heartstoppers

Captured in a war between the Aesir and Jotnar, Loki, the bastard son of King Laufey, is kept in the Aesir camp as someone to sate carnal desires. And though he escapes unscathed later, it isn't the end of his problems. For he is sold in political marriage to his very captor; a Jotun slayer. He is ruthless and Loki is innocent. It is a match made in Hel

After a foolish night of drunkenness, the young King Thor is on a search for a new queen, this time a commoner that the people of Asgard can rise behind and love as one of their own. All Aesir youth who are of age and pass the initial tests of beauty, virginity, and fertility are to be housed in the king’s harem where they will be groomed and trained for potential queenship. After one year’s time, the king will then spend a single night with each of the chosen youth in order to choose his queen. The strangest youth in competition for the crown? A lying, thieving, mysterious trickster known only by the name of Loki. Little does the House of Odin know that Loki is neither Aesir nor a commoner.

Loki has always felt a little different on Asgard, cast out from his brother and his friends. But when he happens across a passage to Midgard, he finds himself under the bed of a hyper and overenthusiastic nine year old, Darcy Lewis, who is shocked there's a kid under her bed and not a monster. Loki soon learns that his new Midgardian friend shares not only his love of books, but also undying curiosity for the world around them. Together, they make monumental childhood discoveries, go on dangerous adventures, and get into heaps...and heaps...and heaps of trouble.

Loki is a seventeen year old runaway that gets taken in by Thor. (Thor's probably gonna regret it)

This is a story based off a prompt by LokiTheAssassin13 which can he read here! ---> http://archiveofourown.org/works/3803695 Loki, after being hurt and mistreated on Asgard for the last time, runs away and wanders into a Hidden Path that leads into Jotunheim. There, he finds his real family, who were still mourning the loss of their supposedly dead first born. They meet, and Loki decides perhaps life isn't as unfair as he thought ti was...

“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” TDW fix-it fic, simple as that. Retconning Odin's A+ Parenting and Frigga's fate because I don't want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.

The year is 1987. Jane Foster is just another struggling grad student, trying to reach her dreams and resist the urge to kill her crazy metal loving best friend. Until said friend drags her along to her favorite band's concert, and one very mysterious and sexy guitarist throws her whole life out of order.

If Thor was to find out that Loki had any brotherly affection for him, it would be a catastrophe.

The UN decides that Tom Hiddleston is a major threat to the mental health of anyone who's ever looked at his beautiful face, so he is forced to retire from public life, is forbidden to be photographed, and can't even do voice work because that's too sexy as well. He is banished to a small seaside retirement village filled with elderly people who are mostly immune to his charms, or at least they don't suffer nervous breakdowns in his presence. He runs a little coffee shop and sells sweets and biscuits, and reads in the evenings. He's lonely, can't have any friends because he's ashamed of the terrible effect of his handsomeness, and takes long walks on the beach where he does a lot of sighing and wishing he was ugly. Then one day there's a lightning storm and a beautiful blonde man falls out of the sky...