Daniela & David (& Eli)

Phil and Steve have a little boy who naturally wants to grow up to be just like Captain America—at least until he realizes that heroes don’t need superpowers.

Harry starts asking slightly homophobic Louis questions, and Louis teaches him some things.

RATED EXPLICIT FOR A REASON. Snarry One-shot Fanfic! Harry Potter has a secret fantasy he wants to share with his Potions Professor. Gender isn't always important when it comes to love, nor is someone's sex. I don't own any of the characters, everything belongs to JK Rowling!

"Okay alright okay, enough feelings, back to the horny stuff, I'm evaporating here!"

Will’s skin was scrubbed nearly raw, his unkempt brunet ringlets were plastered to his forehead and, with the fluffy white towel clung to his bony hips, he looked positively angelic. Hannibal chided himself mentally for staring before clearing his throat behind a hand. Will is attacked while on a case and rather than calling the police or going to a hospital, he makes a late night visit to everyone's favourite cannibalistic psychiatrist.

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Dean still can't wrap his head around the fact that Castiel once had a female vessel. Castiel gives in to his boyfriend's fantasy but since he cannot just get another vessel, he uses his creativity instead.

Tokyo’s on the threshold of winter. Kaneki stuffs his hands in the pockets of his coat and keeps his head down, crossing the street under the bright glare of the skyscrapers and their video screens. There’s a nip in the evening air. People walk around him in a brisk pace, but don’t encroach on his personal bubble, and the punctuated peeping of the traffic lights speeds up as the green light starts to flicker. When he’s back on the boardwalk, someone catches his eye, a familiar someone in a gray coat standing at the brightly-lit shop window of a Dunkin’ Donuts. This might be his only chance. It’s stupid and rash, but his hands are trembling in his pockets and Kaneki just… wants. -- or what do you do with an attraction like this?

Bruce decides to finally show Joker his true identity.

Newt wants Hermann to dom him for the first time. Hermann enjoys it more than he thought he would.

It's Jeongguk and Yoongi's first day in their new home.

Following Kurloz was a terrible idea and you knew it. You're just unable to help it...like always. Something about him is a little too intoxicating.

A snippy sixteen-year-old is left in a house by her parents with a behavioral expert who has promised to fix her with his "methods".

Sherlock and Victor have been friends for a long time now. Sherlock has always known that Victor has feelings for him, but has never thought himself capable of loving another human in that way. That is until Gloria Scott, President of the LGBT Society comes with a curious case. Someone is sending her threats that all seem to revolve around the upcoming LGBT ball. Sherlock needs Victor's help to infiltrate the society in order to find out who is sending her these letters. In trying to solve the case though, Sherlock learns that sexuality isn't as black and white as he once thought.

The world keeps pushing him, demanding, because what he did wasn't enough. Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, but that wasn't enough, wasn't ever enough. Tony Stark was tired. But he had a planet to protect, even if everyone laughed at him whenever the prospect of alien invasions was brought up. He could count on one hand how many people he could trust, which was disheartening but then, what else was new? Or, In which Tony does not, in fact, intend to take over the world. ...unfortunately, everyone else missed that particular memo. [gradual divergence from canon, starting at the end of Iron Man 3. In which it's Tony's self-awareness, rather than his support system, that becomes a cryptid sometime during Phase II.]

Daryl was always overly gentle with him, cautious and shy enough that Paul wondered if maybe the older man had been a virgin that first night when things had boiled over between them. Fortunately Paul was used to being the more dominant partner in his relationships, anyway. He adored topping Daryl, guiding him through all kinds of pleasures and intimacies he was pretty sure the other man had never have experienced before. Aggressive Daryl was different. Hot as fuck, but still… different.

Emily Potter (fem!Harry) receives a letter from Gringotts in her sixth-year summer about something urgent. It turns out that there is a will passing down the Potter family, inherited only by a very few members of the family. Emily is one of them. Emily's life takes a turn for the better since inheriting the Will of Potters, and for the first time in her life, she's enjoying herself. Futa on female, Metamorphmagus sex, underage sex. Tags will be added as the story progesses.

It wasn't always like this. Once upon a time you were friends. And now he can't even stand to be in your presence.

Harry is reading the muggle paper one morning after the war has ended and he sees a familiar face.

In which Merlin unwittingly leads a double life.

Alex has a surprise for Maggie. Maggie is about to get crazy.

Just a collection of shorter Spirk things I've posted on tumblr. Each chapter is labelled with the prompt title and the rating (T/M/E). I'll be adding to this occasionally :) Other tags may be added with later chapters.

Blake and Yang share their bed once again for this epic retelling. Hilarity ensued once, and so it shall again.

Various Sherstrade drabbles I've written and posted to my prompts tumblr. Various situations, from fluff to crack to smut to anything I'm prompted with.

When the Arena falls and Brutus dies, Lyme leaves for District 13. It's soon clear that Alma Coin is less than perfect, but with her best friend dead and no other options, Lyme vows to make the best of her decision. Meanwhile, Brutus' youngest Victor joins President Snow in the Capitol to be the symbol of loyalty and the voice of her people as District 2 prepares for war. The twist: when Brutus fell, the hovercraft team who retrieved his corpse fought to resuscitate him, refusing to stand by and watch their hero die. A second rebellion — split off from District 13, fearing that Alma Coin had gone too far — saw their opportunity to gather fighters and a potentially valuable symbol, and recruit them to fight against both the Capitol and District 13. The Victors of District 2 are now split along five fronts: Enobaria in custody in the Capitol; Lyme and Claudius in District 13; Petra, Ronan and Odin in the Capitol; Brutus and the Peacekeepers who turned traitor to save him in District 8; and the rest at home in District 2, mourning and waiting and fearing whatever is to come. Some things will change, some will not, but one thing is true: District 2's Victors have the chance to make it out alive.

Dumbledore tries to kill both Severus and Harry, however they are mates to each other so his plan back fires on him.

Most people think Newton doesn't believe in marriage. That's not entirely true.* *This is a story about Monica Schwartz's A+ parenting skills. (It's all about her, just the way she likes.)

When Severus Snape is attacked by a unicorn in the Forbidden Forest he is bestowed a most beautiful and unwilling of gifts.

Draco notices Harry drop his journal and decides to read what the goody two-shoes Savior of the Wizarding World has written, only to be shocked!