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The Empty House
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The Empty House

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drinking brothels transvestite handcuffs blindfolds dating pegging Lestrade-centric
A porno-rama of AU and not so AU ficlets. Intended to survey the vast world of Sherlock fandoms from Omega-verse to Lamplock. Including some novel alternate universes in between.Stories include classical pairings such as Johnlock and Mystrade and neo-classicals such as Sherstrade and Johncroft. Along with many appearances by beloved characters and out of the box pairings. If a couple isn't your cup of tea, you can skip to the next fic! It's fantastic! What are you waiting for? An invitation? Free porn!(Now accepting prompts)
2024/12/11 15:05 Update
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John Watson made up the bed for the fifth time, ensuring everything was in order. He rearranged the pillows several times, fluffed them a bit, and placed them back at the head of the bed. Breeding season was upon them and there was no better way to spend the winter than with one’s mate, wrapped up
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