Potter's Portrait

"What do I do?” Steve appealed into the phone. “I’m freaking out.” There was silence on the other end of the line. It lasted so long that Steve pulled the receiver away from his ear and frowned at it. Pay phones were old. Maybe this one wasn’t working despite the obvious dial tone when he picked up. “Ok,” a stranger’s voice said over the phone. “First acknowledge the fact that you dialed the wrong number, but be quick about it because my cab is a few blocks away from my own plans and I’m about to drop some truth bombs on you.”

Harry and Draco are having a baby, but it's not easy. MPreg. Slash, Harry/Draco. Has been translated into Russian.

“Come on Derek, you’re honestly telling me you’ve never been curious?” “I’m sure I’ve wondered what it would be like at some point, but seeing as being temporarily turned into a woman shouldn’t be possible, I’d guess it was a pretty fleeting thought.”

Through the years there has been a lot of tea and a lot of train travel.

After capturing John Harrison on the Klingon home world, Jim discovers the most curious thing about his prisoner: he is an Omega. Drawn to him despite his better judgment Jim has to face up to his Alpha side in way he's never had to before. When the horrible truth about Marcus’s treatment of Khan is revealed, Jim finds himself desperate to make things right for the Omega – even if it could cost him his command.

In some ways, Ryuunosuke could be so childish; especially when it came to his choice of fruits.

Keith is in dire need of a haircut.

In which there is a completely reasonable, heterosexual explanation for why Kevin can't stop thinking about Elder McKinley. Also, the Game of Life is played.

Thorin and his wife feel their baby’s kicks for the first time.

In the summer before Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts he undergoes a change that will impact the entire wizarding world. Harry once more finds himself different than everyone else and needs someone to help him deal with it. Along with the change comes a bond with a Vampire who has been denying his instincts for years. Can Harry adapt to his new powers and perception of the world? And can his mate overcome his desire to remain alone, realizing that his decision means life or death for them both?Ignores most of HBP and all of DH, takes plot liberties with other books as well. Most ratings and warnings are for later chapters.

[prompt from Tumblr anon: Maggie freaking out that she lost her engagement ring and trying to hide it from Alex who found it already.]

/jux·ta·po·si·tion/ n. the fact of two things being seen or placed close together with a contrasting effect. John Watson, sixteen-year-old new boy at St. Bartholomew's School, is assigned resident genius and nuisance Sherlock Holmes to be his roommate. While contending with schoolwork, exams, sports, friends, foes and family, they are entangled in a web of mysteries that soon seem far from coincidences. Will they be able to work out who is behind them - and, scarier still, will they admit that their friendship has grown into something more before it is too late? [TL;DR: Boarding school AU. Our protagonists wind up as roommates.]

Under the impression that Kenma and Shouyou have feelings for one another, Kuroo distances himself from Kenma to avoid hurting anyone.

Moon Butterfly's world comes to a screeching halt and she can do nothing but watch as it crumbles into dust around her, knowing that no matter what she does can never truly save the ashes.

Rick and Morty find themselves trapped in a dimension similar to their world. Unable to escape, they go to the nearest shelter, only to find themselves face to face with the entire Pines family. They are allowed to stay until the portal gun is fixed, but the question remains: How will they fare with the Pines?

Jungkook isn’t adjusting well to his new life as a bunnyboy. When Seokjin catches the baby rabbit rubbing his little cock obscenely against the furniture, the men are forced to do what’s best for their maknae. Jungkook objects vehemently.

based on a prompt in which one character had to be a water spirit Sherlock Holmes hates watching over Humans. Hates his job, taking care of the little village of Recheinbach. It's all boring. Boring and dull. All he has to do to keep himself busy is let it rain. Until a certain Human catches his eye, playing in his river. Suddenly, the young Water Spirit isn't so bored after all.

“What day is this?” you ask, pointing at camera eight. Sam is laughing just like you remember: a little bit sly, a little bit sarcastic, her teeth bright behind purple lipstick.“Just a day,” Danny replies with a shrug of his broad, strong shoulders. “Just an ordinary day when nothing exciting happened and no one got hurt.”

Evening shift at a convenience store.Night shift at a bar.Construction work when there is an opening. Hoseok's newest part-time job?Babysitting the out-of-control, unreadable, defiant son of the richest man in Korea.Hopefully, the hefty paycheck is worth the effort.

"When I really just wanted the honor of destroying you." Valerie couldn't help a grin as Phantom screeched, but it fell as a ring appeared around his waist. ________ One new piece of information scrambles all the other facts she'd thought she'd known.

It all starts one night when Keith gets a text from a wrong number. He's confused, a little worried, and very much not a therapist, but maybe that's exactly the kind of help Shiro needs. (Wrong number au mixed with a flower shop because I needed something fluffy. just let these boys live fml)

“Drink,” he instructs. “You need to get that ankle healed up, and it won’t take much.” The man raises his eyebrows, head rearing back in surprise. “You really think I’m stupid enough to let you turn me into a vampire here and now?” He scoffs, twirling his knife threateningly. “Fuck off.” Jeongguk can only stare at the man, mouth opening and closing as he tries to find the words to reassure him. “I-I’m not trying to turn you, I’m trying to heal you,” Jeongguk laughs in disbelief. “You do realize how stupid that would make me, right? It would be the complete opposite of our whole goal, I wouldn’t—" “Whatever.” The man interrupts, jerking his chin at the blood trickling down Jeongguk’s palm. “I’m not drinking that.” “Well you’re not going to make it to Seoul in that state,” Jeongguk argues. Or: Vampirism has taken over the world and humans are presumed to be extinct. Synthetic and animal blood is becoming less and less effective at keeping a vampire’s hunger at bay, so the Global Human Protection Organization is formed to search for human survivors. Jeongguk just never expected to find one covered in vampire blood.

Magnus gets a little creative sometimes when it comes to their sex life. And apparently, he has a bit of an exhibitionism kink. OR I wanted an excuse to write smut, it was 3 in the morning and insecure Magnus stole my heart again. No regrets.

Tony just wanted coffee, and maybe some banana pancakes. Was that so much to ask?