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Neil enrolls at Columbia High School and remarkably fails at remaining invisible

Alec and Magnus discuss what happened with Rafael and Izzy.

The sad thing was, Gon almost didn’t recognize his best friend. Not because Gon was a bad friend. Far from it; he could usually find Killua in a crowd just from the hunch of his shoulders, the hands shoved in his pockets. Gon didn’t need to see the starlight-silver hair or flash of midnight blue eyes to recognize the person Gon had grown up with his whole life. This, though. This was entirely different. “What’s the matter, Gon?” Killua asked, familiar smirk growing underneath an unfamiliar mask. “Cat got your tongue?” Gon was too speechless to respond to the pun. (Miraculous Ladybug au, with Gon as Ladybug and Killua as Chat!)

For their one year anniversary, Noctis thinks the present he should get Prompto should be meaningful and special. But also, Noctis believes Prompto deserves everything, so getting him a present is not an easy thing. That is, until Prompto jokingly suggests they buy a bouncing castle. Well, Noctis is rich, so what could possibly go wrong? Or, the one where Noctis doesn't know Prompto is joking and accidentally buys too much stuff.

Barnaby recounts his master's final moments to the Arisen as she recovers from battle.

After a newly elected President Tubbo is shot at during an address, his paranoia and fear forces him to send his daughter away to the countryside with his bodyguard, Fit, and his personal driver, Pac, in order to keep her safe. Fit and Pac are tasked with protecting her until Tubbo takes down those behind the shooting, and in that time things start to change between them. OR this is the fitmc bodyguard x pac driver au where they take care of sunny, share a house in the country for months and months, and try not to fall in love with each other while technically on the job

When Garth asked Jason what phrases he wanted translated, the mer hunched down in the water and blew furious bubbles before huffing, “No.” Garth frowned. You already know how to say that. What other things do you need to be able to say to Bruce and Alfred? Of the speech, Bruce recognized his name and maybe Alfred’s. It made it feel like something was clawing inside his chest, knowing that he couldn’t communicate properly with this child living in his pool. Jason curled his lip back. I know human words. You really don’t. --- Or: Mer Jason's recovery from trafficking.

After Husk has to rescue a drugged out, over worked Angel Dust things start to spiral out of control. It turns out Valentino doesn't like it when people take away the toy he is playing with. Alastor doesn't take kindly to his property acting out of turn and trying to start a war he isn't yet ready for.This all started from the theory that Val is able to make a love potion from his saliva.

Nonlinear chapters about each of the members having and dealing with nightmares.

Adam was many things: the first human in the world, the first mortal made angel, the commander of the Exorcist, the Dickmaster and overall just a fucking awesome person. A long time ago he was also a Father. And when he almost made himself forget about that particular title, the universe made sure to remind him of it.

Hermione realizes Harry is a horcrux in the Forest of Dean. Harry decides to mock Voldemort about it, and somehow things get better for everyone from there.*******************A valentine's day story written for CloverWoodss who wanted a fic of Voldemort sending Harry a dick pic.

Archivist’s note: a selection from correspondence penned by Nathaniel Howe, a Grey Warden who served shortly following the Fifth Blight. These were discovered among his personal effects following his death, and as such were likely never sent to their intended recipients.

Stiles and Stuart look out for each other, but they still have back-up plans, in case of an emergency. Over here if you prefer tumblr: http://leastlikelyto.tumblr.com/post/64434862669/polaris-posts-this-and-runs-away-and-hides-some-more

A human working at a brothel in Booty Bay receives an unexpected customer.

Nick finds himself deciding to work with agent Jack Savage in a new unit that specializes in undercover infiltration and information gathering. But the fox soon finds out that this decision will change the course of his life along a different path then expected; a path filled with both tragedy as well as love.

What if Tinker Bell had joined the group in their quest to find a way off the island? When the group stumbles upon Neal in their search for Henry in Neverland, they are afraid he is a mere vision. Tinker Bell quickly figures out a way for them to find out. But the powder used in the Fairy`s plan has a mind of its own… As does Emma`s heart apparently. A Swan Queen Story. "Now on the other side of the bargain, Emma did not find the sparks so tiny, or amusing for that matter. She felt her eyes widen and found herself unable to move as they raced towards her, threatening to collide with her chest."

They hadn’t even been on the surface two weeks when Frisk declared they wanted to take a road trip. They wouldn’t say why. They wouldn’t say where to exactly, either. Just that it was apparently quite far away from Mt. Ebott, and that there would be plenty of interesting sights along the way. “I know the way,” they said, and they sounded confident enough that their friends couldn’t help but believe them."----------Written for doodleimprovement on tumblr as part of the 2016 Undertale Secret Santa. The prompt was: "family feels and Dunkle Sans." When Frisk proposes a road trip to show their new friends the sights on the surface, there's almost not enough room in Papyrus' new car to fit them all. Still, the surface proves to be a very interesting place. especially when you tour it with good friends by your side. And if Frisk has an ulterior motive for this roadtrip, well, it's not like the monsters don't owe the kid a few favors. When that ulterior motive involves a confrontation with the parents Frisk left behind to fall, Sans in particular is surprised to realize just how important this kid has come to be to them all.

Derek doesn’t want to fall asleep because he knows Stiles is leaving in the morning

John's been a bad boy, but Daddy will make it all better.

Deku has been gone for two days visiting his mom and already Katsuki was losing his mind. He had never considered himself to be a particularly sexual person before he and Deku started dating. It was like something in him had snapped once they crossed that threshold in their relationship and had sex for the first time. As if the floodgates that had been holding back nearly 18 years worth of sexual desire had come crashing down. Now, he could barely make it a full day before he was pawing at Deku’s crotch like a horny dog. It was truly embarrassing. or Deku comes back from a four day trip to put Katsuki through the mattress just like Katsuki's been craving.

Reality can be cruel at times.

It takes her over 72 hours to get home, after the battle, and she's not happy about it. Surely, they could have used a Slayer.

Hogwarts flying instructor Ginny Weasley and Potions master Draco Malfoy have a contentious relationship, rife with insults, bad jokes, and unethical wagers. After five years of heated exchanges, their relationship takes a new turn, but will Ginny accept the gamble? Prequel to The Return of the Singing Valentines but can be read alone as well.

Tsuna works in the famous Jurassic World, overseeing the petting zoo with the tiny herbivores running around at his knees. Therefore, it makes no sense why he's being conscripted by the rather terrifying owner, Reborn, into going on an excursion to Isla Sorna, where the wild dinosaurs roam.