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A Letter From Dave Strider to the Serial Killer Holding Him Hostage
内田 健

A Letter From Dave Strider to the Serial Killer Holding Him Hostage

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First, may I just say, thank you for selecting me as your latest victim. This thing you have about nubile young platinum blonds? Classic serial killer. But anyway, that's not why I'm writing you this letter. I'm writing this because I guess you got bored and thought making me beg for mercy via hastily scribbled note would be hilarious? I don't even know, man. But here we are, me with my urine-stained notebook paper and you with your getting-off-on-serial-killing thing. So let's go. Top Five list. The hit parade of reasons why not to kill me.
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Dear Sir, First, may I just say, thank you for selecting me as your latest victim. Really. This thing you have about nubile young platinum blonds? Classic serial killer. And the way you locked me in your dank as fuck basement and fed me moldy bread for two weeks? Wonderful. Totally endearing. Gonna
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