What Has Eight Tentacles and Isn't Allowed to Eat Pie?

He’s not her boss anymore, but that’s hard to remember when he’s sitting next to her in his suit and tie and looking every bit like he’s about to drain his glass and murmur, wheels up. She’s not his subordinate anymore, but she feels absolutely subordinate in trousers crushed from the plane ride, a shirt that has spots of alcohol on the sleeve, and with her make-up all washed off. And she’s not supposed to be here, he’s not supposed to know. Everything tonight is breaking all the rules.

"Lying here though, in his half-built boat with a good quarter bottle of bourbon warming his stomach he really can't help but think about it. About him. About Tony."

Zayn, 18, fucks his brother, Niall, 15.

Slytherin! Harry HP/tmr. What if it was Snape that came to get Harry instead of Hagrid? How will the boy-who-lived be different if he were in slytherin?Creature fic

Sleepy Hollow in space. So one of my bingo squares for One Million Words was "Verse". Naturally, I could only interpret that to mean "SciFi AU".

What if the maze scene ended differently. Felix makes a rash decision of taking what he wants from Oliver. But will he be comfortable with going so far with his former friend? How will he lash out as he tries to hide his inner dilemma? Oliver is always willing to be burnt down for Felix. The others in Felix's life? Not so willing. “So, you’re just giving me what I want?” Felix responds, “I’m pretty sure I know what I want. And if you won’t fucking leave me alone, I’ll take it from you.” Felix pushes Oliver off of him, then grabs his arm and pulls Oliver along after him. The champagne bottle drops from Oliver’s hand as he’s quickly pulled back into the maze. Felix marches back through the maze without pause.

You asked for it, now here you go ~ Read 'Teach Me A Lesson, Hyung" and "Take Me, Hyung" prior to this. Will there be another part? Oh darling, this is only the beginning ~

“What is it you win again?” “You.” “What?” “If you win I’ll give you money for a taxi so you can get back to the dorms, but if I win, I own you.” Or: a seemingly innocent game of Go Fish evolved into something neither one of them had ever expected.Love was just a four letter word until they gave it life.

What happens one day when Taehyung and Jungkook wake up one day as little kids, remembering nothing, scaring Hoseok to death and waking up Yoongi. It doesn't help that they only seem to want Jimin and Yoongi. Now its time for Yoongi and Jimin to play house, deal with a 4 year old and a 6 year old and deal with their own feelings, until they somehow how turn Taehyung and Jungkook back to their normal ages. OR Jungkook and Taehyung hatch a plan to FINALLY get Yoongi to confess to Jimin.

Ed has allowed himself to be imprisoned in Arkham, but he can't seem to stay out of trouble long enough to accomplish his business there. Two weeks after his sentence began, Oswald intervenes.

Two desperate men decide to kidnap a prominent citizen's son. The son is a hyperactive little git who makes them think twice. And... for purposes of the fic, Red Chief is much less breakable.

He’d never tell a soul, but he was terrified of storms.

Jeongguk spent months preparing to adopt a doberman hybrid, so when a mutt hybrid is dropped off at his house instead, he has to learn how to care for something a gentle and delicate as the puppy.

For a brief moment, he feels the frantic beat of his heart skidding faster, each pulse tripping over the next, and considers jumping out the window. Better to die than embarrass myself in front of Beka, he thinks. He discards the idea only because 1) they’re on the first floor, 2) he’s not a fucking quitter, and 3) he really, really wants to get fucked tonight.

After all that happened with the Darach and Alpha Pack, Derek leaves town without a word which kind of ticks off Stiles, but then there are water hags and goblins and visiting packs to deal with and time moves on. Stiles and Lydia grow closer, she as his anchor for the darkness within him, he just thrilled she's talking to him, until the inevitable happens and they have sex then start dating (trust Stiles to do it backwards). Everything's great and then Derek returns and Lydia reveals both a secret and something she's known for a long time. Stiles is mostly confused and Derek constipated, but she's the alpha female and will have her way.

What happens when Sam goes on her first date and it goes badly? Big brother is there to kiss her booboos, of course.

Michael, a computer engineering major at the University of Austin, has only recently suffered from a break-up with his long-time girlfriend, Lindsay. This quickly makes him one of the most insufferable people in Ray’s circle of friends. Worried and more than a little tired of his best friend’s sulking, Ray winds up getting VIP reservations to what Miles and Kerry dubbed as the “best strip club in the city”. Coming into the bar that night, Michael and Ray discover that their friends might’ve left out one incredibly important detail. Gavin, a struggling university student trying to make ends meet, is one of the most sought-after dancers in Cockbyte, one of the many strip clubs owned by famed adult gay media producer Burnie Burns. He gets assigned to a VIP room one night, only to find out that the guy he’s supposed to entertain isn’t exactly ready for it. Or, just for the fact that they were actually in a gay strip club.

In which Jimin just wanted to go to sleep but Hoseok had other plans.

A series of ficlets, jumbled thoughts, and scenes from Tyler Joseph's senior year at St. John's Catholic Boarding School for Young men, highlighted mostly by his growing relationship with a certain young teacher; Professor Joshua Dun. Tyler wasn't a rebel, but even good boys like to be bad. And Professor Dun wasn't unorthodox, just very, very dedicated. (NOT ABANDONED! just very slow updates!!)

Nico Di Angelo barely escaped from Tartarus with his life -and his sanity - but the land of the living presents a whole new kind of pain. Namely in the form of one Son of Poseidon. Nico's journey from The Last Olympian to the Trials of Apollo. WARNING SPOILERS

Sirius’ breath puffed a warm tickle around his ear. “You’re gorgeous... I want to take you out, somewhere nice, away from Prongs and Evans. Can I?” Remus opened his mouth, but the yes he had intended instead came out, “Why?”

A week has passed since the angels were forced to retreat and the Extermination was cancelled; the Hazbin Hotel has been rebuilt, peace reigns again, and although the demons still seem reluctant to embark on the path of redemption Charlie is optimistic about the future. That is, at least until an unexpected guest shows up at her door asking for help, revealing the first of a long series of secrets that Heaven and Hell have kept for centuries. With the discovery that redemption is possible, the return of an enemy who was thought to be defeated, the emergence of new threats, Hell which increasingly descends into chaos where the most evil are the masters, and more and more hidden truths that come to light, what will happen to the Hazbin Hotel? Will Charlie and her friends be able to at least save themselves, or will they be consumed by the anarchy into which the entire cosmos is slowly sinking? This fanfiction has:-) Bible lore;-) Adam development;-) Charlie development;-) Adam backstory;-) Some Blitz development;-) New angels, including Michael;-) Lilith will appear;-) The Sins will appear;-) The Vees will be villains;And many more.

Dean has a gift – he can see things. Things that others wouldn't see, motive and calm control between the splatters of blood and fractured mirrors. He solves crimes others simply can't. When bodies are piling up all around him, Dean starts to feel as though he's drowning in it, falling under the weight of his own helpless observations, until he finds something unbreakable. Unwavering. Castiel – if only the man was as good for him as he appears.

“Your logic is incredibly upsetting,” says Minho. His skin crawls– the air in his lungs feels gummy. “You really think–” “Things like this are going to keep happening,” Seungmin interrupts again, and he doesn’t have to specify what this means for Minho to once again be harassed with snapshots of Seungmin beneath him, breathless, calling him sexy. His confidence is starting to slip, mouth being drawn into a tight, thin line. “I’m– if we just fuck and get it over with, we can move on with our lives.” It’s a terrible idea. It’s a terrible fucking idea, and yet.