Coffee Cans and Energy Drinks

For whatever reason, for whatever unknown reason, the moment that clock hit zero Yuuri Katsuki was entirely alone. One normal Tuesday in late spring, Yuuri Katsuki starts seeing countdown clocks counting down from 24 hours on every single electronic surface. At the end of that day, everything changes and suddenly Yuuri finds himself entirely alone, with absolutely no signs of human life within the city. At least, that was what he thought until he found himself looking down the barrel of a stranger's handgun. Suddenly, for the first time in months, Yuuri is not alone. Can he and the silver-haired man survive the endless summer days of the World's End Holiday and figure out just why they seem to be the last two people on earth, or are the pair doomed to living in the still silence of the empty world forever?

Lucy had no desire to find a suitor, and yet when a mysterious stranger steals her attention at a ball Lucy learns that some masks reveal a pleasant surprise.

Two months into his fourth year, Harry finds out that not everything is as it seems and he’s been lied to since first year at Hogwarts. Voldemort isn’t the ‘big bad man’ he’s been led to believe, some his friends aren’t really friends but out to serve their own ends… What happens when he finds out the pureblood families put up their children in an ancient ceremony offering up them to a game of master and slave – a ceremony he underwent when he was born?

Kara is trying to balance her two identities and she's feeling pretty good about it until she's on her way to meet Lena and disaster strikes. Lena is terrified for Kara's safety and Supergirl is put in a tough situation.

Hiccup thinks it's a little too hot in the forge that day.

After a night on the town brought on by Alya's gentle persuasion, Marinette finds herself in a sticky situation due to a careless night her and Adrien shared. Now she has figure out how to get through all of this without ruining Adrien's image and chance at taking over the Agreste company(Based off of a prompt I found on Tumblr.)EDIT:THIS WORK IS ABANDONED

Once upon a time he had a normal life with a normal routine. He worked at a game store, selling cards and board games to people seeking old-fashioned entertainment. He had the best sister in the world who took better care of him than his own parents did when they were alive, and by most peoples' standards, they were very good parents. But that changed one evening on his way home from work. Eren was soon to become someone else, someone he didn't recognize, and would eventually come to prefer it that way.

In which John Watson ejaculates without rhyme or reason, and Sherlock Holmes requires some clarification and a bed.

A few weeks after TLC, Mara Jade takes on a new challenge, begins to probe the extent of her Force prowess, and grapples with the question of what she wants from a certain farmboy.

Tsuna is sure this is all his fault, and there's no way Gokudera is going to get hurt because of him. But, as he goes to find him, Gokudera already finds himself in a bit of trouble.

The war is ended. Harry and Voldemort has a peace treaty. All is safe. What happens when Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore and the Weasleys leave him now that his job is done? HP/LV

Matthew is irresistible in his own, little ways. He's just so sweet; you adore him endlessly with shameless affection. Lately, however, this build up affection has been taking a more lustful shape in your body, all the while Matt is content with shyness.

Alex and Maggie's trip takes a turn when they get in a car accident. Alex is taken to Grey Sloan memorial hospital, making her come face to face with her past and potentially risking her future.ORAnother Lexie Grey to Alex Danvers fic because I will never be over Lexie Grey

Our favourite kinky couple has returned in the fifth story of their roleplay of a stern teacher and his naughty student. After the fun and pleasure of denying Jemma’s orgasm, Fitz is keen to go the other way and make her cum until she can’t take it any more. In Toy With Me, Mr. Fitz introduces Miss Simmons to the joys of sex toys and all the pleasures they can bring. [UNFINISHED - MARKED AS COMPLETE] - I might finish this some day? but at this point, I doubt it

Stiles gets sick and tries to cancel his movie night with Jackson, but Jackson has other ideas.

Together, apart. Together, apart. It's a running theme in Ian and Mickey's relationship. But together only means so much when you're a fugitive. Mickey needs to leave again, but not before he promises that this will be their last time apart.

Erwin’s "I can’t help myself" turns into a blatant public display of affection one too many times throughout the rest of the day for Levi to brush it off as his Commander waking up horny.

“So…” Scott smirked “What are you doing for the dance?” Derek’s cheeks turned red “There’s this guy that I wanted to ask” he sighed “but we’re just friends so I can’t” “This guy … come on Derek just ask Stiles to the dance!” Scott groans “But he’s a friend and it could get complicated, I mean what if he says no?” he grumbles. “Ask him and find out!” Scott shouts “That’s the problem! I’m not very good at that stuff” Derek utters staring down at his hands. “Like anyone is, so…?” Derek frowned “So…..?” “Why are you looking at me like that?” Scott demanded Derek scrubs a hand over his face and sighs before walking over to the sofa, next to Scott “I was hoping you could help me” he’s face looked hopeful Or Derek wants to go to the dance with Stiles, Stiles wants to go to the dance with Derek. It should be that simply, but as usual nothing ever is.

Jason has held a flame for his friend Nico for a long time, and when he hears Nico moaning his name in his sleep he can't resist himself any longer...

Post 'to rule the fate of many', one year after the final battle. Bilbo gets his garden, his own secret grove, and dutifully begins planting. Except that it's not so secret. And everyone wants to stop by. And this is supposed to be a SECRET. One-shot. Can be read without the series (please see A/N at the beginning!)

Basically, a teenaged Cecil, during his mysterious internship at Night Vale Community Radio, goes missing, as all interns somehow do. However, he's not transported to some weird fourth dimension or dark void or anything. He's just... transported to a regular town... in Arizona. Like.... that's it. So I guess this is just my excuse to have Cecil, still weird as hell, in a regular, actually normal high school. (Which also has a small science club. With a hot, nerdy-as-hell captain (who's also a senior))

Tony and Steve are captured by HYDRA. A tesseract-infused dart forces Steve to follow his HYDRA handler's every order, while a truth serum means that Tony can tell no lies. Steve is forced to torture Tony, then inexplicably ordered to take care of him. To make matters worse, Steve feels exactly like himself, and there are a few things that Tony really doesn't want Steve to know. And what is HYDRA really up to?

Our favorite chocobros are living the domestic life with their kids.

Draco lost his home and the only society he knew after the war. He ended up living in the muggle world, making new friends and new connections and maybe some sort of peace. Even if that peace was usually found at the bottom of a bottle. It was enough for him. He was content to just exist.Then Harry Potter decided to ruin everything.

“I didn't think you even liked girls,” Archie said finally, playing with his paper straw wrapper. “I don't.” Jughead answered, eyes meeting Archie across the lip of his mug. “You don't?” Archie asked, a tiny bit of hopefulness creeping into his voice. “I just like Betty.”

Will gets jealous, and then sTRIP TEASE. I listened to Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake the entire time I wrote this and feel no shame.

Jim takes the long road home after a mission. Or: the one where Jim was trapped in his own mind by an alien drug and Bones stayed with him and Spock helped.