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The Dark Lord wanted a consort and had decided to host a competition that involved nearly everyone in Britain. If they thought they were good enough, they could enter to compete in a certain amount of tasks set by the Lord of the lands himself. Only the victor would have the skills necessary to become Voldemort's consort. Harry unfortunately nabs the Dark Lord's attention. Voldemort does as he pleases. Hermione enters to win, Bellatrix takes interest in certain people, and of course there's the villain causing trouble. A/N: SLASH/Harrymort/AU. I'm still waiting for someone to tell me exactly how this sounds like Harry is a slave. Please do so. Nothing at all would suggest it. How about we don't assume that because the word "consort" is involved, it must *obviously* be about slavery. Does anyone actually know what a consort is?

Lily realizes one thing the 31st October of 1981: Dumbledore can't protect them. She decides she can't get rid of Voldemort herself and needs her friends, all of them, to be united against the common enemy. For that, she digs in her power as a Dark Witch and rewinds time with James at her side. Now that they've defeated Voldemort, Lily can rest and watches her son go through Hogwarts peacefully, like he was meant to be. Except he wasn't meant to do that, and now he's in Slytherin, he has a crush on a blonde boy who is the absolute worst, and Voldemort might not be that defeated after all.

Prompt fills for the Rough Trade Big Short prompts. A collection of random and short (1000 or 2000 words) in various fandoms, characters, and pairings. All these stories are posted on my site, darkseraphina.wordpress.com

Zoe and her twin brother Ezra have been on the run for years. As witch-werewolf hybrids cursed to immortality, they've made some dangerous enemies that they are desperate to avoid. They flee to New Orleans, hoping to disappear among the supernatural community there. But there are beings of terrifying power in the Big Easy, too, and the twins soon learn that they can't run forever. Video trailer available here. There is also a "screenshots" accompaniment featuring quotepics available here.

Jake, Ryder and Marley don't have to pretend at Jake's house, but they're not the only ones who need a safe place to let go.