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Femboy Hooters & Goth iHop

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“Oh calm down, I won't call the cops. For now”, he stared down at Hinata, who was now shaking and mouth agape. He took everything way too serious, which was fun for Oikawa most of the time. Hinata was about to start a bumbling defense when Oikawa cut him off short. “If you're wondering why he gets so many tips it's because he's hot. In that mysterious and aloof kind of way.” Even though he was over half a foot taller than him, Oikawa looked down at Hinata through thick brown lashes. “Men love what they can't have.” ~~~ Based on the au series of @val_kurry art on ig.
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“Table three is asking for refills on drinks.” Akaashi suppressed a sigh. “This is the third time,” he said more so to himself. Oikawa smirked, ”Don't shoot the messenger,” he said with a tilt of his head while setting down a stack of trays. Akaashi started his journey over to the table, with man
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