23. Care 6. Mission 7. Onward 36. Science 10. Mortal 1. Freedom 25. Sorry 11. Sand* end of movie *12. Loss 21. Learning 46. Repair 49. Outreach 53. Near 14. Mimicry 17. Catch 26. Home 3. Solitary 9. Sight 15. Played 19. Wait 24. Free-fall 28. Wonder 29. Resemblance (Only, ch1 in Banish the Light) 32. Custody 30. Unrest 37. Duties 38. Worries 40. Plans 41. Blue 42. Respite 44. Cold 45. Amnesia 47. Healing 48. Reward part I (Reward part II, ch2 in Banish the Light) 50. Forward 51. Tale 52. Confess 54. One

Sebastian glances at his phone as he gets to the club and sees it’s barely 7:30. Early as always. He chews his lip nervously and adjusts the leather collar he’d worn along with his usual, more subtle one. Well, maybe by the time he’s through the line… He steps to the back of it, aware of the eyes tracing up and down his body. He’d dressed to impress tonight, in his tightest black jeans and an equally tight v-neck, deep enough to expose collar bones, his fashionable boots and eyeliner and gratuitous amounts of glitter sprinkled in his hair and on his face and chest. Since Chris would be coming straight from work and wouldn’t be able to see him beforehand, he’d wanted to surprise him. It had seemed like a good idea at the time, but now, without Chris here and with all these hungry eyes on him, he’s wishing he’d toned it down just a little bit.

Explorations and discoveries, a wormhole to Earth, a spy, a new drug, attempted escape, daring rescue. Also, some schmoop, a hint of smut, some silliness, and lots of talking over food.

It's not like apartment life is entirely difficult for them. They only need to take it one step at a time, with stumbles in between. (A week with two different personalities and the same feeling of being stupidly in love.)

After a particularly, heartbreaking argument, Freed is finally fed up with Laxus's attitude and disbands the Thunder Legion, forcing them to all go separate ways. Laxus is not very concerned initially, he's never truly needed them as body guards, and knows they can handle themselves. However, when the three go on a mission together but then never come back, it convinced the Lightning Dragon Slayer to pack up and head out to search for his old friend along with some other members of the guild, but what he finds appears to be more challenging than what he initially anticipated. He's going to need to dig deep in his memories with Freed to recover the past, before the present is lost forever.

One more day inside this life. Sequel to Running Down a Dream (series in general) & Tyrants and Kings (specifically).

Yoongi's childhood friend from Daegu gets evicted and he has to stay on the couch. But Hoseok notices Yoongi has been avoiding him now that Taehyung is present.

Namjoon was smart, intelligent and oh so lovely, but he was also extremely obvious, which meant that he never realised that his two best friends, Seokjin and Jackson were both in love with him, competing about who got to date. So he ended up getting a boyfriend, problem was that that boyfriend was neither of them, which meant extreme times requires extreme meassures... Those measures are fake dating so Namjoon would wan to date atleast one of them!

They'd scanned the whole planet. There wasn't any sentient life, and nothing big enough to be dangerous. But Pidge can't help but feel like something's following her...and she's pretty sure she's not alone anymore.

Cas doesn’t mind being alone, honestly he doesn’t.

After Lillian episode, it's Mon El's turn to walk in on Kara and Lena making out! Last part? Maybe...

Given the power to make any request of a fictional character, what would you do with it? Envision adorable scenarios? Find the answer to unknowable questions? Or simply indulge in lust. All are possible here! Alternatively: Make a request and see it realized! (Please check end of story notes for a general gist of how/what you can request.)

Victor Creed finds a pint-sized killing machine. Dumping the girl off on the X-Men is easier said than done. Victor, Logan, and Laura family fic. A story told in snippets. Initial arc COMPLETE. Slice-of-life shorts, ahoy!Entire fic is COMPLETE as of 7/31/24

Bambam wonders if Yugyeom thinks about the same thing, if he thinks about it when Bambam grinds back against him while dancing, if he thinks about it when one of Bambam’s hands wanders down to squeeze at his ass as they kiss. Bambam hopes he does. He really, really hopes so. (The only way to find out, though, he supposes, is to ask.) [set in the same universe as and my day starts with you]

Baby Frodo gets adopted.

And as it turns out, going back to college is a really, really bad idea. Still, even two hours away, Bea will come and pick her up when she needs it.

Ichigo Kurosaki is a normal boy leading a normal life until a very intriguing older man enters it. Suddenly his life is anything but normal.

Keani is sent out with another Pokemon Ranger to investigate a very large thief. However, she finds far more than she bargained for in the swamps. This story contains scenes of graphic sex between a trainer and her pokemon. All parties are of legal and consenting age. This story should not be read by anyone under the age of 18, or by anyone offended by such stories.

Meet Eren, a boy, who suffers from Klinefelter Syndrome. Basically, this means his body doesn't know what the fuck he is; so even though he was born a male, his body appears to be more feminine. Other than that, he’s been living a great life! That is, until he stumbles into a certain ebony haired man who turns his life inside out and upside down. DISCONTINUED

He is the successor of his family’s business empire, and you are the female heir of yours. After the trouble his older brother had created in the past, he now must face certain requirements needed for the sake of the family's future and to save his rights of inheritance, and you become his only way out. Everything might seem so simple, just the way they are supposed to. But nothing is ever what it seems, doesn't it? [check writing playlist here: http://spoti.fi/2unTK9J]

Taehyung gets a little creative on White Day, and Jungkook spends time enjoying it ;)

Ten years after the war, Severus Snape is in a slump, living a quiet Muggle life far from the Wizarding World. With a nudge from Minerva McGonagall, he reluctantly joins a Muggle dating site, where users connect anonymously—no names, no photos, just personalities. He bonds with the much-younger BookGirl over shared Muggle interests, but when they finally meet, Severus discovers that his two worlds are closer than he ever imagined—and BookGirl is not who he expected. A self-indulgent happily-ever-after romantic comedy.

Kyle hasn't seen Cartman for years, not since the day he confessed something ludicrous. But he's back with a child in tow and something in their dynamic has suddenly shifted. AKA how Kyle got his gay back