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Black Market Briefs

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The pissing contest between Director Krennic and Grand Moff Tarkin is the stuff of legends. This time, it's about underwear. Reader gets caught in the middle of their ongoing argument. Or: 'The One Where Reader Helps Tarkin and Krennic Temporarily Accept Each Others' Design Choices Through Spontaneous Nookie'
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THE UNDERWEAR HEADCANON DRABBLE: Krennic: Designed his own version of the *Imperial Standard Issue Briefs.* They are sleek, tight, light as air, and match his cape. They make everyone’s ass (seriously, everyone’s ) look so good in the Imperial Standard Issue Officer Pants that wearing them during i
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