hold my drink

The times and troubles of living next door to your ex-boyfriend Oikawa Tooru.

Larry shower sex. That's basically it.

Sam's been sleeping with his brother and his father behind their backs. When he gets pregnant and doesn't know who the father is or how his brother and father will react to the news, he tries to hide it as best as he can.

In January of 1862, Castiel died alongside Samuel Colt, trying to close the Devil's Gate in Sunrise, Wyoming. Only, he wasn't supposed to die. An Angel, Dean, rescued him from Hell and brought him back to Earth to finish his mission. Now, the Devil's Gate must be closed in order to prevent a grave disaster 150 years in the future. The demon, Alastair, however, will do anything to stop this from happening. Will the good guy be able to stop the bad guy with the help of the angel? Time will tell.

They say there is a secret game in Las Vegas, the greatest one of all, in which the hero plays against the dragon for three nights, and the prize is a wish granted, and the penalty is death. A new player arrives to try his luck, only to discover that the game is held in a dump of a house in the desert and that the dragon is a dude named Dean, chained to the house by the ankle. The hero soon realizes that he cannot leave unless he wins. The dragon is growing blood-thirsty, the game makes no sense, and the hero’s only hope are the clues dropped by the dragon’s brother who’s just along for the ride.

Jason is very firmly ensconced in his own territory; a small sea with too many humans for anyone else to want to be in it. He likes the humans though, or at least he likes the things they leave behind, and as long as he leaves them alone, they leave him alone. Then another mer shows up, in his territory and hunting his humans. There's no other option but to drive him out.

What are dependents left to do when betrayed by those they trusted most, but to find a way to become masters in their own right. Set after Department of Mysteries fiasco in Order of the Phoenix. Translation into French available here: https: // www.fanfiction.net /s / 11803029 / 1 / Emancipation The silvergreenroyalty (Wattpad) or thesnarrysarchivist (AO3) have translated "Emancipation" into Spanish. If you are interested, check it out here. Translation into Brazilian Portuguese available here: https: // www.wattpad.com /story/ 303310486-emancipation-tradu%C3%A7%C3%A3o

jungkook just wanted peace and quiet; a moment away from all of it, from the loud confusing mess that was always just one step behind him.

One lonely night of desperate longing plus one scandalous hookup. Caroline and Katherine are forced roommates. Things are about to get heated.

Lance and Hunk have dreamed of being on stage since they were big enough to hold their teeny tot guitar and drumset. It's what they've been working towards most of their lives, so when an opportunity arises to win a record deal with Altea Studios, they are more than ready to duke it out on stage in a Battle of the Bands. The only problem, their band has to have at least four members; and even after adding an unexpected player into the mix, they're still down one more.Enter Keith, nephew of the CEO of Galra Records. He's been looking for a way out from under Zarkon's thumb, and signing a contract with the one competitor willing to stand up to his uncle's company seems like a pretty good option....OR, the band au nobody asked for, but needed to happen.

Newt can’t tell if the free refills are restaurant policy, or if every server across the continental United States is just that enamored with Hermann’s accent.

Overwatch was a big deal in your life. So, it was quite a shock for you to be recruited by Winston himself. From rookie to soldier through hard work, you eventually went on your very first mission. It was very successful. But... it seemed there were some... side effects. Some of which was unexpected attention. Not unwanted, just unexpected. (READER x OVERWATCH CHARACTERS!!! I tried to make it as gender-neutral as possible :))) No smut as of now, but we'll see how it goes from here ;v)

Team RWBY lives in the Roman Republic. Life ensues.

The Rift monitor is acting up again, but Jack knows exactly who's causing the disturbance.

He that is taken and put into prison or chains is not conquered, though overcome; for he is still an enemy. --Thomas Hobbes And so he flung himself between Laufey and the final strike that would have been his death, arms flung wide to cover as much of his crumbled and bleeding father as possible, and called out, "I will be the weregild for this transgression!" It was only enough to stop Thor's hammer from crashing down, for still it stayed raised into the air, the lightning still crackling over its uru head. Eyes the color of the clearest ice had bored into Loki, giving him a chill he'd never known before and could not entirely banish no matter how he steeled himself. "You offer your own death in place of your king then? And why should I exchange one small prince for a just punishment to a king who brought this cost to his own people?"

The list was Stiles' idea. On the back of the piece of notebook paper they'd been using to keep a tally of games won, he wrote down 'kiss me, dumbass' and crossed it off as a joke, laughing like it was something that they'd gotten out of the way, so now they'd never have to wonder what it was like. Now they'd never have to suffer through an awkward drunk moment when they were older. Scott, however, was the one that grabbed the list and wrote 'jerk off together watching porn' on the second line, before giving Stiles a challenging little smile and grabbing his laptop. Forty-five minutes later, Stiles had crossed that one off the list as well, with a very satisfied smile.

"Are you sure this is how you want to practice?" Liam asked. Even as he asked he was already kneeling down, because if this was how the lads wanted to learn rope safety, he would oblige.

Sam's always known Dean had sensitive nipples, especially after he comes.

“If the knights are your brothers, does that make me your sister?” He looked at her for a moment. His eyes were hard like he was upset and his jaw was tight, like he was grinding his teeth. “No,” he said, eventually. “Then what am I - to you?”---Rey didn't want to leave Jakku - not without her parents, anyway. But when Kylo Ren found her there, watching him from the shadows of Niima Outpost, she didn't have much of a choice.

Ezekiel may have asked Dean's permission to use Sam as his vessel—he may have even stolen Sam's permission with another face. But he didn't ask the one that mattered most.

Everyone is tired. Shaun's eyes hurt, Rebecca sleeps on the sofa on each and every break... And Desmond? Oh, the usual. He deals with the Bleeding Effect, he collapses periodically, and... well a day's never complete without a bit of fun, is it? (Bleeding Effect/Dream for EzioLeo)

Ryuko Hida wields the power to super charge her allies with sex, luckily she's a Gyaru who's super into style and sex. Naturally she hates being the one everyone is relying on but if it means she can have sex with all sorts of sexy babes, she can manage. CONTAINS: Futa, Sex

Kim Taehyung was reticent, stoic and often perceived as a cold person, causing the people around him to see him as unapproachable and mysterious; he intimidates people without even knowing it, and up until now, after all of these years, he still hadn't gained even just a single friend at school (only a childhood friend who he often discusses his troubles with, and unfortunately doesn't undergo his school). He had always been attracted to Min Yoongi, who had quite the sass and personality. He had always been loved by everyone, despite his sophisticated attitude and his tendency to snap towards everyone he meets. But Taehyung sees through his disguise, he knows that the lad has soft features deep inside, and as cliché as it sounds, he learned to fall in love just because of those reasons. [ In which, Taehyung secretly leaves a bouquet of various kinds of flowers (that he knows Yoongi loves) inside Yoongi's locker, even newly-refrigerated chocolates and sweets, and sometimes, short phrases that will leave an evident, pinkish tint on the receiver's usually pale cheeks. ]

Wally left his uncle alone for ten minutes.

What if you helped Yoosung kick his gaming addiction?

Bucky spends his 100th birthday with Steve.

An innocent conversation about Hedwig is the start of a beautiful relationship.