Our rain-washed histories (don't need to be told)

Things get pretty hot at school. A little too hot from what Dirk was expecting but of course the Striders will make the best of a situation.

What you wanted:A low effort part-time job, a little apartment and a good time. What you got:2 lousy roommates, a pet snake and some serious beef. Student/roommate AU in which everyone works at fast food restaurants lmao(I've been denying it but it is pretty much a crack fic I'm not going to lie anymore)

Fenrir Greyback realizes that Hermione is his mate. What are the lengths he would go to for his mate?

Dean and Castiel's first time having sex totally doesn't include them crying like babies. Crossposted from Tumblr.

After having freed Loki from his prison Tony wants the god to help him to take revenge on the Avengers. Unfortunately Loki doesn't play by anybody's rules and wants to know just how far Tony is willing to go

Ellie has been turned into a raptor by Dr. Wu. Now she's stuck on Isla Sorna with Alan. When a pack of wild raptors take interest in them, Ellie is not having it. AU after the first 2 movies and the Raptor/Raptors Attack/Raptors Hijack comics. JP3 does not happen and Alan and Ellie are married, also they love Ian but he stayed home. There are dodos because I play ARK, there are dodos in ARK, and I suspect that InGen had something to do with THAT island, aslo.

Prompt: "A Sherlock AU were it turns out Sherlock has made up his whole life with John as a consulting detective while stuck in a coma caused by an overdose. The real John is just a kind doctor at the hospital that sits by Sherlock’s bed and reads him detective stories."

"Stiles often wondered if Derek’s werewolf senses were always heightened. Like, always, always. Not just when he was wolfed-out." a.k.a. the one where Derek is totally not ticklish and Stiles totally doesn't take advantage of that fact during... inopportune times.

Stiles apparently intended to ignore the rest of the meeting. “Where were you, anyway?” asked Aiden. “And what’s the stuff on your face?” “Druids. Evil. Moving on,” returned Stiles without looking up. “Yeah, that’s the next on my list,” said Melissa. “We’re having a bit of a - let’s call it a Druid problem-” Without moving from his slouch against the couch, Stiles held up a hand to give the woman a sarcastic thumbs-up for the creative label. Melissa hid a grin and moved on. “And Stiles is in the middle of it. So until it’s figured out, he’s on lockdown.” “Wait, what?” asked Stiles. He sat up, suddenly invested in the meeting again. “Meaning you go nowhere without one of us with you,” said Stilinski. “At least until we figure out why we can’t track you,” added Talia. Stiles collapsed back against the sofa again to slowly die of babysitter-inflicted embarrassment instead of Druid-poisoning. ... or ... In which the Stilinskis and the Argents come to understand the hazards of hanging with the Hales.

Set during 1x04 , had Mary and Francis given into their desire by the lake.

Shinichi glared at the line of bottles in front of him for a long moment, his body language screaming defiance. The look was similar to the anger that flashed across his face when he encountered another murder, the hatred he clearly had for the act of stealing life. After some time though, he was visibly deflated. KID hadn't seen when it happened, it had crept in so slowly and escaped his notice, but when the detective reached for the first bottle in the row, it was clearly a defeat.

A strange shinobi curse has come over Murasaki, causing her to fill out at an alarming rate. Will Anon be able to break the spell and return Murasaki to normal?

After their last battle, Shiki follows Akira home and takes advantage of his fatigue, fleshing out a deep, hidden desire. One-shot. Hard yaoi. SPOILER alert! Complete.

Ever since the quest to Erebor thirty years ago, Bilbo Baggins no longer liked Halloween.

Harry's brother, Connor, is the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry has dedicated himself to protecting him, remaining a normal, ordinary boy. Sadly, some people aren't content to leave Harry hidden in the shadows.

Link defeats that pesky Lynel that has been plaguing the Zora people. Though he doesn't come out unscathed, far from it actually. Luckily there's a handsome Zora price to keep him company while he recovers.

Rhys and Jack get in a fight. Then Rhys gets kidnapped. Cue the motherfucking angst.

Steve wakes up alone on his and Tony's 10-year anniversary. He probably shouldn't be surprised, but as it becomes clear Tony has forgotten the day, he becomes more and more disappointed.

At the insistence of his roommates, Blaine takes advantage of a boring Friday night and heads out to a gay night club, where he has a run-in with a gorgeous man who turns it into the best night of Blaine's life.

Dr. Ratio has long struggled with intimacy. Aventurine breaks him out his shell and takes his virginity.

A long time ago, King Valentine, of the rich kingdom of Alicante, attacked the southerner kingdoms. He searched for triumph and annihilation, for uniting the realm under his rule and his alone. Instead of the easy victory, though, the greedy king found defeat and death, for the four kingdoms united for the first time in history, forging the Downworlder Alliance. As a result, the great families of the north were forced to deliver their firstborns to the Kings and Queens of the Downworlder Alliance, and so ensure their fielty and crush any further rebellions before they even sparkled. Only, boring history lessons had always annoyed the Prince of Darkness and heir to the Kingdom of Edom, Magnus Bane. As the anniversary of his Mark Day arrives and with it the Victory Tournament, he figures the only good thing the Mortal War really brought was his father’s hostage, the quiet Alec Lightwood, eldest son to the once great Lightwoods of Alicante. Good could become great, though. Magnus needs only figure out a way to get that boy away from the practicing arena and into his bed. After all, he couldn’t possibly celebrate his day of honor without a suitable gift, could he?

Shepard’s ledgers run red, blood soaking into every page. She’s a killer, and at some distant point, she made peace with that. The idea of addition instead of subtraction is novel. That maybe, just once, Commander Shepard created instead of destroyed. Or, "Shepard was pregnant on the beam run" fic.

janefosters on Tumblr asked: “i love you. i’m completely and utterly in love with you. please don’t get married.” Clarke to Bellamy Modern AU. He finally stopped waiting for her and moved on and she realizes it when he’s marrying someone else. :)

Kaitlynn Grace was an ordinary, 15-year-old girl. At least, she thought she was. But when SHIELD hand picks her for a special project, it is soon revealed that nothing in her life has been random. The further she digs into this mystery, the more she realizes there are some things that should, perhaps, be left unknown. Before she even realizes what's happening, a secret is revealed that throws her whole world into chaos. When secrets of her past come to light, can she trust any of the ones she thought she knew? *In the process of editing older chapters - Major rewrites

"I can’t take a breath without thinking about her…But…she’s the Green Ninja…I can’t be thinking like this..." The revelation of an unexpected, and reluctant, Green Ninja (OC) awakens Cole's lonely soul. Beginning of Cole and Arwyn's story. Tale of interpersonal relationships with a little comedy, a little drama, a little action and adventure.... Contains some language, violence, suggestive situations. Kinda my AU.