Joy of Sex

Deep in the Endless Abyss, Luo Binghe's only escape is his infrequent dreams of home and a master that seems to miss him, but there's something very strange about these dreams. Sometimes, it's almost like they aren't his.

“Um, my name is Stiles. Are you Derek Hale?” “Yes,” and now he just sounded ticked off. “Why are you calling?” “I, uh, saw your website,” Stiles said, gesturing toward the laptop even though he didn’t know why. “You know, about the sex thing. And you’re a Dom and stuff… and I would like you to dominate me, please.” This fic is incomplete and will never be updated. Read at your own caution.

Prince S'chn T'gai Spock of Vulcan, engaged to Prince James Tiberius Kirk of Earth through an arrangement made by their parents many years ago, writes to his intended on the day of his birth in the interest of diplomacy. Jim is not interested in diplomacy. Though there is no precedent set for the commencement of a written correspondence begun due to these specific parameters, I will strive to maintain, to the best of my abilities and with ample preparatory research previously conducted, the appropriate level of formality between us, based on a number of factors, primarily examples of a similar nature.

"Fucking Striders. If they're not collapsing two existent personalities they're subdividing into half a dozen new ones. Old-Strider, robo-Strider, fucking wiggler-hopbeast-Strider. What next? Banana-flavored-Strider? Why the fuck would we ever need that many Striders?" “Yes, I’m sure this must be very distressing for you.” Karkat turns, spinning slowly on one foot. He levels a silent stare. You wiggle your eyebrows.

Taeyong despises reading and yet he now knows every John Green novel by heart.

Derek Hale is good at getting what he wants. Unfortunately, what he wants now is Stiles Stilinski, who doesn't exactly seem to be in the mood for his shit.

Don't believe the rumors, international popstar Viktor Nikiforov is totally not using his new album as an excuse to flirt with the cute dancer that stole his heart last year. Or: How to Snatch Up Yuuri Katsuki, the Hottest Dance Star on the Market: A Guide by Viktor Nikiforov

On most days Kim Seokjin would say he doesn't care. He didn't exactly begrudge having presented as an omega. But when one had an unplanned pregnancy, was a fresh graduate, with limited job options, then housing was even more limited. And indeed he did find one such alpha and omega making out right in front of his door, seemingly trying to slot a key into his door's keyhole as they were practically already stripping one another of their clothes. He didn't even have to guess about their subgenders. The smell of their arousal was reeking up the entire corridor. His own omega instincts were prickling annoyedly at the overwhelming odor. He didn't particularly care what they got up to. But he did wish they at least had the decency to not do it in a less private area as the hallway, especially not in front of his apartment door. -- A heavily pregnant Seokjin moves into an apartment complex, the only affordable housing he could find. These flats house university students & he comes across a pair of them going at it in the corridor where the omega's one room flat is located. This is Seokjin's first encounter with campus's infamous fuckboy Kim Taehyung.

Liz was fading and Jack Harkness had never felt so helpless.

They are taking them. The thought penetrates Miranda’s mind - cuts through the haze and the panic and the horror that she feels at the sight of James’ limp form being carried out the door, his bare feet dragging, eyes closed, blood still welling from the scrapes he’s received during his short-lived bid for freedom. They are taking Thomas and James away from her. Or: Alfred orders both Thomas and James to be taken to Bedlam. Miranda is left to rescue them with the aid of Admiral Hennessey.

Hunters know that the Men of Letters don't exist—so when a man named Castiel shows up on one of the Winchester's hunts and introduces himself as one, they're suitably suspicious. He comes with news of a prophecy that tells of a demon uprising and names Sam and Dean as the only ones who can prevent it. Despite their misgivings, the Winchesters agree to help and find themselves entangled in a world of magic and tradition like nothing they've ever encountered. As they learn more about the Men of Letters and their mysterious prophecy, Sam, Dean, and Castiel face choices that could change the course of history, and whose fallout could bring them closer together...or tear them apart.

Hunk always gets the worst missions. But when Keith starts acting strange on their recon mission to find more allies against the Galra Empire, he starts to think maybe this is the worst one of all.

About the story: It's a King's Landing, immediately pre-Blackwater AU. Warning for foul language, underage and especially for dub-con/non-con.

Following POA: After a gruesome attack upon his return to Privet Drive, Harry is rescued only to find that his troubles are just beginning. What happens when he learns that he's not at all who the world thinks he is?

Exactly what it says on the tin. So sweet it'll make your teeth ache.

The Witch's Brew, he reads off the sign hanging over the top of the door. It's wooden, looking freshly carved, and makes Jungkook feel as though he'd stepped over into a time long past. A tingling sensation runs up his spine and raises the hair on his neck, a strange trepidation urging him to enter the coffee shop. He isn't sure what's so special about this one. It's a college town, coffee shops and cafes are in abundance here, though they're also usually located a lot closer to the heart of the town. He wonders if this cafe existed before the college but shrugs the idea off as he steps inside. The familiar and charming aroma of coffee and baked goods eases the tension in Jungkook's shoulders, and any curiosity piqued by the establishment is pushed to the back of his mind.

Renji's brother Seichi is given work on the Kuchiki estate and accidentally learns the full extent of Renji's relationship with Byakuya. Meanwhile, at the shoten, Renji wakes up restless and dreaming of Inuzuri.

Clint knows that he's not the only insomniac in the Tower, but he's still surprised when he runs into Darcy almost every night. Clint also knows not to ask Darcy about Boston, but the pieces still slide into place.

Pidge is a rogue who desperately needs money in order to rescue her family. Lance is a bard who just wants to go home. They have more in common than they think, and a bigger destiny than either of them ever imagined.

Cyclonus spends some time with a trio of sexy minibots.

Lucifer appears as alastor is about to tune out of his podcast, things get hot and alastor leaves his microphone on tramautizing Charlie.

After killing his father, Pete is offered an opportunity to escape prison. Work as an errand boy for a teenage Vegas, and never see the inside of a jail cell. How can Pete refuse?

Tobirama dies. Touka can pinpoint the exact moment her world shatters.

"Now, all these years later, the entire pack was gathered in the Stilinski family home, all standing around the kitchen watching the candles melt and burn down on a cake that wouldn't be eaten. No one ever blew out the candles either; they always just let them melt down to nothing. Maybe it was because they just kept waiting for Stiles to walk through that front door and take his place at the table and blow them out himself."---The night Gerard kidnapped Stiles from the lacrosse game, Stiles never came home.

Dreams of the past and a bad fever brings Law to ask Luffy a surprising question.

I dunno. I don't really understand the appeal of eucalyptus.