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"Damn, can't believe there's R34 of Hilbert's Hotel"-AO3 user qeveq One night, you fell asleep and dreamed of a strange, infinitely-tall hotel floating in a black void. Inside, the kitsune receptionist tells you that, in this Hotel, you can make love with anyone you want. All you have to do is pick a girl and the receptionist will take you to her room. In Hotel Fantasia, the possibilities are endless.(Please note that this story contains way more characters than listed in the tags. Please read the chapter list to see if there's a specific character you want to read about.) (This is an 18+ story. Requests currently open, but please read the rules:)1: Don't request too many characters.2: No furries, bestiality, futas, genderbends, etc.3. All characters are assumed to be the same age/older than the reader. Don't request an underage character who can't be easily aged up.4. No characters from mods or other fanfiction.)Beside those rules, go ahead and request any female character you want. [Exceptions aren't the rule.] (Next chapter delayed due to circumstances. Sorry!)

Agent-2: This is the dedicated New New Squidbeak Splatoon and associates chat, so please keep the content only work related.Neo3: yes maam understoodagentFUN: oh maragentFUN: anyways what be happening in everyones livesAgent-2: Callie, no. The Captain of the New New Squidbeak Splatoon makes the mistake of creating a group chat. Hijinks ensue.

A universe where characters are either female or futanari and the multitude of questions they are asked by bored, horny readers.

Who says nice guys finished last? Especislly when you’re talking about our favourite imp noi to have come out of the circle of greed,Millie’s one and omly and a boy who was raised right by his oh o sweet but gone too soon mama,that artistic murderous bisexual hitman we all know as Moxxie. Among my personal fave list of guys I consider deserve every and any bit of harem fics and art smut and love and yet still little to not enough of it going on around this part of the internet. So come along as we see this thrill ride thst proves why Millie married the guy and why it’s a known fact bitches love the Moxxie!!

Ficlet collection from multiple series. Ten ficlets a chapter, with any fic five-hundred words or more receiving its own chapter. Updated in a haphazard and untimely manner.

The sequel nobody asked for is here! A collection of smut prompts, ranging from 500-1,000+ words, containing a variety of your favorite series, characters, and fetishes. These are normally created for fun and/or writing practice, and I have once again decided to share these little horny stories with the world! Updated in an even more haphazard and untimely manner than the original. Will your favorite character appear? Will any of these prompts be expanded into their own full story? Will I take requests this time? Who knows? I don't!

Agent Four loves to battle. Agent Three has wayyy too much emotional baggage. Agent Eight is clueless. Agent Four falls helplessly in love with Agent Eight. Agent Eight doesn't know how to express the feeling is mutual. Agent Three's past comes back to haunt her- and the rest of the New Squidbeak Splatoon. Cap'n Cuttlefish is the hypeman, or something. --- "Have...have you ever fallen in love before?" The agent looked up at the star-scattered sky.The octarian turned towards him and smiled."That's a funny question. You're just going to have to wait and see." ---Please enjoy hehe EDIT 4/22/19: Ive begun editing! I will be fixing clunky dialogue and any misconceptions. I will get back to work on Memory Cake soon I promise! I’m just lazyEDIT 10/3/19: I’ve finished editing and I’m Free. Thanks for reading I guess lmaoEDIT 9/16/22: the rewrite begins . grins

Lots of inkfish living in Splatsville, Inkopolis, or other towns and cities simp of Shiver. I mean, they're hot. It's reasonable. But, when two cephalopods go to certain measures to date Shiver, things go crazy. Shiver now has to escape these horny inkfish before it's too late...

The origin stories of the New Squidbeak Splatoon’s four famous agents! From Agent 3’s legendary battle in Octo Valley to Neo Agent 3’s epic clash in outer space, this is how the splatoon became what it is today.