Twisted Roses

Loki lets his head fall back, a despairing smile baring his teeth. "What do you mean by home?"

Bofur wants to give Dwalin a proper courtship. That means waiting until they return to the Lonely Mountain. But a lot of things can happen in three months.

Stiles and Stuart get a computer for their fourteenth birthday. It's all downhill from there. (unbeta'd)

A post RF reunion story.

Jim, Spock, and their son are shopping at the grocery store. Heavily pregnant with their second child, Jim runs into an old flame. Cue Kirk trying to act like he is still the same guy he was when he dated her. Too bad, it is about to blow up in Jim's face. Humor! No angst!

Haru and Rin hang out while Makoto meets with his family.

Tony asks the team if they want fondue. Steve is appalled and storms out. The rest of the Avengers have no idea what his problem with it is.

Kaede and Shuichi, or Shuichi and Kaede - not that it, the order, matters - throughout all their worlds.

Phil. Melinda. Thirty days. Thirty ways.

Sam is getting ready to marry his college sweetheart, Castiel. On the night of his bachelor party, he has a one night stand with a stranger. Thinking he left that all behind him as the wedding approaches, Sam brings Castiel to meet his brother and his brother's excruciatingly familiar partner, Gabriel.

You want to enjoy your free time in prison but your cellmates make it impossible.

"Her Jingyan stood at the end of the room, hands loosely clasped behind him, back a strong line, eyes sweeping out over the courtyard and its minute details with a keen light. For a moment, Mei Changsu’s mind superimposed a different figure—a little more coltish, a little looser even in armor—, standing on battleground and watching the troops ready themselves. She could almost still feel the tense heat of him, right by her side." The Lin family's only daughter was everything they could have hoped for in a son. If it weren't for this, she might not have died at Meiling, with her father and the 70,000 soldiers of the Chiyan army. Thirteen years later, the mysterious jianghu leader Sir Mei is revealed to be a woman, tops the Lang Ya List of Beauties, comes to Jinling, and enters Prince Jing's service.

"He’s in his apartment looking outside from his window, noticing the cars, the people running buying their presents for their families or lovers, some couples holding hands and flirting on the street, that’s so sweet, but Kihyun can’t feel more jealous of them, freedom was what Kihyun wanted the most in that moment but instead he’s stuck in his little apartment cornered by the person who hates him the most, Lim Changkyun"

"The shadows," he told himself, whispering madly. "Hide in the shadows." How does Luke Skywalker fulfill his destiny after Darth Vader is successful in freezing him in carbonite? A ten part AU written between the late 1980s to the early 00's.

It said something about Gai that Iruka was actually unsure whether that was a line.

“Questions? Now?”“Yeah, it’s kind of important so listen up.”“Fine, whatever,” Keith brutally slashes at a drone, bits of bot clattering to the ground in his bayard’s wake.“Wanna marry me if we don’t die?” In which Lance has terrible timing.

Someone said "reylo" and "ovipositor" in the same sentence, and this monstrosity splorched from the depths of my brain. I'm sorry.

Harry Styles has a new stepsister. Plenty of sexual tension, smutty smut, random feelings, and a sprinkling of Disney references.

Yoongi and Hoseok are really cute together.Jungkook wants to mess them up.

Harry isn't what anyone thinks he is. Hermione tries to figure our why he is suffering. Will anyone notice The-boy-who-lived is the boy-who-is-hiding? Takes massive plot liberties with the first five books. Destroys HBP.

At Jane's request out of curiosity, Maura teaches her best friend a few phrases in French. Later, out of the blue, Jane uses one phrase on Maura - not actually knowing its meaning - and it changes everything between them.

Yuuri is a seasoned counselor at Camp Okenoko who thought he was in for just another run of the mill, shenanigan filled summer with his friends. But he could not have been more wrong as he's inevitably blindsided by the newest arrival. Enter one Viktor Nikiforov, who's got the charms and good looks to woo whomever he pleases, and who's interest is instantly peaked by none other than, Yuuri Katsuki.

Most people wouldn't agree to go on two dates with two separate people, but most people aren't Eggsy. Hey, he's up front about it. He just believes that love isn't defined by one person. There isn't an instruction manual for being in a relationship, let alone one for a polyamerous relationship. It'll take a big of negotiation to sort out their relationships, but Eggsy is willing to put in the work if it means he can be with both Harry and Merlin.

The Reader is once again working with the Winter Soldier, acting as the sniper's spotter. And, once again, something goes wrong. But at least the two realize the blessing in disguise.

Who hasn't ever drawn a naughty picture on a scrap in their homework notebook? Hmm? Harry is no exception to the rule. Except that it's his Potions homework, and he turns it in without realizing.