“Finch, are you sure I shouldn’t have dressed a bit more… inconspicuously?” John smiled at the young child clamoring at his feet for attention. Using a simple bit of sleight of hand, John pulled a lollypop from thin air. The child widened his eyes in amazement before scrambling away with the goody.

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