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"You're a virgin," Jackson says. "Everyone says you're a virgin.""Everyone but me," Stiles points out.More silence. Stiles thinks he can hear crickets chirping. "I'm kinda cold," he complains."Well when were you not a virgin anymore?" Isaac asks, perplexed.

Stiles makes Derek a truly fantastic dinner for Thanksgiving! And his pussy is the first course, of course! (Includes NSFW [cover] art.)

During the hearing in front of the entire Wizengamot, Harry asks one simple question. Because of that, things change.

To be honest, this whole thing started because Jinwoo wanted a fighting dragon in his army. And of course, Osbourne, who has embraced the energy of The Absolute Dad™ has decided to indulge and spoil his successor for one last time before his eternal vacation. Hades wasn’t the only one who has a new successor, damn it. Or The man who defies death crossed paths with the man who embraces death. King of the Dead and King of the Underworld are Companions of Death and Eternity. They are also doting fathers to their respective sons. Chaos ensues. KDJC wants a refund. (The crossover I desperately wanted but no one has written for me so I said 'fuck it' and write one myself.) P/S:I have recently been informed that this fic somehow bred a server full of chaos. You're always welcome to join as long as you be respectful to the rest of us. I know the regular SL/ORV fandoms look at us and wonder what kind of crack we're on but I assure you we don't do drugs in this household. We're just a little bit chaotic but you'll get used to it. Feel free to join us here if you're interested :Orv x SL discord server

Being a Parselmouth came with the inherent predisposition to understand snake behaviours and imitate them. It was relieving Harry wasn’t going to kill anyone with venom, nor petrify them with his gaze. But also, somewhat frustrating as it was all completely useless. None of the skills that came with being a Parselmouth would help Harry survive Voldemort. It might, in fact, have the opposite effect. For all Riddle's fury that Harry was the cause of his elder self’s defeat, he was fascinated by the fact Harry was also a Parselmouth. He had grabbed Harry’s face, turning him side to side looking bemusedly enraptured by Harry’s threat display. “At your age, I was imitating much more vicious snakes than this, Harry.” That may have been all well and good, but Harry didn’t feel very vicious. He felt very threatened and in over his head.

Of course Draco’s orgasm hits him right as Potter does the one thing he’s not supposed to do. Of fucking course. Or, the blood curse lingering over the Malfoys has landed on Draco, and he’s doomed to get knocked up by the first cock that gets inside his cunt. Just his luck that cock ends up being Harry Potter’s.

Aizawa gets adopted by a… crime fighting cat? (Featuring: Time traveler Catzuku who attaches himself to Aizawa and refuses to leave, an exceedingly tired Aizawa who regrets ever letting this thing into his home, All Might frantically searching for his lost successor, and a collection of very baffled everybody else who sit by and watch the chaos) Warning: Currently on Hiatus

when clint pranks peter parker by leaving green slime all over his room, including all of his clothes except his business suits, peter is forced to wear an armani suit into school for the day. cue midtown collectively being like…wtf (bc when did peter get abs? and how does the boy look so hot in a suit?)

Attractive as sin and fucking loaded. Jeongguk is suddenly struggling to remember what a heterosexuality is and how that is a concept that could possibly apply to him. OR the one where park jimin's charms help jeongguk see the gay light

Hell's inhabitants are running wild with the news of Lucifer and Alastor's recent "scandal." On his outing to meet with the other Overlords, Alastor contemplates how to get rid of this annoying rumor...or how to manipulate it to his advantage. AKA Alastor wants to talk about Charlie's hotel, please and thank you, the Overlords want that hot gossip, and Vox is having a meltdown.

The only thing stupider than getting killed is getting killed because there’s not enough fiber in your diet. Written for derekstiles at DW.

“It wouldn’t solve my issue anyway,” Namjoon says loudly again, going back to what’s important. “And what would?” Hoseok asks. “Bottoming,” Namjoon states. “I need to do it.” Jimin’s eyes and smile widen. “Need?” Seokjin asks, laughing. “For research,” Namjoon says and means it. This fic has been translated to Russian, Italian, Spanish and Portuguese on wattpad and ao3 <3

Once a year, every year the Hero Association has an charity auction. This year things take an interesting turn Web Comic Spoilers!

In which Steve and Natasha make Bucky spend time with the Avengers, Tony is sick, and Natasha is unhelpful.

Having a demon for a friend might make babysitting these little monsters just a little better. HieixReader

Zarkon helps deliver a baby. This is less cracky than it sounds.

There are chances that, even in a world full of tea, the most heartfelt sentiments manifest in times so simple and quaint. That is, if you leave open your heart to the things and people deserving of your affections the most. (or that one teabag!Victuri fic no one asked for)