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Potter's Portrait

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“Oh not this moron again,” Harry Potter snarked from within his portrait. Augustus Longbottom, Minister for Magic, smiled weakly at his visitor, Head Auror Boot. “Well I never,” Boot spluttered. Potter rolled his eyes.
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“Oh not this moron again,” Harry Potter snarked from within his portrait. Augustus Longbottom, Minister for Magic, smiled weakly at his visitor, Head Auror Boot. “Well I never,” Boot spluttered. Potter rolled his eyes. “Just as pompous as Terry was, back in my day,” Potter continued. Augustus flic
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