BnHA One-Shots & Headcanons (NSFW edition)

No one, not even Jim Kirk, magically wakes up two weeks after dying, looking gorgeous and functioning perfectly. A lot of shit has to go down first... A previously published and now re-posted add-on to STID.

When Derek's away.... the baby has a meltdown and Stiles can't handle it. All he wants is for the baby to stop crying. Is that too much to ask?

Violence was a current humming under his skin like a live wire exposed under water. The ferocity of it waxed and waned but never rested - never subsided enough to be forgotten. It left him feeling raw and upended on a good day… and then there were the bad days. Or That one time Jason realized bottling everything up might not be such a good idea after all. Now featuring some Dick chapters. All puns intended.

You kicked his ass before seducing him.

Nico is tired. He's tired of trying. He's tired of hoping. He's tired of coping. He's tired of existing. He's tired of breathing. He's tired of living. He's done.--------------The long awaited (by like no one) extended version of Tired.

Erin Gilbert's on tenure track at Columbia, and her life is boring, but fine - until her former best friend Abby publishes their book without her permission. When Erin goes to see Abby about this, she has no idea of the changes awaiting her - and of the gifted people she'll meet along the way. A re-telling of Ghostbusters with a twist ;)

Fucking in a room that knows what you're thinking might just be full of surprises.

There were a few things Newt regretted in her life. Getting pregnant by Hannibal Chau was one of them. Girl!Newt AU.

"Her Jingyan stood at the end of the room, hands loosely clasped behind him, back a strong line, eyes sweeping out over the courtyard and its minute details with a keen light. For a moment, Mei Changsu’s mind superimposed a different figure—a little more coltish, a little looser even in armor—, standing on battleground and watching the troops ready themselves. She could almost still feel the tense heat of him, right by her side." The Lin family's only daughter was everything they could have hoped for in a son. If it weren't for this, she might not have died at Meiling, with her father and the 70,000 soldiers of the Chiyan army. Thirteen years later, the mysterious jianghu leader Sir Mei is revealed to be a woman, tops the Lang Ya List of Beauties, comes to Jinling, and enters Prince Jing's service.

His cane clacks against the hard floor as he walks over to the other side of the lab, the sound like a thunderclap, while Newt gapes at him, cause was this guy fucking serious?

“How sweet, Loki got himself a boyfriend. Even better now we’ve got…” “You don’t understand, agent Barton.” Thor’s shock and amazement had quickly turned into horror. “That necklace means Loki is in love. You won’t like him when he is in love."

After Dean's badly hurt in a confrontation with Abbadon, Sam has a conversation with his brother about their future. Dean gets Castiel involved.

The thing that surprises Will most about sleeping with Hannibal is how hungry he is for it.

“That looks like it came from the Juniors section.” Bucky’s just leaning back against the countertop letting the garish glitter-green t-shirt ride up his midsection, watching Steve knowingly—reading everything Steve’s thinking and shifting his hips wordlessly, idly in response with the smirk in his eyes and not his lips, because Bucky knows that the plush pout of those lips won’t tempt the same way if he lets them quirk upward. Steve, for probably the millionth time since he kissed that stunning mouth, sweet as it’d ever looked, for the first time in 1934—Steve thinks, most likely, that for all the shit out there that’s ever been aiming to end him, from aliens to his own failing body? James Buchanan Barnes is going to be the goddamn death of him. Or: Bucky takes the whole Kiss Me, I'm Irish thing to a new (infuriating, tantalizing) level. (Gift-Fic Extravaganza, 8/25)

When Zoro has one foot in each world after his fight with Mihawk, Sanji's voice seems to bring him back from the brink. Little do they know what this means and what will unfold. /“Sleep well. They’re worried about you.” Sanji doesn’t expect a response but Zoro’s face turning in his direction with his eyes still closed like he’s looking for him somehow makes Sanji pause. Sanji furrows his brows and approaches again. “Can you–can you hear me?” He feels like a fool saying it out loud but he swears Zoro perks up from hearing it. Sanji suddenly breaks out into a cold sweat. “Well, this is insane.” Sanji has to voice out loud the complete obvious.

When two Bratva captains meet things heat up quickly. (prompt)

What he saw, took all breathe from his lungs. He found himself almost face to snout with a large and powerful predator that could kill him in an instant. Yet the great cat with the golden mane did not pay him much attention.Part 12 of the ABC of Obi-Wan Kenobi

When Raylan was banished to the Lexington office, he didn't expect it to last long. Every office in the country was chomping at the bit to have an Alpha deputy, even an Alpha like Raylan. For all the chaos Alphas seemed to bring, they also brought results. Raylan walked into the quaint Lexington office and smiled as Art met him halfway. He subtly clocked the deputies sitting at their desks, the lights dim, everyone just wrapping up for the night. Their inoffensive beta scents lingering slightly in the air. Nothing much to see here.

Nanu thought his night would be uneventful until he finds his Persian outside the station, and with it, an unconscious Guzma. Nanu was wrong; his night and the following days were going to be more eventful, and interesting, than he bargained for. A year and a half later, Nanu is recruited to help either kill or capture the Ultra Beasts that had come to Alola through Lusamine’s actions. When the hunt for the UBs starts, Nanu does not like how many people begin to involve themselves in the dangerous matter. But the only person that Nanu really doesn’t want to get involved in the Ultra Beast hunt is Guzma, because anyone who is a Faller is in danger. And Nanu doesn’t want the past to repeat itself. Chapter 15 is now finished!

Steve and Tony from Avengers Assemble open a counseling service for all the other Steves and Tonys from across the multiverse. God knows they need it.

Jesse is a little shit and Hanzo teaches him a lesson. (its literally just porn)

Emily Potter (fem!Harry) receives a letter from Gringotts in her sixth-year summer about something urgent. It turns out that there is a will passing down the Potter family, inherited only by a very few members of the family. Emily is one of them. Emily's life takes a turn for the better since inheriting the Will of Potters, and for the first time in her life, she's enjoying herself. Futa on female, Metamorphmagus sex, underage sex. Tags will be added as the story progesses.

Lena is dating the woman of her dreams and she couldn’t be happier. Well, perhaps she could be a little bit happier, if her girlfriend would stop dating other people. But, really, there’s only so much happiness one person can handle, isn’t there? She can adjust. (In which Lena thinks she and Kara are dating, Kara has no idea, and Mon-El makes everything worse.)

Shiro didn’t know how he hadn’t seen it before. These two helpless space boys were obviously in love with each other, and they were both oblivious to it. Shiro smiled to himself as the rest of the team carried on their teasing, in the dark of his newfound revelation. If kissing was what Pidge wanted, he thought. Then Operation Get Keith and Lance Together has begun.