A Secret Shared...
In which Bond is wounded, Q is exasperated, Bond has been forcibly removed from Paris, Q insists on more alcohol than might be sensible, and secrets are shared.
Q has a dirty secret that he is quite happy keeping to himself, thank you. Bond has a way of sniffing out secrets, and the result is not at all what Q expected.
*Please don't read this if you don't like pee!*