molly weasley bashing

The clandestine project's goal is to bring back raptors but also make them docile and fit for human companionship. The unanticipated side effects? They're incredibly horny, attracted to humans, and clever enough to stage an escape. You can probably expect what happens next, even if it takes the scientists by surprise. Written for a user on FA; ideas and characters are theirs. Multi-chapter fic; note that actual dinosaur sex isn't expected to begin until the second chapter! First is establishing the world and characters.

Something strange happened to Harry during a Death Eater attack. He finds himself suddenly facing an entire pack of angry raptors, two raptor eggs, and four scared humans. Its just his luck that the raptors understand Parseltongue.

Humans have fun with many Dinosaurs.

When Peter accepted a job offer in the new Jurassic Park, he was not expecting to be thrown to the Raptors. Nor was he expecting to like them so much.A Jurassic world crossover where Peter is pretty much Owen Brady and the Raptors are lovable puppies that Peter loves. And Wade is a raptor.But there's a human Wade too. It's better then it sounds I promise.

Gunnar Norgaard needs to propose to his lady and goes to his teammates for help. Unfortunately, he doesn't find much.

Mark comes back to hockey and Ronny leaves his contacts in the hotel. Funnier than it sounds. I hope. You will want to read at least "Man Down" before reading this. Semyon Varlamov really is the goalie for the Colorado Avalanche.