You Could Never Disappoint Me

"Are you serious, Tony?" Bruce quirked a brow, not bothering to hide the wide grin that just got wider when Tony did a little shimmy up to him. "This is going to make me relax?"

In the middle of remodeling their old apartment, Mac realizes he won't need his old room anymore, which only means he can finally have his private gym... and what a better way to congratulate himself for his great idea than with a heavy work out session.

Harry likes to touch himself at night.

This wasn’t Total Drama. This was, arguably, something worse. “For this summer, instead of another season of Total Drama, we’ll be filming a spin-off. There will be no elimination, no challenges. Just the sixteen of you and some cameras, staying in one of my many private beachfront villas." "...You also have zero contact with the outside world, not even the internet! Just you, your friends, your enemies, your past drama. You’ll be staying the entire summer, and there are no prizes!” ... AKA. The reboot cast being forced to live together in a giant beach mansion. Slice of life, anyone?

Emma and Regina have been having a movie night for months now, and Emma's been hiding a secret from Regina the entire time. She's been performing a concealing spell to hide the fact that every time they curl up to watch a movie, she ends up in a raging hard-on. What happens when Regina discovers Emma's secret? Spoiler alert: Porn happens. This is porn. This has been turned into a fic. After sleeping together twice, Regina finds herself carrying a little part of Emma inside of her for the next 9 months... what happens when a terrified Regina realises she must tell Emma that she is pregnant?

Accidental masked vigilante Victor Nikiforov. Or: how Victor's impulsiveness backfires and creates one of the greatest living internet memes to ever come out of Russia. Russian | Vietnamese

Yuri has recently lost his grandfather, who we all know he was very close to.When a Paparazzi infiltrates the Russian rink, Yuuri intervenes before security can.

Draco has discovered the moment when everything changed for his family and doomed them to their downfall post-war. He can go back in time and change that--if he's willing to let the spell burn his life up. But Draco feels he has little left to lose, so he begins the spell, not knowing exactly what will happen at the end.

WARNING : DARK, DARK, DARK! TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR IMPLIED TORTURE, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, AND PTSD! Erik leads a team of retrieval specialists, rescuing mutants from private and government labs. On one such mission, they discover Charles Xavier, brother of one of their compatriots, missing for nearly five years. He has been horribly abused, left locked inside his mind... Partially inspired by Metallica's "One."

repost, written for the Famous Last Words Challenge. Harry and Severus are bonded and Severus isn't happy about it. He thinks he knows what he wants only to find out that he's had what he's needed all along.

Jim suffers from a lot of allergies. Maybe too many to be humanly possible. How does he cope?

Exactly what it says on the tin. So sweet it'll make your teeth ache.

Trapped underground after a mission gone wrong, May and Daisy have an unexpected conversation about the past. Post 4x11. May/Daisy mother/daughter. (Mild violence and language)

In the dark of the night Hermione struggles to deal with the aftermath of the war. Fred promises to help her through it in his own way.

Everyone has their secrets. Zack's is just a little more...unusual than others'.

At age four, Draco found the Mirror of Erised, an object made by his great-grandmother to bring her heirs their desires while destroying anyone else who gazes into its depths by showing them maddening illusions, and wished for the Dark to rise once more. At age eleven, Draco meets his lord, age thirteen, through the mirror. Tom uses him to rise to power but ends up wanting more from Draco as they age... much more.

Ray always knew of The Vagabond- but like most other people in the city, he'd never seen more than a flash of a skull mask, heard the roar of a supercar down the street, listened to the whispered rumours about a group of criminals that were sub-human, with magic glowing from their fingertips and pouring from their eye-sockets. Ray never paid much attention to rumours. As far as he was concerned- he and Michael were a pretty efficient enough team on their own, powers or otherwise. So when the ever elusive Geoff Ramsey takes an interest in them, he's skeptical. it's just hard to keep someone as mysterious as The Vagabond at arms length when he's so fucking addictive. // “I have a reasonably approximate knowledge about most of the people in this city.” The Vagabond shrugged as they walked towards the doors. “However, I pride myself on having extensive knowledge of the people Geoff take interest in, Ray Narvaez Jr.”

“There are only ten of you. Well. Nine.” Felix’s boot kicks lightly against the corpse’s side, blood spilling from its ripped open chest and staining the floor. He tilts his head slightly, before he drops the man’s heart, which hits the floor with a sickening squish. He flashes the attackers a grin, teeth on display, scales shimmering across his skin, radiant as the sun. These people hurt his family. There is no mercy, here. “You’d have needed more than that.” aka. an escaped dragon, a tired team dad, and an evil organization walk into a bar. there’s not really a joke if nobody’s laughing.

Sequel to Is The Word Tailhole Hot. It's been a month, and the full moon is rolling around again. Stiles is feeling distinctly uncomfortable and uh. Aroused.

Kaito and Conan get stuck in one of Kaito's rope traps and the situation gets awkward fast.

A snippy sixteen-year-old is left in a house by her parents with a behavioral expert who has promised to fix her with his "methods".

While being locked in a lab with Lester wasn't the worst situation Connor had ever been in, it was still pretty bad.